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The Luckiest Dog in the World
Hello again my Fellowshippers Friends! I offer for your entertainment the 7th chapter of Sidi's Life Story:
Title: A Ride in the big big Car!
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 7
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Also, I am ignorant of the minutiae of
Int’l animal transport and quarantine,
but so is Sidi, and this IS fiction, so
whatever. Sorry, nitpickers
Summary: Sidi’s story continues
A Ride in the big big Car!
This is more of the story about My life, and how I am the Luckiest Dog in the World, and if you have heard about my story you know why this is true. So I will just continue telling it from where I stopped before. It was a good thing that I stopped there because it was a good place to do that, but this is a Good place to Start again, so I will. Oh, and thank you for reading my story, Nice Person!
There were more days in the City London, and we went to a new Den. I think it belonged to my Alpha Male, but it didn’t smell like him there. There were some things there that were his, and he made messes that like he does in all of his dens, but there were times when he didn’t know where things were hidden and he hit his knee on a table and he said the Really Loud Bad words that his dam would not have approved of. There was a nice corner in the big room that I took for my own and he put a rug there and I Stayed, unless my Alpha was not at home, and then I slept on his bed because although he hadn’t been there very much it still had his scent more than other places.
Lots of people came to visit with us there and I liked most of them. Orlando’s friends usually Like Dogs, and the one Lady that didn’t like me At All didn’t come inside so if you Hate Dogs you can just Stay in the hallway! I thought that things were okay, but I was a little bit lonely without Essa or Maude to Play with, and I think maybe I knocked some things over and got into the Trash a little bit, which means that I was a Bad Dog! every now and then. But I don’t think it was entirely My Fault because if I was Busy I would have not been doing things like that.
This was something I was thinking about on the day that my Alpha took me to the *Vet!*, and I cried and whined when we got into the room where you wait and there were smells of desperation and fear and Cats! and Scared Dogs. I wrapped my lead all around Orlando’s legs and got underneath his chair and I tried to Hide under there but I was too big and my butt poked out and I wasn’t invisible like I wanted to be.
The Mean-looking girl called out “Mister Bloom!” and I knew that meant that it was time for something Awful to happen and I crawled even further under the furniture trying to be small. But my Alpha grabbed me and pulled me out with my claws scratching at the floor and he was making Nice Words to me but I didn’t believe him even though he’s never really lied to me before. I am ashamed that I was acting that way but I didn’t have any choice at the time.
He had to carry me back into the Scary Little Room and he put me Up on the table where I’m not supposed to Ever Get! and then things got even worse! I won’t tell you everything because I don’t want to Scare! you, and there might be pups who would hear about this story, but the Man looked inside my ears and eyes and poked me with little sticks and squeezed my body in places and the Man put a stick Up My Butt! It was *All Horrible!* but my Alpha Male stayed with me the whole time and he petted me and held me still and when they were Finally done he didn’t mind that I hid behind his legs while they talked and made papers about me.
After that I just wanted to go Home to the Den and I told myself that I would Never! get in the Trash again! But then we didn’t Go Home. We went back out to the country to visit with Sam and Maude and Orlando’s dam and her Male friend and some other people who were there but didn’t have Food so I won’t tell about them.
I was just so Glad to be away from the *Vet!*
Maude did her Tricks! for people and My Alpha spent too much time playing with her, but I was still trying to be Really Good so that we didn’t have to go back to That Place and I did my best not to get pushy about getting Attention.
Orlando showed Sam the papers that still smelled of That Place and she seemed to think it was all Very Good, so those people are so Awful that they can fool my Alpha and his Litter-mate with their Lies and Papers. I would have eaten those papers if I had gotten them, but Orlando put them away safe. Then Sam made some Food in the kitchen and with so many people around there was things dropped and I was busy for a while beating Walks-soft Dog to what I could reach.
People were looking at some moving pictures on the Stupid Box and it seemed like my Alpha’s voice was inside there, but that was just magic of some kind. The family watched it and laughed and everyone was being Friendly. I think it is so nice that this extended Pack of ours is Happy and I felt like maybe I belonged there. I also got Crunchy Good Things along with Maude when she got her dinner, and we played in the yard and touched noses with the Crazy Neighbor Dog.
When we two were getting ready to leave in the Car a Man came down the sidewalk and called out ‘Orlando!” and my Alpha seemed to be tense when he saw him. They started talking as the Man came closer and I looked at him carefully because he didn’t seem to have as friendly of a body language as he should have for the Nice words he was saying.
