ext_29511 ([identity profile] pecos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fellowshippers2005-03-09 03:50 pm

Sidi Speaks again!

Thanks for your patience while Sidi was taking care of Important Stuff in his life. He’s finally found the time to continue the story of how he’s The Luckiest Dog in the World, so I happily present:



Title: More Stuff from the Loving Den
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 16
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Additional Note: Past readers might notice that
Sidi is getting much better understanding
words and so on. He’s grown to nearly
adult size during these stories and has
become much more used to being a
human’s companion
Viggo’s Alleged ‘Artwork’: Pecos



More Stuff from the Loving Den

There are times when it is the Best Thing Ever to be a Dog...especially if you are a Good Dog, like me. One of those Best times is to come Home again after a Visit to somewhere else and your Pack is there and they are Happy to see you! This is how I remember going back to the Loving Den after the Bad Thing had happened to my Alpha Male, Orlando. Viggo got Essa and me in the Car and we got a Ride to Home and there was my Special Person waiting on the porch with Treats and Loving and Scratches for all the itchy places that only He knows about and I was a Very Happy Dog!

This was in Idaho Place after the incident in the barn with the Blood coming out of his leg, and I had been Very Worried about all of that Stuff. Viggo called it ‘Clumsy Bastard Accident’, and I know now that this means it was a Bad Thing that happens to my Alpha even though Viggo loves him and tries to take care of him. I think that Clumsy Bastard is the one who does these Bad Things because there is sometimes Evil Stuff! that you can’t escape from even if you know it is after you and you try to Run Away!

Can you tell that I’ve been thinking about this Stuff a Lot – because I have? I’ve got lots of time to think about Stuff sometimes, when I’m not busy doing other things.

Anyway, I bet you want to know more about what happened, so I’ll try not to think about other Stuff and tell the story. (I’m a Good Story Teller!)

My Alpha Male was Very Happy to see us Dogs too and he had a fluffy thing over his leg like he thought maybe I might step on it because I’m not careful all the time, but I Was Careful, and after all the Dogs had settled down and were tired from being Happy Orlando took the pillow off his leg and I could see that he was wearing cloth bits that didn’t cover up all of his skin. I got up and went over to him in Submissive just because maybe it was kinda my fault and not Clumsy Bastard after all and I wanted him to know I was Sorry.

“It’s okay, Sidi,” he said, touching me very softly on the nose. “You can look.” He understands me So Good! I think my Alpha was maybe a Dog some time long ago. I sniffed the white papery thing stuck to his skin and there were lots of Bad Smells like from the *Vet!* and there was sticky paper there like the gum I like to eat off the sidewalk (but I’m not supposed to do that, so I have to do it Sneaky) and underneath it all was still the smell of my Alpha’s Blood from inside his body.

I whined. “It’ll be fine,” he said to me, and rubbed the top of my head, then he pulled me to his face and smooched my nose, which he does sometimes.

“You kiss your boyfriend with those lips?” asked Viggo, bringing bowls of Food from inside to share with People and Dogs!

“If he’s lucky!” said my Alpha!

That night I slept watching the door so that Clumsy Bastard wouldn’t make any more trouble and even the Not-Dogs didn’t sing in the night and there was only quiet at the Loving Den. The next day my Alpha had to talk to his noisy-box for a long time making Sorry! to lots of other people. This made him tired and his body language said ‘don’t bug me!’ so I went and got one of Alpha Viggo’s shoes and ran through the room throwing and shaking it and catching it and That got my Alpha off the couch! It took him a Really Long Time to catch me as I ran all over the Big House, my nails skidding on the floor and Orlando making the ‘Bad Dog!’ noises that mean you aren’t REALLY in trouble, because he knows you’re playing with him!

He finally got the shoe away from me, but the funny thing is that while he was playing with me Essa was getting into the Trash in the kitchen and she really Did make a Mess! Essa got the ‘Bad Dog!’ for Real! and I got to go Outside to see what else was happening. Viggo was up on top of the Male Horse he calls You-Ray Us and he said he was going away for a while if my Alpha could keep from breaking his neck all alone. Then he said “Sidi can come?” and I Got To Go Along! along with Viggo for a really Long Walk in the trees! You-Ray Us didn’t kick at me much this time, and I found that if I stayed ahead of them or to one side I didn’t make the Horse mad at me as much.

