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Sidi sits, and Speaks!
I’ve managed to contact Sidi Dog for another piece of his life story. So I’d like to offer you this bit of canine insight while I finish writing the next chapter of BDL:
Title: Some Moving Around Stuff
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 22
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Additional Note: Coconuts do float. Can’t say if
you’ll find that funny or not...
Summary: Sidi is Orlando’s dog, and he’s got a
story to tell
Some Moving Around Stuff
This is some more story about my life as the Luckiest Dog in the World. The World is pretty big, you know. I’m going to tell you about when I went to a New Place with my Very Small Pack of two, just me and my Alpha Male, Orlando. I hope that you’ve been reading the other parts of my story because it all kinda happened one thing after another, so don’t get confused!
If you do get confused, try tipping your head to one side. That always helps me.
Anyway, after the night when the Huge Scary Light Thing died attacking the Play Pack we spent a couple of more days at the Crazy House Den, which is Viggo’s place. During those days I would go with my Alpha to the Studio Place and he would make ‘moo-vee’ stuff with his friends. I knew all of these People in the Elizabeth Town Pack, and they are my Friends! Some of them would Pet the Dog or give Treats!, especially the ‘your daddy’s not looking’ Treats!, which always taste extra Good! Fixes-Things Guy was always there, and he’s usually good for a belly scratch and some fun games too!
Back at home Viggo was doing the bag packing thing, and I hoped that this was because he would be coming with us to somewhere, like maybe the Loving Den in Idaho Place! But that wasn’t what the People were planning. People don’t always do the thing that would be the best for them. Sometimes they do Stupid stuff too, like Going Away, but I’ll get to that Sad part in a bit.
During all this packing Viggo’s boy-pup Henry (who is Smells-like-Viggo soft Voice Kid with Food!) got sent away to another Place, and Viggo was Very Sad to see him go. I don’t know why he sent his pup away, but maybe he was a Bad Boy! I was Sorry to see Henry go away too, because he was Very Nice to me and always had stuff you could eat in his messy den.
Henry would be part of my Pack no matter what, because of his Stud being my Alpha Male number two, but I like Henry all by himself. He told me secrets and he laughed about the other People in the house. He also took me for nice long walkies and we went to the beach and he called me a special name. I’m not going to tell what that name was, because it was a secret for between us.
Viggo was Sad when his pup left, like I said, but my Alpha Orlando did everything he could to make him feel better. They would cuddle on the Okay to Sit on Couch and nuzzle, which is sometimes Fun to watch because someone always ends up giggling or Making Dominance. This sort of Stuff goes on a lot with People, you know. They like cuddles and petting just about as much as most Dogs!
Other People came to visit, including Smells-like-burning Weeds Elijah and his littermate Hannah and even Too Big to be a Hobbit Lawrence. I like Lawrence, because he picks me way up into the air and I know he won’t drop me! The bitch named Pee-lar come over with flat things to look at and make Squeees over.
Viggo’s Den gets even Crazier when there’s more People there. Lots of smoking stinky stuff and drinking stinky stuff and talking and laughing and eating, which is all Good with me! Everybody liked to see the Dog, and some People even liked the Cat!
After a couple of days I had stopped chasing the Cat! that lived there. Maybe I stopped because it scratched me on the muzzle, but maybe it was more because that Cat! wasn’t going to hurt my Alpha.
This is a good place to tell you about something you don’t know. I’m very Sorry to say that my Alpha seems to Approve of Cats. I know this is a shock and a surprise to you as much as it is to me! Who knew? He not only never chases them around, but he touches them Nicely and talks to them in the ‘I’m your friend’ voice. I’ve seen him give the Cat! some Food too! You know that if you let a Cat! eat your Food they’ll never Go Away! I was trying to Warn my Alpha about this, but I got Yelled at for Growling!
I know what you are thinking, Nice Reading Person. I know you are thinking about how this wasn’t Fair! at all for the Dog to get Yelled at because he was just defending his Pack, but I’m sorry to tell you that it happens. There are times when even my Alpha gets confused about what is Good for him and what is a Bad Idea.
