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Luckiest Dog in the World - part 5!
If anyone is interested, Sidi answers his own feedback over on my LiveJournal, when he has the time. Places to go, people to sniff and all...
Thanks for reading!
Title: The Human Pack
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 5
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history
Summary: Sidi’s story continues
The Human Pack
London is a place.
It is a wet walking knees rubber fish-smell hard stone many Cars people Dogs newspapers blowing loud rumble scary Trains water curbs bright lights benches dark places Rats yelling honk run be polite wait jump greasy trash lead yank comfortable home place.
That is my picture of London. My Alpha Male Orlando took us there after the play place in Spain. But first I will tell you about leaving, because you always have to leave at some time.
There was a big loud gathering before we abandoned our den in the hot country and I was there because my Alpha is so important. It was fun at first and lots of people snuck Food to me and I got scratches and pats and rubs from almost everyone. Talks-fast Man petted me and said Nice words and Laughs-easy Girl put a ribbon around my neck by my collar. But after a while everybody was talking Very Loud and I was tired and I got under the table and stayed there so I wouldn’t get stepped on. I got kicked down there a few times because they forgot where I was, but it wasn’t mean kicking and I let them make Sorry to me and I would lick their hands.
After a Very Long Time Chemical-smell Viggo Man put his head down under the table and looked at me even in the dark, and he said ‘wanna go home, sport?’ I knew these words and I got up and licked Viggo’s face and he is a Good member of our pack because he always remembered where I was. He walked with no shoes on and it was easy to follow him through the crowd because of the feet and paint and burnt rope smell and when we got to the Outside there was my Alpha waiting. My Alpha was Very Drunk, which makes him Loud and silly falling-over when he walks, so we got to Ride home in a Car, and I got to bark at some outsider Dogs in the streets because the windows were down.
Viggo said my barks would not make Orlando laugh in the morning, and he turned out to be right, so he knows what is going to happen before it does. Viggo does miracles too.
Viggo and Orlando tied themselves into strange shapes on the kitchen counter, without their cloth skins on and making sweaty smells. I was worried about the Treats Jar! falling, but it was okay. Then they were naked on the Get Off! couch and there was pushing and shoving on the floor when they fell, and Orlando laughed like a Crazy Human and Viggo was talking very low in his throat in strange languages. I had to stay out of the way and I soft-growled once or twice, but there was no way I was going to get involved when they were making dominance with each other since I am submissive to both. There was some running and chasing, and then my Alpha finally fell down giggling and couldn’t get up again, and Viggo picked him up and carried him to the Bed.
I was Really Tired by then, so I went outside and slept where nobody was rubbing against anybody else and making grunts.
The next morning Viggo was cleaning up the messes and he told me ‘goodbye, sport’, which I didn’t like to hear, but he put a little Food in my dish before he left. He scratched my white hairs and told me to ‘Sit,’ and ‘Lay,’ and ‘Sit Up!’ and I did these for him because he is a Nice Guy. He took his bag of the many smells and he went out the door and walked away because there was no Car sound. I checked on my Alpha Male and he was so smelly I thought maybe he should have some grass pawed over him, and I left him to sleep like a puppy full of milk.
It was a Long Time with nothing happening, and I got bored. The metal bin smelled really good from something rotten and when I tried to get in it quietly it fell over and there was a Racket again, but it didn’t seem to wake up my Alpha. I poked around in the trash and there was some not-so-good Food and other stuff that came out. I rolled in some of it and ate what I could and I was having a happy squirm back scratch on the grass when I heard the door sound bell and I Ran inside barking like a Crazy Dog! The bell rang again and again and I was bark-warning the person outside that I would Bite! them if they came through the door!
Orlando staggered up in his small clothes and opened the door and it was the Tells-lies Woman, who you might remember was mean to me before, and I growled at her with my hackles up like she was a Bad Guy!, which she was. My Alpha said to ‘behave!’, and then told me to ‘Sit!’, probably just to show that I had learned how.
