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Phone Tig, 3/7
Phone Tig, Chapter Three
Authors:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lord_alexander and app1e_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions. Unhygienic uses of lager.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Therapy for Pi suffered a little set-back when she was caught in her doctor's office checking her friendlist. The doctor came in to find a rather inflammatory set of photomanips on his computer screen, and he was Not Amused--an orderly was instructed that Pi would be separated from Sal. Sal, on the other hand, helped several other patients set up LJ accounts of their own and showed them where all the best pr0n could be found, earning her enough jello to trade for cigarettes to trade with the orderlies and get Pi back as her roommate. They were last seen huddled over several scraps of paper, muttering in low voices.
Your call is waiting here.
Authors:
lord_alexander and app1e_piPairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions. Unhygienic uses of lager.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Therapy for Pi suffered a little set-back when she was caught in her doctor's office checking her friendlist. The doctor came in to find a rather inflammatory set of photomanips on his computer screen, and he was Not Amused--an orderly was instructed that Pi would be separated from Sal. Sal, on the other hand, helped several other patients set up LJ accounts of their own and showed them where all the best pr0n could be found, earning her enough jello to trade for cigarettes to trade with the orderlies and get Pi back as her roommate. They were last seen huddled over several scraps of paper, muttering in low voices.
Your call is waiting here.