Phone Tig, 6/7

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Phone Tig, Chapter Six
Authors: lord_alexander and app1e_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Finally! Sal and Pi were told today that they should be home by tomorrow. They've decided to get a flat together to further their world-domination-by-smut plans; once they have enough money they'll buy some land and start a slash-writer's co-op. No name has been decided upon, but there will certainly be hot tubs and steam rooms and a really fast Internet connection in every room. Pending that, they're enjoying a last meal with Doctors Blanchett and Bloom and a few other friends they've made along the way.

The continuing adventures of the phonesex tarts are right here.