I did it, but I was still Mad. I listened carefully as the Tell-lies Woman walked
into our den and I found out that she has a name too, and it is ‘Agent’, and Orlando was making Nice talk with her but his body talk said pretty much ‘hackles up’ from him too, and he was still tired from all the exercise the night before and he was still maybe going to spill his food in the little room.
Agent Lady was angry about ‘the Time!’ and started to grab clothes out of the hiding place and shoving them into Alpha’s bags, which he had already been messing with for the last day or two. Alpha went to make himself clean and scrape his face. I watched the Lady so she wouldn’t eat our Food or take any of my Toys. Orlando was picking up things from the little room and I was following him to put them in bags and Agent Lady grabbed my collar and picked something out of the fur on my back. When she held it up it looked like a little shed skin and the smell was of sex and rubber and Chemical Man and my own Alpha, and she stared at the thing for a moment and then Shrieked! like she had been stepped on! I got away and ran outside, and there was a LOT of Yelling inside the Den!
After a while Orlando came outside and found the metal bin that had fallen over and made a mess and he picked up the ‘trash’ and found more of the little skins and his face was Mad at first, but then he started laughing. I came out from under the bushes and he called me over and he petted me and told me I was a Good Dog! even if I did get him into Trouble. I helped him finish cleaning up messes by grabbing a pizza box and running around in circles until he could catch me.
After that we all got into a really Big Car and drove for a Long Ride to a place that stank of sharp-tang burning hot and this was a busy place full of different humans. Alpha Male told me to get into a big box and I didn’t want to do it, but he finally pushed me inside. I started whining, and when someone picked the box up and I couldn’t see Orlando any more I cried and yelped. I could hear him fast-talking and the box got set down, and there was a lot of Arguing. And then there was the strangest thing, which I would not have believed if I hadn’t heard it with my own ears, but Agent Lady was talking the loudest and she was very smooth and fast and insistant and she said words that sounded like they were secrets, but she wasn’t whispering.
I heard her say ‘Orlando’ and ‘Star’ and other words which should have capitols on them, and then the box got opened and I was free again to be with my Alpha! He needed to have me with him because I already know he can’t find his way back home again. But we weren’t going home, and instead we got in the Biggest Car Ever and there were lots of other people riding in it and it drove for a Long Time with lots of bumps. The windows didn’t open, so I couldn’t smell where we were going, and I had to sit on the floor at my Alpha’s feet and Be Quiet. He was sitting next to Agent Lady, who maybe wasn’t completely bad after all, and they talked a lot. I got my ears scratched and took a short nap and we even got Treats!
After that we were in London, and this place was just like I told you above.
We rode on a Train, which is very fast and crowded and really scary, but my Alpha had hold of my lead tight. We got back onto the outside ground and Agent Lady left us then, and I didn’t mind seeing her go away. My Alpha Male and I got in a New Car! and this had open windows and I could see and smell and it was big inside so I could look at both sides of the road. There were big crowds of people and a couple of them walked so close to the Car that I could smell their pets and human puppies on them. A girl saw us and made the ‘squeee!’ cry and ‘Orlando!’ and my Alpha was nice and waved his hand at her.
After a Long Ride we were in the country and there were animals and fields and everything was alive and growing and the air was soft and full of rich odors of grass and trees. Orlando was excited too, and his voice was getting more Happy the farther we went. He spoke to his Noisy-box and then told the driver places to go and then we were at a house and we stopped.
A woman came out from inside and my Alpha made the ‘squee’ noise and actually Ran to get her in his arms and she was laughing too. I got out of the Car slowly and sniffed around, and then got close enough to look at this person and she was a strangely familiar smell and her body language was familiar too. She stopped making noise over my Alpha while he got the bags from the Car person and she bent down to greet me. I was on my Best Behavior, but after she rubbed between my eyes I realized what this woman was: she is a litter-mate to my Alpha!