His shoes smelled of oil and sharp-tang gas chemicals and his clothes were very dirty. His hands were moving a lot and looked like the skin would not be soft – more like the pads on my feet than the pads on a Man. He leaned close to my Alpha and his voice got higher-pitched. Orlando was making soothing noises and he pulled away, and that was how I knew for sure that this was Not a Nice Man!
This was when I got between them and I growled in my throat to tell this Oil-smell Man that he had better not try anything Wrong with my Alpha. He didn’t even notice me, and he was talking about “before you got all famous!” and he made it sound like my Alpha had done a Bad Thing! by ‘getting famous.’ I didn’t even know what famous was, but if my Alpha did it then it was Good with Me. I had to tell this man to Stay Away from my Pack and I started to bark-warn! him very Loud! He saw me then and he made a nasty face at me. That was a mistake to do!
I know that Orlando was trying to talk the Soothing Words to this Oil-smell Man, but my barking! was loud and he said “Sidi, Stop it!” I didn’t Stop it even though I was supposed to, because sometimes you have to be Bad! anyway – and then the Man backed away from me like he finally realized that I could Bite his Throat! He looked at me like I was just covered with Cat! Hair instead of being Really dangerous, which I Am!
My Alpha jerked the lead Hard and I shut up in surprise, and in the quiet place Orlando made more words and held out his hand to this Man! I would have probably Bit him if he made a wrong move, but he didn’t do anything other than say some more things and shrug and then take my Alpha’s hand in his. They spoke a bit more, and I was glaring and bristled up trying not to Growl, and then the Oil-smell Man walked away again, and Orlando even called Nice Words away at him, but I knew that he was still Not Nice.
I guess that not everyone is Happy for you when you have the best possible Pack.
It took part of the ride back into the London City before Orlando was over being unhappy. But he did finally put the windows down all the way so I could stick my nose out and he turned up the music and forgot about the Not Nice Man, and then we went to a place called Mack Donals and I got an Ice Cream all of my own and the girl at the window where they give you Food! made the “squeeee!” noise and got a paper signed, which she seemed to like better than the Ice Cream.
That night Treats-in-pocket Man Sean came over while we were doing the Packing thing. He brought me a new Toy! that made noise and he Chased me all over the place and let me Bark! at him! We played Tug (where they Act like they want your Toy!, but they really don’t, and you Act like you’ll Fight them for it, but you really don’t) and I was So Much Faster than he is and he said I was a “Lousy Beach Mutt,” which I am, and he said it because he Likes Me! People are Strange like that.
The Packing is something that I know all about now, and it’s where you put your things into bags. There is even a bag for my Toys! now and my bowl goes into it last and that’s how I know that we are Really leaving a place and not just Sort Of leaving it. Orlando also does Little Packing for when he is just going to be gone for overnight, and although that is a Long, Long Time to me, it is not a big thing to him, so there is a lot to know about the Packing thing.
Sean helped with the Packing and he talked to Orlando with soothing words and I hoped that they were making things better because my Alpha seemed tense about leaving on this trip to America.
I was drinking from the nice clean water in my bowl in the kitchen and my Alpha was digging in the cold box finding things to throw into the Trash (where I would Not Bother them) and Sean came up behind him and grabbed him in a hug. There was wiggling and giggling sounds and Orlando called Sean ‘Odysseus’, which is a new word I had to learn. Sean said he would miss his ‘Trojan Boy’ and I think this is like Good Boy because it made Orlando smile very big with all of his teeth. They cuddled and hugged and I thought it was all Very Nice because everyone was Happy.
When Sean was getting ready to leave the Pack that night he whispered many Secrets to me, and I will keep them safe. Orlando pressed mouths with him at the door, and then Sean was gone, and it was just the two of us and my new Toy!, and the Toy! went into the bag for me and we went to sleep. In the Very Early morning Orlando got out of bed and got ready and a Man came to the door and there was a Car waiting for us.
Before we left the den my Alpha gave me a bit of cheese and there was something little and hard and nasty inside the cheese and I spit that bit out. Then I got another piece of cheese, and the thing was in that one too, and Orlando sighed when I spit it out again twice more. I was looking at where the cheese came from and my Alpha said “no more” and picked up the little nasty bit in his hand. Since there was no more cheese I ate the nasty little thing too, because it was kind of mine and it had been in my Food and I don’t think that He wanted to eat it. That made him happy, and we got in the Car.