This is probably why he wears that cloth on his butt with pictures of ducks on it. Ducks? I don’t think anyone would approve of that thing! Not even yappy little Rat Dogs would like duck cloth! Viggo even threatened to bury that cloth in the yard. I would have dug the hole!
I dig Excellent holes, you know.
Anyhow, Viggo was still doing the bag packing thing even after Henry left, and I think this was because he was going to Go Away for a Long, Long Time. This made me Sad too, and so I was Sad along with my Alpha. There was one last night when my two Alphas were together, and then Viggo went away into a Car and was Gone! He had told me to be a Good Boy! and Protect Orlando, but that’s like telling me to breathe the air or drink good clean water. I have to do those things to Live!
My Alpha was even more Sad after that Viggo Car left, and it was like when our Alpha Bitch Kate threw the Dog and the Man out, and we had to go be alone together. I whined, and nobody told me to stop it. There was nothing that the Dog could do to make it Good again.
I got left alone in the house for the whole night while my Alpha went out to do Stuff, and it was So Bad that I let the Cat! walk all around and she even lay down right near me and I didn’t Bark! at her. Viggo had fixed things so that the Lady from the next yard would come in and feed that Cat, so of course it thought that it Owned the Place.
Poor Viggo makes mistakes too, sometimes...but not too often. He doesn’t wear duck butt cloths ever.
When my Alpha finally came home that night I had to sniff him all over to find out where he’d been. He had been to a Food Place with his Play Pack from Elizabeth Town. The man called Cameron (Big Man of the Grass-shoes) had been touching him and that bitch Curse-tin too, and some other people. He had eaten something that smelled like fish and something spicy and his hands had too many smells on them to figure out. He had spilled some beer on his pants cloth and at least one Female Person in heat had rubbed up against him, but he hadn’t mated with her. His hair smelled like Lady chemicals and his clothes had lots of stranger’s sweat on them. He let me lick his hands until they were clean again.
Now I think that maybe this was the time where he was leaving that Play Pack for a while -- although Orlando never leaves anybody he likes forever.
My Alpha got his clothes off and sat on the bed taking off the jiggle tags and hanging things from around his neck, looking at all of them and saying words about them. One of these he put to his lips and kissed, and that made me whine to see him feeling Sad about the jingle tag. He smiled at me when I whined, and that night he let me sleep on the bed with him and the sheets smelled Totally of Viggo!
The next morning started out with packing Our bags and the Agent Lady coming inside the Den. She talked all the time, and moved some papers around. I don’t think she Approved of the Crazy House Den one little bit, but my Alpha didn’t care! He was putting his stuff into his suitcases and packing the Sidi Bag too. My Crunchy Good Things went inside, and even my bowl, so we would be Going Away soon!
I was really Sorry to leave the Crazy House Den. Maybe we can go back there again soon. Maybe.
Anyhow, there was a Big Car to Ride in and it went to the Airport Place, which I’ve told you about before you so you know what that place smells like. The Big Car had lots of seats in it and windows to poke your nose out of and I like riding in those things! Nobody told me to lie down and I got to Bark! at People and stuff, so that was a Fun Ride! At the Airport Place was a lot of waiting, and I had to go Outside twice to piss and My Alpha told me that I’d better not be planning on doing that later, which is a weird thing to say. It’s not like you can plan when you have to do Important Stuff like make piss.
There was lots of People wanting Attention from My Alpha, saying things like “Orli, just one more!” and stuff, and I could smell that he was getting tired of the pushy People. I Barked! at one guy who was getting too close and he gave me a dirty look with a scrunched face and Evil Eyes. Good thing we were moving next, or I might have stopped and Bit! that guy on the leg!
I know about those Big Big Cars they call Airplanes and how they drive on nothing, so I wasn’t scared at all when we finally got inside one and it drove very very fast down the road and off on the invisible stuff. Usually Airplanes bounce around less than the normal Cars, but this one was a bouncy Airplane. It went over all sorts of hills and turns. People laughed nervously when the hills were very big. I mostly slept at my Orlando’s feet, just in case he needed me for something.
