Bonding part 2

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Title: Bonding (2/4)
Author: canciona
Pairings: for this chapter, DM/SB, BB/OB(/implied DW), EW/SA/AS, MO/LT/CS; chapter three will be mix-n-match for the boys; chapter 4 will have teh monaboyd. Please be aware, THERE WILL BE NO DOMLIJAH. Just want to make that clear now. Ahem.
Rating: NC-17 to some extent now, and to a greater extent in later chapters
Summary: Getting the parties started; still an orgy!fic.
Warnings: this chapter, adult language, sexual activity of the slash and femslash varieties, references to het (but no actual het), voyeurism, adultery, light bdsm
Disclaimer: All true, only the facts have been changed. No disrespect intended to anyone, anywhere. An orgy!fic, and therefore decidedly crackish. In other words, if you take this seriously, consider professional help.
I claim no knowledge of the state of anyone's marriage, sexual preferences, or technological abilities. Oh, and the Kevin Smith paraphrased quote comes from last month's Playboy, but I'm guessing he's said something similar before, at some point. I own nothing (well, except a copy of the Bachelorette Game, which is real and fairly lame, as described), and am making no money off of this. However, if you know how I can, I'm all ears.
Feedback: Will make the PWP come more quickly. Er, you know I mean.
A/N: Originally came about in response to lotrpschallenge's 7th Challenge, but not finished in time (not finished now, for that matter).

Credit where credit's due: this was also inspired by just_me_kalista's The Cats Are Away.... Go read it, it's hot.

Much gratitude and love goes to the amazing dani_grl4, beta and friend, for her patience and brilliance.

Cross posted to my fic journal, canfic.


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