He called her ‘Sam’ and I liked her a lot right away. She also had a Dog, and that Dog was in the yard when we went inside, and I immediately went to sniff butts and size this new Dog up. It was a bitch who I would call Walks-soft Dog, but my Alpha called her ‘Maude’ and she made a lot of demands on him when she saw him, begging favors, and I was Not Happy about that.
The humans left us alone for a little while and I made sure that this bitch knew that Alpha Male belongs to me! She told me that Litter-Mate Sam is her Alpha Bitch, and that as long as I would not try anything wrong with her Bitch she would be submissive to me, but she still wanted to make claims to my Alpha Male as well. There was some growling and Dominant Postures, but we eventually agreed who belonged to who and we made friends. Us Dogs are smart like that!
When we got to go inside this new den there were a million things to explore and smell, and it was a lot for me to do. But Walks-soft Dog went everywhere with me and warned me which places were hers alone and there were some very old smells of Orlando there too, so I knew that this den was his at one time. I heard my name called and it took me a while to find my way to where Orlando was, and he had one of his bags open and some of my Toys! were there and I grabbed one and played Chase Me! with Maude until we got told to Stop It.
We ate Food – Crunchy Good Things for us and people food for the litter-mates – and there was much Happy Talking that evening. There were people treats from inside the bags that weren’t Food and they made Sam say “ahhh!” Alpha Male finally went to bed in a very small room, and he put one of his dirty shirts on the floor for me to make a nest out of it where I would be in his smell all night long. This was a very nice thing to do in this strange den because I was a little confused by all the changes.
The next day our Alphas left, and Walks-soft Dog showed me secret places in the garden, like the hole in the fence where you could touch noses with the Next Door Dog, who was a little bit crazy from running back and forth all day long beside the fence and Never got to Go Out for walks. I checked out the metal bins in this place, but they didn’t tip over easily so I had to Leave Them Alone the way Walks-soft wanted me to.
Our humans came home after a Long Time and they had a new Lady and a Man with them, and this Lady was their Dam. I could tell from the smells, but also from the way my Alpha Male treated his Mother. I was glad to meet her and I could tell she liked me too. She must know that I take good care of her pup, because he takes good care of me. There was a lot of fun that afternoon as I got attention and petting and I did my ‘tricks’ for them, but Maude knew a LOT more tricks, so I could see that I needed to learn more too. The humans left and I licked Maude’s face and we lay down together to take a Nap in the shade, although it wasn’t nearly as hot as it had been in ‘Spain’.
That night a bunch of people came over to the house and there was a ‘Party’ in the back yard. Most of the people seemed to know my Alpha, which means that his human pack is even bigger than I had guessed. Party also means that there is Food, and I did my best to get anything that got dropped and was willing to eat anything that someone gave me. I think that Maude got more Treats than me, especially when I got too excited to remember my tricks, but I’m not going to stay Mad about that sort of thing. There was a lot of laughing and teasing and drinking from stinky bottles. After a while I realized that my Alpha was missing and I went to find him.
It was hard to smell him in the crowd, but I found Sam’s fresh odor in the home and heard soft voices in one of the upstairs rooms. That’s where I found Orlando and he was sitting on the floor and let me climb into his lap for petting while he talked with his litter-mate. He was saying ‘Kate’ a lot, which I think is Nice-smell Lady, so you don’t get confused. He also said Viggo, who I think everyone knows is what people call Chemical-smell Man. Orlando was telling about the Coming and Going and Being Alone parts, and I could tell that he was being Sad, so I licked his face and gave him the Big Sad Eyes, which means that I can be Sad with him and Understand. He held me very tight, and although I don’t usually like that sort of thing I don’t mind it from him.
Sam was a good listening person, and I think she made it better. She might be able to do little miracles like that. Sam petted her brother and told him secrets, and I was glad we had come to this den because it was a Good den and a Good home. The friends finally came and got my Alpha to get up and go Outside to the Party and there were even more people there then. But even with the crowd nobody stepped on me or kicked me and I got lot of Attention.