We rode for a really long time, and when the Airplane stopped driving on nothing and the door opened it was very hot outside and the sun was extra bright. I was a Very Good Boy and took a big shit in the first place offered. After that there was a snack (with some Cheese!), and then we got into a different Airplane, so I guess this whole day was going to be wasted going on Rides where you can’t put your head out the window.
Somebody needs to fix those windows on the Airplanes.
Orlando was talking to Strange People and looking at papers and I got bored and chewed on a bit of loose carpet on the cold floor. My Alpha fell asleep, and so did I. Then the ride got bouncy again and finally we stopped very hard on a bumpy road. When the door was opened this time my eyes got big because WoW!, this place smelled totally new! My Alpha had to pull hard on the lead because I wanted to Run Around like a Crazy Dog! and Smell everything!
The air was really hot and the sun was very low over more water than I had ever seen before! There were trees and sand and stuff growing up from the ground that smelled completely New! I think maybe we had gone far away from Lost Angeles and to somewhere that the air is clean of smoke and chemical smells! We walked a short way under the pale sun and Orlando let me Run Free for while, though he whistled when I went too far. After that we got taken to a place with a Car that goes on the water and it’s completely open on top, so there was no windows to stick your head out of, but all the air you could ever want to sniff! It smelled like fish and old wet papers.
This Water Car took us a long way, and my Alpha laughed and pointed at some other Water Cars that were out there on the ocean. He waved and shouted at People, and they yelled back at him, and I Barked! just because I was Happy to be there!
We finally got somewhere that had ground again and there was a Beach to run on, and lots of things on that Beach that I’ve Never Seen! It was getting dark, although I didn’t think it was really Dinner Time yet, but a regular Car took my Orlando Alpha and me and our bags of stuff to a Hotel Place, and there was lots of People there I don’t know at all. I was staying next to my Person like a Good Dog and being quiet when I heard a Happy Voice say “Orli!” and I Knew that Voice! It was Johnny Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man, and he hugged and nuzzled and petted my Alpha.
I let him do that for a while, then I said ‘woof!’ very politely to say hello. Johnny got down on his knees and petted me and let me lick his face and he laughed at me and said I had got bigger. My Alpha bragged about what a Good Dog I am and how Handsome our Pack is and that made my tail wag so proud!
We went to a Den with several rooms, and my Alpha took his clothes off and went into the People piss room and got himself all wet and cleaned off all of his scents and put on new ones. I took my Toys! out of the Sidi Bag and put a couple under the furniture and dragged my Viggo cloth into a corner. Orlando put clothes back on and then poured Crunchy Good Things! into my bowl and made sure I had the nice clean water. I ate extra fast because it seemed like maybe he was going somewhere and I didn’t want to be Left Alone. He laughed at me and told me to settle down, then he got my lead.
I guess this new place is a lot different than Lost Angeles or Kent Ucky or the other Places we’ve been, because not only was the Dog allowed to walk everywhere with my Alpha, but I could even go inside the Food Places and be under the table where there was All Sorts of dropped stuff to eat! I found out that this Place is called Island and Saint Vinzens and I definitely Approve of a Place where Good Dogs get to sit with their People, even in Food Places!
After the eating and the drinking and the smoking weeds stuff my Alpha and Johnny went back to our new Den, and because I was Happy to be there I ran around the room Barking! That’s when my Orlando kicked me outside into a fenced place with a water pool in it. I jumped in the pool to get cool and swim around some, and nobody came and told me Bad Dog! So then I climbed out and shook really hard, which made my jingle tags sing. I checked the fence good to make sure that no Bad Guys could get inside. There was one spot where your can see into the next grassy water pool place, so I dug a Big Hole right there! That would make us safe!
