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Who:    Billy/Dom (Viggo – Trust us on this)

What:  Threesome Porn with very little plot.  Seriously.  Very little.

Where: Billy’s abode,

Why:    Why not?

When:  Probably during filming. Suspend your disbelief – it helps.  

How:    Because tarteaucitron and I are insane, that’s how.

 

Disclaimer? You Bet.

 

Billy picks the phone up three times before he manages to dial, and then he hangs up when it finally starts ringing.

 

Dom is laughing at him from the couch.  "All you have to do is ring him up and say you're James Bond, and does he fancy a snog.  Simple as that."

 

"Pete's gonna fire me."

 

"Nah.  He'll think it's funny.  C'mon.  Don't be such a big girl’s blouse.  Ring him."