I was glad to be in London, and Proud to be with my Alpha because he makes people Happy just by being there.
That’s another one of His Miracles.
Thanks for reading!
Title: The Human Pack
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 5
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history
Summary: Sidi’s story continues
The Human Pack
London is a place.
It is a wet walking knees rubber fish-smell hard stone many Cars people Dogs newspapers blowing loud rumble scary Trains water curbs bright lights benches dark places Rats yelling honk run be polite wait jump greasy trash lead yank comfortable home place.
That is my picture of London. My Alpha Male Orlando took us there after the play place in Spain. But first I will tell you about leaving, because you always have to leave at some time.
There was a big loud gathering before we abandoned our den in the hot country and I was there because my Alpha is so important. It was fun at first and lots of people snuck Food to me and I got scratches and pats and rubs from almost everyone. Talks-fast Man petted me and said Nice words and Laughs-easy Girl put a ribbon around my neck by my collar. But after a while everybody was talking Very Loud and I was tired and I got under the table and stayed there so I wouldn’t get stepped on. I got kicked down there a few times because they forgot where I was, but it wasn’t mean kicking and I let them make Sorry to me and I would lick their hands.
After a Very Long Time Chemical-smell Viggo Man put his head down under the table and looked at me even in the dark, and he said ‘wanna go home, sport?’ I knew these words and I got up and licked Viggo’s face and he is a Good member of our pack because he always remembered where I was. He walked with no shoes on and it was easy to follow him through the crowd because of the feet and paint and burnt rope smell and when we got to the Outside there was my Alpha waiting. My Alpha was Very Drunk, which makes him Loud and silly falling-over when he walks, so we got to Ride home in a Car, and I got to bark at some outsider Dogs in the streets because the windows were down.
Viggo said my barks would not make Orlando laugh in the morning, and he turned out to be right, so he knows what is going to happen before it does. Viggo does miracles too.
Viggo and Orlando tied themselves into strange shapes on the kitchen counter, without their cloth skins on and making sweaty smells. I was worried about the Treats Jar! falling, but it was okay. Then they were naked on the Get Off! couch and there was pushing and shoving on the floor when they fell, and Orlando laughed like a Crazy Human and Viggo was talking very low in his throat in strange languages. I had to stay out of the way and I soft-growled once or twice, but there was no way I was going to get involved when they were making dominance with each other since I am submissive to both. There was some running and chasing, and then my Alpha finally fell down giggling and couldn’t get up again, and Viggo picked him up and carried him to the Bed.
I was Really Tired by then, so I went outside and slept where nobody was rubbing against anybody else and making grunts.
The next morning Viggo was cleaning up the messes and he told me ‘goodbye, sport’, which I didn’t like to hear, but he put a little Food in my dish before he left. He scratched my white hairs and told me to ‘Sit,’ and ‘Lay,’ and ‘Sit Up!’ and I did these for him because he is a Nice Guy. He took his bag of the many smells and he went out the door and walked away because there was no Car sound. I checked on my Alpha Male and he was so smelly I thought maybe he should have some grass pawed over him, and I left him to sleep like a puppy full of milk.
It was a Long Time with nothing happening, and I got bored. The metal bin smelled really good from something rotten and when I tried to get in it quietly it fell over and there was a Racket again, but it didn’t seem to wake up my Alpha. I poked around in the trash and there was some not-so-good Food and other stuff that came out. I rolled in some of it and ate what I could and I was having a happy squirm back scratch on the grass when I heard the door sound bell and I Ran inside barking like a Crazy Dog! The bell rang again and again and I was bark-warning the person outside that I would Bite! them if they came through the door!
Orlando staggered up in his small clothes and opened the door and it was the Tells-lies Woman, who you might remember was mean to me before, and I growled at her with my hackles up like she was a Bad Guy!, which she was. My Alpha said to ‘behave!’, and then told me to ‘Sit!’, probably just to show that I had learned how.