After I was finished with my hole (it was big enough to bury several Cats! in) I checked to see if anyone wanted to let me go back Inside yet. I guess not because I was all alone out there in that place. So I ran around some more and found these big hard things that had fallen out of one of the trees. They were really heavy and had ropy stuff that tasted of grass/tree/dirt all over them, and they were bigger than my head. I tried to carry one over to the door Inside to show my Alpha when he finished doing Stuff with Johnny, but I couldn’t carry the heavy thing and the covering tore away in my mouth.
So then I pushed one of the big things like a ball, and it rolled on the ground. I pushed it some more, this way and that, and then it fell into the water pool with a big splash! That was pretty Funny! So I went and got another of the heavy ball things and pushed it into the pool too! The things floated around like big round ducks. This turned out to be Very Amusing, so I put ALL those things into the pool, which was Lots!, and then they were all floating around.
I wanted to see if this looked Funny! from on top of the Outside furniture too, so I jumped up on a couch and then the slippery table, but it tipped over and knocked me into the pool with the floating ball things! I guess that made a Racket because that was the same moment that my Alpha finally remembered to come Outside and get the Dog. He opened the door to see me swimming with the floating things and the cloth top of the table. He also noticed my Excellent hole which was ready to trap Bad Guys! He was So Impressed that he couldn’t even speak to me for a moment. I got out of the water pool and Ran over to him, and then I remembered to shake the water out of my fine black coat.
I’m sure that Johnny Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man got the Funny part about the heavy things floating like ducks, because he started laughing so hard that he couldn’t even stand up anymore.
For some strange reason my Alpha never let me stay Outside in that place again, so I’ll never know how many Bad Guys I caught.
Title: Some Moving Around Stuff
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 22
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Additional Note: Coconuts do float. Can’t say if
you’ll find that funny or not...
Summary: Sidi is Orlando’s dog, and he’s got a
story to tell
Some Moving Around Stuff
This is some more story about my life as the Luckiest Dog in the World. The World is pretty big, you know. I’m going to tell you about when I went to a New Place with my Very Small Pack of two, just me and my Alpha Male, Orlando. I hope that you’ve been reading the other parts of my story because it all kinda happened one thing after another, so don’t get confused!
If you do get confused, try tipping your head to one side. That always helps me.
Anyway, after the night when the Huge Scary Light Thing died attacking the Play Pack we spent a couple of more days at the Crazy House Den, which is Viggo’s place. During those days I would go with my Alpha to the Studio Place and he would make ‘moo-vee’ stuff with his friends. I knew all of these People in the Elizabeth Town Pack, and they are my Friends! Some of them would Pet the Dog or give Treats!, especially the ‘your daddy’s not looking’ Treats!, which always taste extra Good! Fixes-Things Guy was always there, and he’s usually good for a belly scratch and some fun games too!
Back at home Viggo was doing the bag packing thing, and I hoped that this was because he would be coming with us to somewhere, like maybe the Loving Den in Idaho Place! But that wasn’t what the People were planning. People don’t always do the thing that would be the best for them. Sometimes they do Stupid stuff too, like Going Away, but I’ll get to that Sad part in a bit.
During all this packing Viggo’s boy-pup Henry (who is Smells-like-Viggo soft Voice Kid with Food!) got sent away to another Place, and Viggo was Very Sad to see him go. I don’t know why he sent his pup away, but maybe he was a Bad Boy! I was Sorry to see Henry go away too, because he was Very Nice to me and always had stuff you could eat in his messy den.
Henry would be part of my Pack no matter what, because of his Stud being my Alpha Male number two, but I like Henry all by himself. He told me secrets and he laughed about the other People in the house. He also took me for nice long walkies and we went to the beach and he called me a special name. I’m not going to tell what that name was, because it was a secret for between us.
Viggo was Sad when his pup left, like I said, but my Alpha Orlando did everything he could to make him feel better. They would cuddle on the Okay to Sit on Couch and nuzzle, which is sometimes Fun to watch because someone always ends up giggling or Making Dominance. This sort of Stuff goes on a lot with People, you know. They like cuddles and petting just about as much as most Dogs!
