FIC: Orange Blossoms and Bilgewater, EW/DM, PG-13

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jubilancy, my dear, this is for you, although you might not want it, heh. thanks for a great title.

Title: Orange Blossoms and Bilgewater
Pairing: DM/EW
Rating: PG-13
Summary: what happened twenty years afterwards (but not really)...*not* a wedding!fic, fret not.
Warnings: reference to drug use
Disclaimer: fable, fiction, lies

"How about I make an honest woman of you, Elijah Wood?"