I did it, but I was still Mad. I listened carefully as the Tell-lies Woman walked
into our den and I found out that she has a name too, and it is ‘Agent’, and Orlando was making Nice talk with her but his body talk said pretty much ‘hackles up’ from him too, and he was still tired from all the exercise the night before and he was still maybe going to spill his food in the little room.
Agent Lady was angry about ‘the Time!’ and started to grab clothes out of the hiding place and shoving them into Alpha’s bags, which he had already been messing with for the last day or two. Alpha went to make himself clean and scrape his face. I watched the Lady so she wouldn’t eat our Food or take any of my Toys. Orlando was picking up things from the little room and I was following him to put them in bags and Agent Lady grabbed my collar and picked something out of the fur on my back. When she held it up it looked like a little shed skin and the smell was of sex and rubber and Chemical Man and my own Alpha, and she stared at the thing for a moment and then Shrieked! like she had been stepped on! I got away and ran outside, and there was a LOT of Yelling inside the Den!
After a while Orlando came outside and found the metal bin that had fallen over and made a mess and he picked up the ‘trash’ and found more of the little skins and his face was Mad at first, but then he started laughing. I came out from under the bushes and he called me over and he petted me and told me I was a Good Dog! even if I did get him into Trouble. I helped him finish cleaning up messes by grabbing a pizza box and running around in circles until he could catch me.
After that we all got into a really Big Car and drove for a Long Ride to a place that stank of sharp-tang burning hot and this was a busy place full of different humans. Alpha Male told me to get into a big box and I didn’t want to do it, but he finally pushed me inside. I started whining, and when someone picked the box up and I couldn’t see Orlando any more I cried and yelped. I could hear him fast-talking and the box got set down, and there was a lot of Arguing. And then there was the strangest thing, which I would not have believed if I hadn’t heard it with my own ears, but Agent Lady was talking the loudest and she was very smooth and fast and insistant and she said words that sounded like they were secrets, but she wasn’t whispering.
I heard her say ‘Orlando’ and ‘Star’ and other words which should have capitols on them, and then the box got opened and I was free again to be with my Alpha! He needed to have me with him because I already know he can’t find his way back home again. But we weren’t going home, and instead we got in the Biggest Car Ever and there were lots of other people riding in it and it drove for a Long Time with lots of bumps. The windows didn’t open, so I couldn’t smell where we were going, and I had to sit on the floor at my Alpha’s feet and Be Quiet. He was sitting next to Agent Lady, who maybe wasn’t completely bad after all, and they talked a lot. I got my ears scratched and took a short nap and we even got Treats!
After that we were in London, and this place was just like I told you above.
We rode on a Train, which is very fast and crowded and really scary, but my Alpha had hold of my lead tight. We got back onto the outside ground and Agent Lady left us then, and I didn’t mind seeing her go away. My Alpha Male and I got in a New Car! and this had open windows and I could see and smell and it was big inside so I could look at both sides of the road. There were big crowds of people and a couple of them walked so close to the Car that I could smell their pets and human puppies on them. A girl saw us and made the ‘squeee!’ cry and ‘Orlando!’ and my Alpha was nice and waved his hand at her.
After a Long Ride we were in the country and there were animals and fields and everything was alive and growing and the air was soft and full of rich odors of grass and trees. Orlando was excited too, and his voice was getting more Happy the farther we went. He spoke to his Noisy-box and then told the driver places to go and then we were at a house and we stopped.
A woman came out from inside and my Alpha made the ‘squee’ noise and actually Ran to get her in his arms and she was laughing too. I got out of the Car slowly and sniffed around, and then got close enough to look at this person and she was a strangely familiar smell and her body language was familiar too. She stopped making noise over my Alpha while he got the bags from the Car person and she bent down to greet me. I was on my Best Behavior, but after she rubbed between my eyes I realized what this woman was: she is a litter-mate to my Alpha!
He called her ‘Sam’ and I liked her a lot right away. She also had a Dog, and that Dog was in the yard when we went inside, and I immediately went to sniff butts and size this new Dog up. It was a bitch who I would call Walks-soft Dog, but my Alpha called her ‘Maude’ and she made a lot of demands on him when she saw him, begging favors, and I was Not Happy about that.