Other People came to visit, including Smells-like-burning Weeds Elijah and his littermate Hannah and even Too Big to be a Hobbit Lawrence. I like Lawrence, because he picks me way up into the air and I know he won’t drop me! The bitch named Pee-lar come over with flat things to look at and make Squeees over.
Viggo’s Den gets even Crazier when there’s more People there. Lots of smoking stinky stuff and drinking stinky stuff and talking and laughing and eating, which is all Good with me! Everybody liked to see the Dog, and some People even liked the Cat!
After a couple of days I had stopped chasing the Cat! that lived there. Maybe I stopped because it scratched me on the muzzle, but maybe it was more because that Cat! wasn’t going to hurt my Alpha.
This is a good place to tell you about something you don’t know. I’m very Sorry to say that my Alpha seems to Approve of Cats. I know this is a shock and a surprise to you as much as it is to me! Who knew? He not only never chases them around, but he touches them Nicely and talks to them in the ‘I’m your friend’ voice. I’ve seen him give the Cat! some Food too! You know that if you let a Cat! eat your Food they’ll never Go Away! I was trying to Warn my Alpha about this, but I got Yelled at for Growling!
I know what you are thinking, Nice Reading Person. I know you are thinking about how this wasn’t Fair! at all for the Dog to get Yelled at because he was just defending his Pack, but I’m sorry to tell you that it happens. There are times when even my Alpha gets confused about what is Good for him and what is a Bad Idea.
This is probably why he wears that cloth on his butt with pictures of ducks on it. Ducks? I don’t think anyone would approve of that thing! Not even yappy little Rat Dogs would like duck cloth! Viggo even threatened to bury that cloth in the yard. I would have dug the hole!
I dig Excellent holes, you know.
Anyhow, Viggo was still doing the bag packing thing even after Henry left, and I think this was because he was going to Go Away for a Long, Long Time. This made me Sad too, and so I was Sad along with my Alpha. There was one last night when my two Alphas were together, and then Viggo went away into a Car and was Gone! He had told me to be a Good Boy! and Protect Orlando, but that’s like telling me to breathe the air or drink good clean water. I have to do those things to Live!
My Alpha was even more Sad after that Viggo Car left, and it was like when our Alpha Bitch Kate threw the Dog and the Man out, and we had to go be alone together. I whined, and nobody told me to stop it. There was nothing that the Dog could do to make it Good again.
I got left alone in the house for the whole night while my Alpha went out to do Stuff, and it was So Bad that I let the Cat! walk all around and she even lay down right near me and I didn’t Bark! at her. Viggo had fixed things so that the Lady from the next yard would come in and feed that Cat, so of course it thought that it Owned the Place.
Poor Viggo makes mistakes too, sometimes...but not too often. He doesn’t wear duck butt cloths ever.
When my Alpha finally came home that night I had to sniff him all over to find out where he’d been. He had been to a Food Place with his Play Pack from Elizabeth Town. The man called Cameron (Big Man of the Grass-shoes) had been touching him and that bitch Curse-tin too, and some other people. He had eaten something that smelled like fish and something spicy and his hands had too many smells on them to figure out. He had spilled some beer on his pants cloth and at least one Female Person in heat had rubbed up against him, but he hadn’t mated with her. His hair smelled like Lady chemicals and his clothes had lots of stranger’s sweat on them. He let me lick his hands until they were clean again.
Now I think that maybe this was the time where he was leaving that Play Pack for a while -- although Orlando never leaves anybody he likes forever.
My Alpha got his clothes off and sat on the bed taking off the jiggle tags and hanging things from around his neck, looking at all of them and saying words about them. One of these he put to his lips and kissed, and that made me whine to see him feeling Sad about the jingle tag. He smiled at me when I whined, and that night he let me sleep on the bed with him and the sheets smelled Totally of Viggo!
The next morning started out with packing Our bags and the Agent Lady coming inside the Den. She talked all the time, and moved some papers around. I don’t think she Approved of the Crazy House Den one little bit, but my Alpha didn’t care! He was putting his stuff into his suitcases and packing the Sidi Bag too. My Crunchy Good Things went inside, and even my bowl, so we would be Going Away soon!