We went to the Super Noisy stinky hot gas smell place and the Car put us out at a building with lots of people and I was Unhappy to see that the Big Box was there again! I thought that maybe I would just have to go in it for a little while, like last time, so I didn’t fight so hard, and the box got closed. Orlando made himself small so I could see him and talked to me for a while and I got bored and lay down and I was tired, so I closed my eyes for a little bit.
When I woke up it was because the box was moving and I could hear lots of noise and some people but I couldn’t see much. The box got put inside of a bigger box, and I wanted to Bark! to let them know that I was there but it seemed like a lot of trouble for nothing and after a while it was quiet and I fell asleep again. I woke up and the bigger box was moving very fast, and I realized that I was inside of the big big Car! like before, and there was lots of bumps and weird sounds and I whined because I was Alone and Scared! After a while it got kind of dull being in the box and nothing happening, so I went back to sleep.
After a Long, Long Time I woke up and I had to make piss, and it was Very Bad because there was nowhere to go and do that and in the end I had to do it inside the box and I felt very Bad about that because only the littlest puppies don’t know to not piss where you sleep. But the soft bottom of the box soaked up the piss pretty good and it wasn’t as bad as I had thought it would be, but I was very Sad that I had to do that in there. I was very worried that I would have to shit and that would be Really Awful! I tried not to go back to sleep in case someone came and I missed them, but I think I was still all Alone in this box within a box.
Then there was more sound than before and bangs and we hit a bump with the big big Car and the noise got really bad, and after a while it got less and then there were different noises and a rush of air and someone opened the big box! I barked that I was so happy to see anybody again and that it had been Way Too Long being locked up! The box I was in got moved and then someone put their face where I could see them and they talked Nice to me and said “welcome to America!” and I knew that we had gone a Long, Long ways.
The box got brought to a building where I could smell other Dogs and hear barking and someone said that they had a celebrity and I just wanted to get Out! It took a while but then I could hear my Alpha’s voice and I was *So Happy!* He got me out of the box and I jumped all over him and barked and I was a Crazy! Dog! but I also had to shit Very Bad and he seemed to know all about this and we Ran outside the door and there was grass there where a Lot of Dogs had shit before me, but I didn’t even stop to smell because I had the Very Urgent business.
After that I got a quick sniff around and then we went back inside and I got petting from lots of the people who work around the big big Cars and smell like them. There was nice fresh water for me to drink and I was Very Thirsty! We finally got out of that place and there was a woman there waiting for us. She smiled and hugged and kissed my Alpha and then she looked at me and said “this must be Sidi!”
She had on a short clothes skin that looked very sleek and she smelled of flowers and her shoes were shiny and smelled new and the polish on them was like musk. She scratched behind my ears and her fingers were soft and quick and Orlando called her “Robin”, so this was the Agent-Lady he talked to on his Noisy-box sometimes. This was the first time that I found out that people on the Noisy-box can be real, and that they can be very far away from where you are.
But she was there now, and she said that she had a Car and it was a Big One! This Car was long and black-shiny, all open inside and we got in and the driver put our bags in the back part and then we drove away while Orlando talked to the Agent-Lady. I ran around inside and nobody yelled at me for jumping on the seats and there was a window in the front. I stuck my nose through the window and the Driver’s neck was right there and my nose must have been cold because he jerked away and Yelled! and the car swerved all over the road.
My Alpha thought that was funny, but the driver made the window go up and then I had No Windows and I sat down and glared at the Agent-Lady. I thought that Agent-Ladies are supposed to Fix Things.
Just when I was thinking that she pushed a button and one of the side windows slid down enough for me to put my nose out of and I was Happy Again! This was a whole new City and it was Nothing like London. This place is called New York, and it’s Really Really Big.
We went to a place that was not a den, but a big building Full of Dens. This is called a Hotel. There were people Everywhere and a Strange Man took me out for a quick Walk, and then brought me back to the room where Orlando was with our bags, and a couple of my Toys! were out, which was Nice to see. I was Very Tired again and Orlando finished what he was doing and sat down on the floor to talk to me and he held me and scratched me – on the belly even!
He told me that the next day we were going to go to “Los Angeles” and that this was where the “Hobbits” are. I was sleepy, but I thought that Hobbits sounded like fun. I had no idea that these were people in my Alpha’s Big Pack, or just how much fun they would turn out to be.
And that is the story of how I got to America.
