The E! True Hollywood Story - LotR, by hikethekilt

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The E! True Hollywood Story - Lord of the Rings
Part 1 of at least 2
PG13
by hikethekilt

Four short men, far from home. A narcissistic elf on a shooting spree. A Mancunian in rehab and the Scot who brought him flowers. The tragic loss of Liv Tyler's pinkie nail. Homos, promos, and pointy ears--stay tuned for The E! True Hollywood Story: Lord of the Rings.

xposted to fellow_shippers and monaboyd

Comments

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Damnit, I'm gettin' this one first. I love you. I love this. Mostly this, 'cause you suck sometimes. But...yay.

[redheadedhobbit.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* oh now this was brilliant. absolutely adored it, you've got the characters down wonderfully, i dont think i stopped laughing. [beep] and christopher lee were my absolute favorites. i go forth to tell as many people as possible about this gigglefest.

[nubeinchild.livejournal.com]

i loved it. and i hope you write another part to it. or three, or four
*snuggles*

[arwench812.livejournal.com]

*can't stop giggling*

That was great, can't wait for the next installment!

[unrealworld-2.livejournal.com]

Oh my that was so fun to read! I could SEE them all saying these things. This my first day back at work so much better.

We need more preciuos. :)