I was really Sorry to leave the Crazy House Den. Maybe we can go back there again soon. Maybe.
Anyhow, there was a Big Car to Ride in and it went to the Airport Place, which I’ve told you about before you so you know what that place smells like. The Big Car had lots of seats in it and windows to poke your nose out of and I like riding in those things! Nobody told me to lie down and I got to Bark! at People and stuff, so that was a Fun Ride! At the Airport Place was a lot of waiting, and I had to go Outside twice to piss and My Alpha told me that I’d better not be planning on doing that later, which is a weird thing to say. It’s not like you can plan when you have to do Important Stuff like make piss.
There was lots of People wanting Attention from My Alpha, saying things like “Orli, just one more!” and stuff, and I could smell that he was getting tired of the pushy People. I Barked! at one guy who was getting too close and he gave me a dirty look with a scrunched face and Evil Eyes. Good thing we were moving next, or I might have stopped and Bit! that guy on the leg!
I know about those Big Big Cars they call Airplanes and how they drive on nothing, so I wasn’t scared at all when we finally got inside one and it drove very very fast down the road and off on the invisible stuff. Usually Airplanes bounce around less than the normal Cars, but this one was a bouncy Airplane. It went over all sorts of hills and turns. People laughed nervously when the hills were very big. I mostly slept at my Orlando’s feet, just in case he needed me for something.
We rode for a really long time, and when the Airplane stopped driving on nothing and the door opened it was very hot outside and the sun was extra bright. I was a Very Good Boy and took a big shit in the first place offered. After that there was a snack (with some Cheese!), and then we got into a different Airplane, so I guess this whole day was going to be wasted going on Rides where you can’t put your head out the window.
Somebody needs to fix those windows on the Airplanes.
Orlando was talking to Strange People and looking at papers and I got bored and chewed on a bit of loose carpet on the cold floor. My Alpha fell asleep, and so did I. Then the ride got bouncy again and finally we stopped very hard on a bumpy road. When the door was opened this time my eyes got big because WoW!, this place smelled totally new! My Alpha had to pull hard on the lead because I wanted to Run Around like a Crazy Dog! and Smell everything!
The air was really hot and the sun was very low over more water than I had ever seen before! There were trees and sand and stuff growing up from the ground that smelled completely New! I think maybe we had gone far away from Lost Angeles and to somewhere that the air is clean of smoke and chemical smells! We walked a short way under the pale sun and Orlando let me Run Free for while, though he whistled when I went too far. After that we got taken to a place with a Car that goes on the water and it’s completely open on top, so there was no windows to stick your head out of, but all the air you could ever want to sniff! It smelled like fish and old wet papers.
This Water Car took us a long way, and my Alpha laughed and pointed at some other Water Cars that were out there on the ocean. He waved and shouted at People, and they yelled back at him, and I Barked! just because I was Happy to be there!
We finally got somewhere that had ground again and there was a Beach to run on, and lots of things on that Beach that I’ve Never Seen! It was getting dark, although I didn’t think it was really Dinner Time yet, but a regular Car took my Orlando Alpha and me and our bags of stuff to a Hotel Place, and there was lots of People there I don’t know at all. I was staying next to my Person like a Good Dog and being quiet when I heard a Happy Voice say “Orli!” and I Knew that Voice! It was Johnny Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man, and he hugged and nuzzled and petted my Alpha.
I let him do that for a while, then I said ‘woof!’ very politely to say hello. Johnny got down on his knees and petted me and let me lick his face and he laughed at me and said I had got bigger. My Alpha bragged about what a Good Dog I am and how Handsome our Pack is and that made my tail wag so proud!
We went to a Den with several rooms, and my Alpha took his clothes off and went into the People piss room and got himself all wet and cleaned off all of his scents and put on new ones. I took my Toys! out of the Sidi Bag and put a couple under the furniture and dragged my Viggo cloth into a corner. Orlando put clothes back on and then poured Crunchy Good Things! into my bowl and made sure I had the nice clean water. I ate extra fast because it seemed like maybe he was going somewhere and I didn’t want to be Left Alone. He laughed at me and told me to settle down, then he got my lead.
