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fellowshippers2005-01-22 09:30 pm
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The Fellowship Online (3/?)
Title: The Fellowship online (3/?)
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insanity21
Rating: PG-13 for this part, but will become NC-17
Pairing: Billy/Viggo and others later, but I’m feeling mean so I won’t tell you which ;)
Summary: Billy wants Viggo, Viggo wants Billy… it’s simple – surely?
Disclaimer: Do I know them? Uh, no. Did this happen? Uh, no. If it really had happened would I have liked to watch it? HELL YEAH!
Feedback: Please, I would love it and be eternally grateful!
TO: crazysod@aol.com
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: Minions of Satan
Vig,
You played Lucifer right? Because I think you left one of your minions here in London.
Beanie
User crazysod signed on
crazysod: I guess it didn’t go too well?
BladesBean: Understatement – Abbey was ok, the lawyers were hell.
crazysod: Aren’t they always?
BladesBean: True, so hows everything going without me?
crazysod: Even better than it went with you! Just kidding, everyone misses you.
BladesBean: You just miss the only guy in the cast who won’t punch you when you phone at three in the morning waxing poetry in my bloody ear
crazysod: Damn, you caught me there ;) Had an interesting conversation with Elijah though…
BladesBean: What did the brat say now?
crazysod: Nothing much of interest in itself…
BladesBean: But?
crazysod: But there was a lot he didn’t say
BladesBean: Such as…
crazysod: Do you think Billy is gay?
crazysod: Sean? You still there?
BladesBean: Yeah, sorry mate was just sending an e-mail
BladesBean: Do I think Bill’s gay? Why are you asking me? You and Ian are the ones with the gaydar
crazysod: *rolls eyes* Very funny, but seriously?
BladesBean: I don’t know… he certainly plays the straight guy but then maybe he’s in denial
BladesBean: Why?
BladesBean: What are you planning?
BladesBean: Vig if you’ve wandered off and forgotten about the computer, I’ll…well just beware because revenge is a dish best served cold.
crazysod: I am here, I was just thinking
BladesBean: Makes a change!
crazysod: Bloody funny, I think not!
BladesBean: ‘Bloody’ funny? I think you’ve been hanging out with the brit pack too long
crazysod: There’s only you, sweetheart
BladesBean: Bloody Funny, I think not! ;)
crazysod: Anyway I have to go, I’m filming early tomorrow and I need to think
BladesBean: Alright mate, just stay safe and don’t do anything stupid
crazysod: Who me?
User crazysod signed off
TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: -
You’re a dead man Wood
Yours sincerely,
Beanie
TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: -
what? what have i done?
TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: -
seriously sean, what have i done? if this is about that girl last night, she didn’t mean anything she was nothing 2 me, we didn’t even do anything, i swear it on everything i hold sacred, i swear it on the hobbit feet!
TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: -
this is about viggo isn’t it? i didn’t mean 2 say anything, it was just a slip of the tongue. i didn’t realise he was there til i’d said it. i was just talking 2 orli who was pumping me for info, nothing else i swear, about me and bills, and i denied there was anything between us, which is true, and then he asked me whether or not i had kissed him and i said no, which wasn’t true, and he said i was a great actor but a shit liar and he said he’d seen us and then viggo was there and he said ‘interesting’ and i swear i didn’t mean to tell him and i know you told us not to get involved but… i didn’t mean to.
el
ps i was just joking bout the girl comment, you believe that, right?
TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: Give me a chance
Listen mate, give a bloke a chance to reply before having a heart attack! I am on the other side of the world from you, remember? Different time zones and all. And, be honest lij, you are a really shit liar. Even Dave sees through you! And for once be thankful of that fact, cos it’s the only reason I’m still here and not on a plane to New Zealand ready to kick you in the balls. I’d see through you lying whether it was on computer screen or face to face, so thank your lucky stars that you’re telling the truth. Seriously though Lij, there was a reason that we decided not to get involved, it’ll get messy. I know you only want what’s best for everyone but life’s not that simple. Things are complicated, especially on set romances. I don’t intend to do anything to split them up if they do get together but on the flip side I don’t intend to do anything to help them get together. It’s best to stay out of on set flings. Don’t get involved, no matter how good friends you are.
Beanie
PS: Of course I know you were kidding, we all know you don’t swing that way!