And please note that Sidi is still answering his own feedback over on my Livejournal, if you are interested. Thank you for you consideration and Cheers! to all.
Title: A Ride in the big big Car!
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 7
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Also, I am ignorant of the minutiae of
Int’l animal transport and quarantine,
but so is Sidi, and this IS fiction, so
whatever. Sorry, nitpickers
Summary: Sidi’s story continues
A Ride in the big big Car!
This is more of the story about My life, and how I am the Luckiest Dog in the World, and if you have heard about my story you know why this is true. So I will just continue telling it from where I stopped before. It was a good thing that I stopped there because it was a good place to do that, but this is a Good place to Start again, so I will. Oh, and thank you for reading my story, Nice Person!
There were more days in the City London, and we went to a new Den. I think it belonged to my Alpha Male, but it didn’t smell like him there. There were some things there that were his, and he made messes that like he does in all of his dens, but there were times when he didn’t know where things were hidden and he hit his knee on a table and he said the Really Loud Bad words that his dam would not have approved of. There was a nice corner in the big room that I took for my own and he put a rug there and I Stayed, unless my Alpha was not at home, and then I slept on his bed because although he hadn’t been there very much it still had his scent more than other places.
Lots of people came to visit with us there and I liked most of them. Orlando’s friends usually Like Dogs, and the one Lady that didn’t like me At All didn’t come inside so if you Hate Dogs you can just Stay in the hallway! I thought that things were okay, but I was a little bit lonely without Essa or Maude to Play with, and I think maybe I knocked some things over and got into the Trash a little bit, which means that I was a Bad Dog! every now and then. But I don’t think it was entirely My Fault because if I was Busy I would have not been doing things like that.
This was something I was thinking about on the day that my Alpha took me to the *Vet!*, and I cried and whined when we got into the room where you wait and there were smells of desperation and fear and Cats! and Scared Dogs. I wrapped my lead all around Orlando’s legs and got underneath his chair and I tried to Hide under there but I was too big and my butt poked out and I wasn’t invisible like I wanted to be.
The Mean-looking girl called out “Mister Bloom!” and I knew that meant that it was time for something Awful to happen and I crawled even further under the furniture trying to be small. But my Alpha grabbed me and pulled me out with my claws scratching at the floor and he was making Nice Words to me but I didn’t believe him even though he’s never really lied to me before. I am ashamed that I was acting that way but I didn’t have any choice at the time.
He had to carry me back into the Scary Little Room and he put me Up on the table where I’m not supposed to Ever Get! and then things got even worse! I won’t tell you everything because I don’t want to Scare! you, and there might be pups who would hear about this story, but the Man looked inside my ears and eyes and poked me with little sticks and squeezed my body in places and the Man put a stick Up My Butt! It was *All Horrible!* but my Alpha Male stayed with me the whole time and he petted me and held me still and when they were Finally done he didn’t mind that I hid behind his legs while they talked and made papers about me.
After that I just wanted to go Home to the Den and I told myself that I would Never! get in the Trash again! But then we didn’t Go Home. We went back out to the country to visit with Sam and Maude and Orlando’s dam and her Male friend and some other people who were there but didn’t have Food so I won’t tell about them.
I was just so Glad to be away from the *Vet!*
Maude did her Tricks! for people and My Alpha spent too much time playing with her, but I was still trying to be Really Good so that we didn’t have to go back to That Place and I did my best not to get pushy about getting Attention.
Orlando showed Sam the papers that still smelled of That Place and she seemed to think it was all Very Good, so those people are so Awful that they can fool my Alpha and his Litter-mate with their Lies and Papers. I would have eaten those papers if I had gotten them, but Orlando put them away safe. Then Sam made some Food in the kitchen and with so many people around there was things dropped and I was busy for a while beating Walks-soft Dog to what I could reach.
People were looking at some moving pictures on the Stupid Box and it seemed like my Alpha’s voice was inside there, but that was just magic of some kind. The family watched it and laughed and everyone was being Friendly. I think it is so nice that this extended Pack of ours is Happy and I felt like maybe I belonged there. I also got Crunchy Good Things along with Maude when she got her dinner, and we played in the yard and touched noses with the Crazy Neighbor Dog.
When we two were getting ready to leave in the Car a Man came down the sidewalk and called out ‘Orlando!” and my Alpha seemed to be tense when he saw him. They started talking as the Man came closer and I looked at him carefully because he didn’t seem to have as friendly of a body language as he should have for the Nice words he was saying.
