Greetings From Riga!

[radaker.livejournal.com]

 Title: Greetings from Riga!
Author: Beatrix Bollinger (bbollinger) and Radaker Catalina (radaker), with help from one Bambi Vanderhosen (vanderhosen)
Pairing: Elijah/Henry Mortensen; Sean Astin/Henry Mortensen; Elijah/Sean Astin; Orlando/My Little Pony
Rating: PG/PG13
Summary: On the quest for the fishbone harmonica, tensions run high for our heros. 
Disclaimer: Will cease and desist if threatened by lawyers. And, of course, we don't know these people.
Warning: We have no idea how old Henry Mortensen is but, um, he's probably too young for Sean. Sorry, Sean.
Author’s note: Crack fic. Real people. Ooh, scary. 


( Grond! Grond! Do that funky orc-hips dance! )

Comments

[pecos.livejournal.com]

Okay, I read this until I peed myself...and that was in like the fourth paragraph. After that various other bodily functions went until now I can't even move anything but my fingers, which I'm using to write you when I *ought* to be typing out a message begging for help and sailing it out the window...but the window is closed anyhow, so I guess I'm just plain screwed. Will have to read story again....

[bbollinger.livejournal.com]

So I guess you and Orlando have something in common, i.e. the horrible curse of being unable to control your bladder. Congratulations!

[ukyoo.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of ways to summarize this story and came up with:

Elijah: "I can't be gay! I dated Franka!"
Orlando: "I have to peeeeee~!"
and
"I am the qweeeeen~ of France!"

[bbollinger.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's anything about anyone being queen -- or qween, for that matter -- of France. Is there? If so, I was not paying attention.

[ukyoo.livejournal.com]

That's a quote from a particularly silly/funny cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt, called Rejected (http://www.bitterfilms.com/rejected.html).

The "qween" of france is from a part when two stickmen are talking and one rips a chunk of the other's stomach out, wears it as a hat and declares himself as "the queeeeen of france!" It's a very silly cartoon. This fic reminds me a lot of it. And Douglas Adams stories, but that's something else entirely. ^_^;