Author:
insanity21Rating: PG-13 for this part, but will become NC-17
Pairing: Billy/Viggo and others later, but I’m feeling mean so I won’t tell you which ;)
Summary: Billy wants Viggo, Viggo wants Billy… it’s simple – surely?
Disclaimer: Do I know them? Uh, no. Did this happen? Uh, no. If it really had happened would I have liked to watch it? HELL YEAH!
Feedback: Please, I would love it and be eternally grateful!
TO: crazysod@aol.com
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: Minions of Satan
Vig,
You played Lucifer right? Because I think you left one of your minions here in London.
Beanie
User crazysod signed on
crazysod: I guess it didn’t go too well?
BladesBean: Understatement – Abbey was ok, the lawyers were hell.
crazysod: Aren’t they always?
BladesBean: True, so hows everything going without me?
crazysod: Even better than it went with you! Just kidding, everyone misses you.
BladesBean: You just miss the only guy in the cast who won’t punch you when you phone at three in the morning waxing poetry in my bloody ear
crazysod: Damn, you caught me there ;) Had an interesting conversation with Elijah though…
BladesBean: What did the brat say now?
crazysod: Nothing much of interest in itself…
BladesBean: But?
crazysod: But there was a lot he didn’t say
BladesBean: Such as…
crazysod: Do you think Billy is gay?
crazysod: Sean? You still there?
BladesBean: Yeah, sorry mate was just sending an e-mail
BladesBean: Do I think Bill’s gay? Why are you asking me? You and Ian are the ones with the gaydar
crazysod: *rolls eyes* Very funny, but seriously?
BladesBean: I don’t know… he certainly plays the straight guy but then maybe he’s in denial
BladesBean: Why?
BladesBean: What are you planning?
BladesBean: Vig if you’ve wandered off and forgotten about the computer, I’ll…well just beware because revenge is a dish best served cold.
crazysod: I am here, I was just thinking
BladesBean: Makes a change!
crazysod: Bloody funny, I think not!
BladesBean: ‘Bloody’ funny? I think you’ve been hanging out with the brit pack too long
crazysod: There’s only you, sweetheart
BladesBean: Bloody Funny, I think not! ;)
crazysod: Anyway I have to go, I’m filming early tomorrow and I need to think
BladesBean: Alright mate, just stay safe and don’t do anything stupid
crazysod: Who me?
User crazysod signed off
TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: -
You’re a dead man Wood
Yours sincerely,
Beanie
TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: -
what? what have i done?
TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: -
seriously sean, what have i done? if this is about that girl last night, she didn’t mean anything she was nothing 2 me, we didn’t even do anything, i swear it on everything i hold sacred, i swear it on the hobbit feet!
TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: -
this is about viggo isn’t it? i didn’t mean 2 say anything, it was just a slip of the tongue. i didn’t realise he was there til i’d said it. i was just talking 2 orli who was pumping me for info, nothing else i swear, about me and bills, and i denied there was anything between us, which is true, and then he asked me whether or not i had kissed him and i said no, which wasn’t true, and he said i was a great actor but a shit liar and he said he’d seen us and then viggo was there and he said ‘interesting’ and i swear i didn’t mean to tell him and i know you told us not to get involved but… i didn’t mean to.
el
ps i was just joking bout the girl comment, you believe that, right?
TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: Give me a chance
Listen mate, give a bloke a chance to reply before having a heart attack! I am on the other side of the world from you, remember? Different time zones and all. And, be honest lij, you are a really shit liar. Even Dave sees through you! And for once be thankful of that fact, cos it’s the only reason I’m still here and not on a plane to New Zealand ready to kick you in the balls. I’d see through you lying whether it was on computer screen or face to face, so thank your lucky stars that you’re telling the truth. Seriously though Lij, there was a reason that we decided not to get involved, it’ll get messy. I know you only want what’s best for everyone but life’s not that simple. Things are complicated, especially on set romances. I don’t intend to do anything to split them up if they do get together but on the flip side I don’t intend to do anything to help them get together. It’s best to stay out of on set flings. Don’t get involved, no matter how good friends you are.
Beanie
PS: Of course I know you were kidding, we all know you don’t swing that way!
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Thank you!!! Your little ficlets are making my "studying for finals" go alot quicker.
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Thanks - it's been a nice change from all the angst.
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