His shoes smelled of oil and sharp-tang gas chemicals and his clothes were very dirty. His hands were moving a lot and looked like the skin would not be soft – more like the pads on my feet than the pads on a Man. He leaned close to my Alpha and his voice got higher-pitched. Orlando was making soothing noises and he pulled away, and that was how I knew for sure that this was Not a Nice Man!
This was when I got between them and I growled in my throat to tell this Oil-smell Man that he had better not try anything Wrong with my Alpha. He didn’t even notice me, and he was talking about “before you got all famous!” and he made it sound like my Alpha had done a Bad Thing! by ‘getting famous.’ I didn’t even know what famous was, but if my Alpha did it then it was Good with Me. I had to tell this man to Stay Away from my Pack and I started to bark-warn! him very Loud! He saw me then and he made a nasty face at me. That was a mistake to do!
I know that Orlando was trying to talk the Soothing Words to this Oil-smell Man, but my barking! was loud and he said “Sidi, Stop it!” I didn’t Stop it even though I was supposed to, because sometimes you have to be Bad! anyway – and then the Man backed away from me like he finally realized that I could Bite his Throat! He looked at me like I was just covered with Cat! Hair instead of being Really dangerous, which I Am!
My Alpha jerked the lead Hard and I shut up in surprise, and in the quiet place Orlando made more words and held out his hand to this Man! I would have probably Bit him if he made a wrong move, but he didn’t do anything other than say some more things and shrug and then take my Alpha’s hand in his. They spoke a bit more, and I was glaring and bristled up trying not to Growl, and then the Oil-smell Man walked away again, and Orlando even called Nice Words away at him, but I knew that he was still Not Nice.
I guess that not everyone is Happy for you when you have the best possible Pack.
It took part of the ride back into the London City before Orlando was over being unhappy. But he did finally put the windows down all the way so I could stick my nose out and he turned up the music and forgot about the Not Nice Man, and then we went to a place called Mack Donals and I got an Ice Cream all of my own and the girl at the window where they give you Food! made the “squeeee!” noise and got a paper signed, which she seemed to like better than the Ice Cream.
That night Treats-in-pocket Man Sean came over while we were doing the Packing thing. He brought me a new Toy! that made noise and he Chased me all over the place and let me Bark! at him! We played Tug (where they Act like they want your Toy!, but they really don’t, and you Act like you’ll Fight them for it, but you really don’t) and I was So Much Faster than he is and he said I was a “Lousy Beach Mutt,” which I am, and he said it because he Likes Me! People are Strange like that.
The Packing is something that I know all about now, and it’s where you put your things into bags. There is even a bag for my Toys! now and my bowl goes into it last and that’s how I know that we are Really leaving a place and not just Sort Of leaving it. Orlando also does Little Packing for when he is just going to be gone for overnight, and although that is a Long, Long Time to me, it is not a big thing to him, so there is a lot to know about the Packing thing.
Sean helped with the Packing and he talked to Orlando with soothing words and I hoped that they were making things better because my Alpha seemed tense about leaving on this trip to America.
I was drinking from the nice clean water in my bowl in the kitchen and my Alpha was digging in the cold box finding things to throw into the Trash (where I would Not Bother them) and Sean came up behind him and grabbed him in a hug. There was wiggling and giggling sounds and Orlando called Sean ‘Odysseus’, which is a new word I had to learn. Sean said he would miss his ‘Trojan Boy’ and I think this is like Good Boy because it made Orlando smile very big with all of his teeth. They cuddled and hugged and I thought it was all Very Nice because everyone was Happy.
When Sean was getting ready to leave the Pack that night he whispered many Secrets to me, and I will keep them safe. Orlando pressed mouths with him at the door, and then Sean was gone, and it was just the two of us and my new Toy!, and the Toy! went into the bag for me and we went to sleep. In the Very Early morning Orlando got out of bed and got ready and a Man came to the door and there was a Car waiting for us.
Before we left the den my Alpha gave me a bit of cheese and there was something little and hard and nasty inside the cheese and I spit that bit out. Then I got another piece of cheese, and the thing was in that one too, and Orlando sighed when I spit it out again twice more. I was looking at where the cheese came from and my Alpha said “no more” and picked up the little nasty bit in his hand. Since there was no more cheese I ate the nasty little thing too, because it was kind of mine and it had been in my Food and I don’t think that He wanted to eat it. That made him happy, and we got in the Car.
