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sarcasticchick.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2003-06-24 06:22 pm
Impatience
Title: Impatience
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sarcasticchick
Website: --
Pairing: HW/DW
Rating: PG-13 - language
Summary: Alone in the dark and Hugo's impatient....
Feedback: Feel free.
Disclaimers: These boys aren't mine, tho I do enjoy playing with 'em occasionally.
Archive: CTB
Authors notes: Just a bit of silliness. Enjoy the madness...
"I can't believe you forgot..."
"Me? What about you? I thought you were supposed to be the bloody wise one around here..."
"Wasn't my idea..."
"Oh, I beg to differ, Hugo..."
"Will you quit arguing? Did you check your pockets?"
"You think I'm a fucking idiot?"
"Well, you were the one who..."
"Hugo?"
"Yes, David?"
"Fuck off."
"Would love to, however, we seem to be waiting on you..."
"In case you couldn't tell, it's fucking dark...makes things a little difficult..."
"Well, it's actually not that difficult...check your wallet?"
"Why the hell would I carry 'em in my wallet?"
"Some people do for convenience. Seems like a rather smart thing to do for impromto moments such as these..."
"Hey, you brought it up, don't go blaming me..."
"You're the one who wanted it..."
"Will you hush? Someone's going to find us. Will you see if there's any in this pile?"
"Jesus, David, would you like me to buy you a purse?"
"Oooh, buy one, that would go lovely with my new lipstick shade."
"You do have rather lovely lips. Should accentuate them..."
"Fuck you're obnoxious. Find any yet?"
"Nope. I can't believe you didn't think about grabbing any..."
"Wasn't at the top of my list at the time..."
"Should have been, it's why we're here, right?"
"Oww...that was my toe. Maybe we could bum some off someone..."
"That was your toe? Sorry. Dressed like this?"
"It's not like nobody's ever seen you shirtless before..."
"Hey, watch your hands there. But the boxers might scare them..."
"They're adorable..."
"They're horrible. I'm not Irish."
"I'd like to kiss you despite the fact you're not Irish. Any luck?"
"No. Did you check your wallet yet?"
"Uh...no, was still going through my other pocket..."
"Oh for christ's sakes, come on! You just feel for something round! I'm starting to get impatient here..."
"Will you stop bouncing? You're distracting me...looking through my wallet now..."
"Why the hell are the lights off anyway?"
"You -are- anxious. You'd think this was your first. Maybe the light's broken. Ah ha!"
"What? You find..."
"No, it's the number of that guy at the club we were at two nights ago."
"The one who liked your dimples in that movie?"
"Uh huh..."
"Wipe that smirk off your face."
"It's dark. How do you know I'm smirking?"
"I can hear it."
"Smartass."
"It's not -that- dark, you know, there's still those little lights..."
"Right. Ooh, ooh!"
"Tell me you found 'em?"
"What'll you give me if I did?"
"My undying affection..."
"I already have that..."
"My black leather pants..."
"Those don't fit me, chicken legs..."
"The fuck of your life..."
"Yes! Yes, dear god, found 'em."
"Good..."
...
...
...
"Um...David? You're not going to drink all that, are you? I was the one who wanted the cola in the first place."
"Who had the change?"
"Who has the keycard?"
"...Right, so here's your cola. Can we go back now? You owe me the fuck of my life..."
"Now who's impatient..."
fin.
Author:
sarcasticchickWebsite: --
Pairing: HW/DW
Rating: PG-13 - language
Summary: Alone in the dark and Hugo's impatient....
Feedback: Feel free.
Disclaimers: These boys aren't mine, tho I do enjoy playing with 'em occasionally.
Archive: CTB
Authors notes: Just a bit of silliness. Enjoy the madness...
"I can't believe you forgot..."
"Me? What about you? I thought you were supposed to be the bloody wise one around here..."
"Wasn't my idea..."
"Oh, I beg to differ, Hugo..."
"Will you quit arguing? Did you check your pockets?"
"You think I'm a fucking idiot?"
"Well, you were the one who..."
"Hugo?"
"Yes, David?"
"Fuck off."
"Would love to, however, we seem to be waiting on you..."
"In case you couldn't tell, it's fucking dark...makes things a little difficult..."
"Well, it's actually not that difficult...check your wallet?"
"Why the hell would I carry 'em in my wallet?"
"Some people do for convenience. Seems like a rather smart thing to do for impromto moments such as these..."
"Hey, you brought it up, don't go blaming me..."
"You're the one who wanted it..."
"Will you hush? Someone's going to find us. Will you see if there's any in this pile?"
"Jesus, David, would you like me to buy you a purse?"
"Oooh, buy one, that would go lovely with my new lipstick shade."
"You do have rather lovely lips. Should accentuate them..."
"Fuck you're obnoxious. Find any yet?"
"Nope. I can't believe you didn't think about grabbing any..."
"Wasn't at the top of my list at the time..."
"Should have been, it's why we're here, right?"
"Oww...that was my toe. Maybe we could bum some off someone..."
"That was your toe? Sorry. Dressed like this?"
"It's not like nobody's ever seen you shirtless before..."
"Hey, watch your hands there. But the boxers might scare them..."
"They're adorable..."
"They're horrible. I'm not Irish."
"I'd like to kiss you despite the fact you're not Irish. Any luck?"
"No. Did you check your wallet yet?"
"Uh...no, was still going through my other pocket..."
"Oh for christ's sakes, come on! You just feel for something round! I'm starting to get impatient here..."
"Will you stop bouncing? You're distracting me...looking through my wallet now..."
"Why the hell are the lights off anyway?"
"You -are- anxious. You'd think this was your first. Maybe the light's broken. Ah ha!"
"What? You find..."
"No, it's the number of that guy at the club we were at two nights ago."
"The one who liked your dimples in that movie?"
"Uh huh..."
"Wipe that smirk off your face."
"It's dark. How do you know I'm smirking?"
"I can hear it."
"Smartass."
"It's not -that- dark, you know, there's still those little lights..."
"Right. Ooh, ooh!"
"Tell me you found 'em?"
"What'll you give me if I did?"
"My undying affection..."
"I already have that..."
"My black leather pants..."
"Those don't fit me, chicken legs..."
"The fuck of your life..."
"Yes! Yes, dear god, found 'em."
"Good..."
...
...
...
"Um...David? You're not going to drink all that, are you? I was the one who wanted the cola in the first place."
"Who had the change?"
"Who has the keycard?"
"...Right, so here's your cola. Can we go back now? You owe me the fuck of my life..."
"Now who's impatient..."
fin.
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BWAH! Brilliant.