That was a Great Walk! I found dead animal parts covered with leaves and rolled in it until I smelled Really Neat! I found something like a big bone with lots of pointy bits on it and carried it as far as I could, although it caught on almost every single tree and was kinda heavy. Viggo finally asked me to Give it to him and he tied it to part of his sitting on stuff on top of the horse and said I could have it back later. I chased some little Running Animals that smelled of dirt and seeds, but they were Really Fast! and I never had a chance at catching those.

I was trotting along beside the Horse with my tongue out because we had been going Fast! for a bit and Viggo started singing again, which I like a Lot. He was talking to the Horse a lot of the time, and sometimes to me, but I couldn’t get the words, just the meaning. He was Happy here in this Tree Place, and he was Happy because he Loves my Alpha Male, sorta like I do. But he was Sad sometimes too, because it can’t always be like he wanted. You-Ray Us tossed his head up and down and I had to wonder if that Horse is smarter than I thought.

We went up steep hills and down into quiet places and there was a piece of water going down the hill that the Horse jumped over. But I’m not afraid of water, so I just went right through it! It was very cold, but it tasted good so I drank a bunch and then I had more pee to Mark Things every chance I got. Viggo Alpha had stopped for a while and got off the top of the Horse to check of stuff like his sitting on thing, and I lay down panting in the soft grass and green things. He came over and petted me and looked at my feet and said that I was ‘Good Dog!’, which I Always love to hear from my Alphas!

When we finally got back to the Loving Den Place it was cool and the shadows were long. Viggo stopped You-Ray Us and got down, and he unhooked my Neat Thing that I had found and then he gave it to me again (‘cause he understands promises) and I carried it to the house very proudly to show my Alpha Orlando. The door was open but it took me a while to get Inside with my Thing because of all the pointy bits. But I dragged it through behind me at last and then I trotted to the kitchen. Essa was there, sleeping. She’s not a good Watching Dog at all! She woke up and came to see my Neat Thing, but I growled to tell her it was Mine! and My Alpha was busy making Food on the counter.

I sat down patiently, my tail swiping on the floor, and Essa complained that She wanted to chew on my Thing, but that was just Too Bad for her! Orlando finally looked over to see me there and his face said ‘What?’ and then he laughed. “I’ll bet Viggo let you drag that nasty thing home!” he laughed, coming over to me and kneeling down to be Dog Size. “Can I have it please, Sidi?”

Of course he could! My Alpha can have anything of Mine that he wants, and it was getting really heavy to hold anyhow, so he took my Neat Thing and he admired it! “I know right where this would look good!” he told me, and we all three went into the big room where he put it above the Fire burning place, and then he picked up Viggo’s socks and draped them over the pointy bits. He was admiring it some more when Viggo came inside, and he put his hat on the Neat Thing too, and Orlando laughed.

“Every home in Idaho needs some antler décor!” said Viggo, which I didn’t really understand but I remembered it.

Orlando then said that his Dog ‘reeked’, thanks Very Much, and that we had to go back tomorrow so SOMEONE had to take care of that! Viggo had stuff to do with his horse still, so he went outside and called me to come, and he put the hose on me all over, which was better than a real Bath!, and he told me that “Nothin’ wrong with a Dog smelling like a Dog!” Gosh...he is SO smart! He’s like the smartest Person I know!

After I was dry from rolling in the cool grass and Viggo Alpha was done with his horse again we got to go back Inside where there was People Food waiting, and Crunchy Good Things in my bowl, and I got a Snack! too when Viggo let me lick off his plate behind Orlando’s back. By then I was so tired that I fell asleep by the fire, getting warm. I dreamed about running through the forest with a whole pack of Bitches beside me and we caught the little Running Animals and ate them and they tasted like Bacon!

I woke up in the night and was Sorry that I had been so deep asleep and hadn’t been Guarding, because you never know who might come around, like maybe the Not-so-Evil Guy in the Big Brown Truck! But it was all Good in the Loving Den and I walked past Essa snoring on the Get-off Couch and Patrolled the house. There was some sound from upstairs and I pushed open the door to the sleeping place to find that my Alphas were sharing Dominance and petting and making a lot of Happy Noises. I got close enough to sniff whether Orlando’s wound was making Blood again, but it was good, so I left them alone and lay down in the hall. When they were finally asleep and quiet I got up on the end of the Bed and went back to sleep too!