The humans left us alone for a little while and I made sure that this bitch knew that Alpha Male belongs to me! She told me that Litter-Mate Sam is her Alpha Bitch, and that as long as I would not try anything wrong with her Bitch she would be submissive to me, but she still wanted to make claims to my Alpha Male as well. There was some growling and Dominant Postures, but we eventually agreed who belonged to who and we made friends. Us Dogs are smart like that!
When we got to go inside this new den there were a million things to explore and smell, and it was a lot for me to do. But Walks-soft Dog went everywhere with me and warned me which places were hers alone and there were some very old smells of Orlando there too, so I knew that this den was his at one time. I heard my name called and it took me a while to find my way to where Orlando was, and he had one of his bags open and some of my Toys! were there and I grabbed one and played Chase Me! with Maude until we got told to Stop It.
We ate Food – Crunchy Good Things for us and people food for the litter-mates – and there was much Happy Talking that evening. There were people treats from inside the bags that weren’t Food and they made Sam say “ahhh!” Alpha Male finally went to bed in a very small room, and he put one of his dirty shirts on the floor for me to make a nest out of it where I would be in his smell all night long. This was a very nice thing to do in this strange den because I was a little confused by all the changes.
The next day our Alphas left, and Walks-soft Dog showed me secret places in the garden, like the hole in the fence where you could touch noses with the Next Door Dog, who was a little bit crazy from running back and forth all day long beside the fence and Never got to Go Out for walks. I checked out the metal bins in this place, but they didn’t tip over easily so I had to Leave Them Alone the way Walks-soft wanted me to.
Our humans came home after a Long Time and they had a new Lady and a Man with them, and this Lady was their Dam. I could tell from the smells, but also from the way my Alpha Male treated his Mother. I was glad to meet her and I could tell she liked me too. She must know that I take good care of her pup, because he takes good care of me. There was a lot of fun that afternoon as I got attention and petting and I did my ‘tricks’ for them, but Maude knew a LOT more tricks, so I could see that I needed to learn more too. The humans left and I licked Maude’s face and we lay down together to take a Nap in the shade, although it wasn’t nearly as hot as it had been in ‘Spain’.
That night a bunch of people came over to the house and there was a ‘Party’ in the back yard. Most of the people seemed to know my Alpha, which means that his human pack is even bigger than I had guessed. Party also means that there is Food, and I did my best to get anything that got dropped and was willing to eat anything that someone gave me. I think that Maude got more Treats than me, especially when I got too excited to remember my tricks, but I’m not going to stay Mad about that sort of thing. There was a lot of laughing and teasing and drinking from stinky bottles. After a while I realized that my Alpha was missing and I went to find him.
It was hard to smell him in the crowd, but I found Sam’s fresh odor in the home and heard soft voices in one of the upstairs rooms. That’s where I found Orlando and he was sitting on the floor and let me climb into his lap for petting while he talked with his litter-mate. He was saying ‘Kate’ a lot, which I think is Nice-smell Lady, so you don’t get confused. He also said Viggo, who I think everyone knows is what people call Chemical-smell Man. Orlando was telling about the Coming and Going and Being Alone parts, and I could tell that he was being Sad, so I licked his face and gave him the Big Sad Eyes, which means that I can be Sad with him and Understand. He held me very tight, and although I don’t usually like that sort of thing I don’t mind it from him.
Sam was a good listening person, and I think she made it better. She might be able to do little miracles like that. Sam petted her brother and told him secrets, and I was glad we had come to this den because it was a Good den and a Good home. The friends finally came and got my Alpha to get up and go Outside to the Party and there were even more people there then. But even with the crowd nobody stepped on me or kicked me and I got lot of Attention.
I was glad to be in London, and Proud to be with my Alpha because he makes people Happy just by being there.
That’s another one of His Miracles.
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