I guess this new place is a lot different than Lost Angeles or Kent Ucky or the other Places we’ve been, because not only was the Dog allowed to walk everywhere with my Alpha, but I could even go inside the Food Places and be under the table where there was All Sorts of dropped stuff to eat! I found out that this Place is called Island and Saint Vinzens and I definitely Approve of a Place where Good Dogs get to sit with their People, even in Food Places!
After the eating and the drinking and the smoking weeds stuff my Alpha and Johnny went back to our new Den, and because I was Happy to be there I ran around the room Barking! That’s when my Orlando kicked me outside into a fenced place with a water pool in it. I jumped in the pool to get cool and swim around some, and nobody came and told me Bad Dog! So then I climbed out and shook really hard, which made my jingle tags sing. I checked the fence good to make sure that no Bad Guys could get inside. There was one spot where your can see into the next grassy water pool place, so I dug a Big Hole right there! That would make us safe!
After I was finished with my hole (it was big enough to bury several Cats! in) I checked to see if anyone wanted to let me go back Inside yet. I guess not because I was all alone out there in that place. So I ran around some more and found these big hard things that had fallen out of one of the trees. They were really heavy and had ropy stuff that tasted of grass/tree/dirt all over them, and they were bigger than my head. I tried to carry one over to the door Inside to show my Alpha when he finished doing Stuff with Johnny, but I couldn’t carry the heavy thing and the covering tore away in my mouth.
So then I pushed one of the big things like a ball, and it rolled on the ground. I pushed it some more, this way and that, and then it fell into the water pool with a big splash! That was pretty Funny! So I went and got another of the heavy ball things and pushed it into the pool too! The things floated around like big round ducks. This turned out to be Very Amusing, so I put ALL those things into the pool, which was Lots!, and then they were all floating around.
I wanted to see if this looked Funny! from on top of the Outside furniture too, so I jumped up on a couch and then the slippery table, but it tipped over and knocked me into the pool with the floating ball things! I guess that made a Racket because that was the same moment that my Alpha finally remembered to come Outside and get the Dog. He opened the door to see me swimming with the floating things and the cloth top of the table. He also noticed my Excellent hole which was ready to trap Bad Guys! He was So Impressed that he couldn’t even speak to me for a moment. I got out of the water pool and Ran over to him, and then I remembered to shake the water out of my fine black coat.
I’m sure that Johnny Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man got the Funny part about the heavy things floating like ducks, because he started laughing so hard that he couldn’t even stand up anymore.
For some strange reason my Alpha never let me stay Outside in that place again, so I’ll never know how many Bad Guys I caught.
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Poor baby, sometimes we humans can be so mean.
LMAO!! What I wouldn't do to see this.
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As for me, I know that I'd pay to see those underwear too! On, or off...
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Thank you so much for telling us more about your Alpha Males' adventures. You are a very Good Dog! to take such good care of Alpha Orlando when he has to be apart from Alpha Viggo. And you are very brave to ride in the Big Cars and the Airplanes where you can't put your head out the window and the Water Cars!
The new place Island sounds very pretty, and there are fun floating things to play with and all kinds of good dropped stuff to eat. But I'll bet you (and your Alpha Orlando) would still rather be in the Crazy House Den (or even better, the Loving Den in Idaho Place), even if Poor Viggo makes mistakes too, sometimes...but not too often. He doesn’t wear duck butt cloths ever. (that made me *giggle*)
But I know you will all be together again some day, even if it is not for a Very Long Time, because Orlando never leaves anybody he likes forever. And I think what he feels for your second Alpha Viggo is much stronger than just liking.
*scratches your tummy happily*
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Saint Vincenze is a Great Place, but Loving Den would be better, maybe. You could call my Alpha and tell him that? Just call him on a Noisy Box --he's got one in his pocket.
Thank you for Tummy rubs! It's always itchy! *rolls over happily*
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PERFECT!