The People were not so Happy the next morning, and Orlando was doing the Packing thing. I tried to stay out of their way, but watched carefully when things went into Sidi’s bag. My Alpha was talking on his noisy-box again, and his body looked stiff and a bit angry. I felt bad about that. Essa went under the table and sulked, probably because she hadn’t gotten to go on the Adventure the day before. The bags went to the door, which usually means ‘Going Soon!’, and then Viggo got up from where he was marking on paper and he held Orlando for a long time, whispering things in his ear and licking him where Sad Water was coming from his eyes.

He gave the bit of paper to my Alpha and it made him laugh, so that was a good thing. Orlando showed it to me and said “it’s you, puppy!”, but it was just marks. I didn’t understand, but it made my Alpha smile, so I Approved. Then Essa got called and we all went out to Viggo’s Car and we went on a Ride. I got to put my whole head out the window and all the Smells of Idaho Place were so rich and bright and sharp that I thought maybe I would be very Happy to come back here any time!

We got to a Place where there was a few other people, and Viggo said it was ‘airport’, but that didn’t seem right at all because the smells were all wrong and there wasn’t all the noise and hard fake ground. A Man came over who smelled of oil and chemicals and who was chewing on weeds in his mouth. He shook hands and talked with my Alphas, and petted Essa, but I wasn’t too sure about him. There was a strange car there, and our bags went inside it, then Essa and I got lifted up by Viggo and there was a small space there like in the back of the SUV Car, and the windows were closed. Viggo hugged Orlando again and I realized for the first time that he wasn’t going with us! I whined and cried, and pretty soon Essa was crying too.

Viggo leaned into the space and petted me and said “Good Dog!” and Promised that he would see me again. That was better, because he knows about Promises. Then Orlando got into the strange Car and he spoke to us for a while as the other Man got in too, and then the door was shut tight and the air was very still. A really big noise started, like the worst Car ever made and it was falling apart, and the Car shook, and my tail was between my legs but I was trying to be Brave for Essa. Then the car started moving, and I thought that this couldn’t be so bad of the Car is going to Drive.

Orlando was reaching his hand between the seats and Essa hogged all his attention, but it was enough for me to know that he was there with us. The Car started going Really Fast, so that the trees beside the road went by in a blurr, and then the Car tipped like it was going up a hill and the ground fell off beneath us! I was looking right outside, and I saw the whole thing!

And this was when I figured out the secret with the Big Big Cars that go so far! They drive on the Clouds and on Nothing! Who would have thought such a thing? Not me! I was a whole lot less scared when I finally understood this thing! It must be okay to Drive on Nothing, because Orlando wasn’t scared at all, he was talking to the Man, and even laughed about something. So it’s okay, and now I finally knew what Airport means! It’s Cars that Drive on Clouds! This was no big deal after all! After a while of looking at the world until it didn’t make sense anymore I even lay down and decided to take a nap.

After a Long Time we started down the hill and I could see stuff that looked more like it was right outside the window, and then there was a brief whiff of Lost Angles in the stuffy air, and I knew that we were getting back to the City again. The Car finally touched the ground again and my tail was actually wagging, because now I knew that it was always going to come back to the ground eventually. There was some driving around like a normal Car, and then we got to a Place where the Car stopped and the Awful Noise finally stopped. My ears were ringing! I was very eager to get out, but my Alpha made sure he had the lead clipped to my collar first so I wouldn’t go Running Around.

Essa and I had to make shit and pee pretty bad, but Orlando knew about that and took us over to a grassy place. It wasn’t a great spot, but it would do for emergency, so we took care of that stuff and then there was some playing and Treats in a nice big room with cool air. And then Essa barked a Greeting ‘My Person!’ Bark and I realized that our Alpha Bitch Kate was coming toward us. Orlando let the leads go so we could Run and Greet! Her and she was very Happy to see us Dogs and her mate! She seemed kind of stiff with her body, and I remembered that there had been some fighting before we had left.

We got into the familiar Car to go back to the Lost Angeles Den, but my Alpha Male and his Bitch were arguing before we even got home.

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[identity profile] pyleanelf.livejournal.com 2005-03-09 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I just found this and it's so lovely! Keep it up! Are there any past chapters I could find somewhere? Orlando is such a smart dog-owner. ;)

[identity profile] pyleanelf.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Not confused! Unless I sounded confused? Hmm. ;) Lovely story idea, I will definitely read the whole thing.

[identity profile] bluespirit-star.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I adore your Sidi stories!
Thank you for another gripping tale (tail! LOL)