We went to the Super Noisy stinky hot gas smell place and the Car put us out at a building with lots of people and I was Unhappy to see that the Big Box was there again! I thought that maybe I would just have to go in it for a little while, like last time, so I didn’t fight so hard, and the box got closed. Orlando made himself small so I could see him and talked to me for a while and I got bored and lay down and I was tired, so I closed my eyes for a little bit.
When I woke up it was because the box was moving and I could hear lots of noise and some people but I couldn’t see much. The box got put inside of a bigger box, and I wanted to Bark! to let them know that I was there but it seemed like a lot of trouble for nothing and after a while it was quiet and I fell asleep again. I woke up and the bigger box was moving very fast, and I realized that I was inside of the big big Car! like before, and there was lots of bumps and weird sounds and I whined because I was Alone and Scared! After a while it got kind of dull being in the box and nothing happening, so I went back to sleep.
After a Long, Long Time I woke up and I had to make piss, and it was Very Bad because there was nowhere to go and do that and in the end I had to do it inside the box and I felt very Bad about that because only the littlest puppies don’t know to not piss where you sleep. But the soft bottom of the box soaked up the piss pretty good and it wasn’t as bad as I had thought it would be, but I was very Sad that I had to do that in there. I was very worried that I would have to shit and that would be Really Awful! I tried not to go back to sleep in case someone came and I missed them, but I think I was still all Alone in this box within a box.
Then there was more sound than before and bangs and we hit a bump with the big big Car and the noise got really bad, and after a while it got less and then there were different noises and a rush of air and someone opened the big box! I barked that I was so happy to see anybody again and that it had been Way Too Long being locked up! The box I was in got moved and then someone put their face where I could see them and they talked Nice to me and said “welcome to America!” and I knew that we had gone a Long, Long ways.
The box got brought to a building where I could smell other Dogs and hear barking and someone said that they had a celebrity and I just wanted to get Out! It took a while but then I could hear my Alpha’s voice and I was *So Happy!* He got me out of the box and I jumped all over him and barked and I was a Crazy! Dog! but I also had to shit Very Bad and he seemed to know all about this and we Ran outside the door and there was grass there where a Lot of Dogs had shit before me, but I didn’t even stop to smell because I had the Very Urgent business.
After that I got a quick sniff around and then we went back inside and I got petting from lots of the people who work around the big big Cars and smell like them. There was nice fresh water for me to drink and I was Very Thirsty! We finally got out of that place and there was a woman there waiting for us. She smiled and hugged and kissed my Alpha and then she looked at me and said “this must be Sidi!”
She had on a short clothes skin that looked very sleek and she smelled of flowers and her shoes were shiny and smelled new and the polish on them was like musk. She scratched behind my ears and her fingers were soft and quick and Orlando called her “Robin”, so this was the Agent-Lady he talked to on his Noisy-box sometimes. This was the first time that I found out that people on the Noisy-box can be real, and that they can be very far away from where you are.
But she was there now, and she said that she had a Car and it was a Big One! This Car was long and black-shiny, all open inside and we got in and the driver put our bags in the back part and then we drove away while Orlando talked to the Agent-Lady. I ran around inside and nobody yelled at me for jumping on the seats and there was a window in the front. I stuck my nose through the window and the Driver’s neck was right there and my nose must have been cold because he jerked away and Yelled! and the car swerved all over the road.
My Alpha thought that was funny, but the driver made the window go up and then I had No Windows and I sat down and glared at the Agent-Lady. I thought that Agent-Ladies are supposed to Fix Things.
Just when I was thinking that she pushed a button and one of the side windows slid down enough for me to put my nose out of and I was Happy Again! This was a whole new City and it was Nothing like London. This place is called New York, and it’s Really Really Big.
We went to a place that was not a den, but a big building Full of Dens. This is called a Hotel. There were people Everywhere and a Strange Man took me out for a quick Walk, and then brought me back to the room where Orlando was with our bags, and a couple of my Toys! were out, which was Nice to see. I was Very Tired again and Orlando finished what he was doing and sat down on the floor to talk to me and he held me and scratched me – on the belly even!
He told me that the next day we were going to go to “Los Angeles” and that this was where the “Hobbits” are. I was sleepy, but I thought that Hobbits sounded like fun. I had no idea that these were people in my Alpha’s Big Pack, or just how much fun they would turn out to be.
And that is the story of how I got to America.
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