[ficlet] Being Had [SB/VM] PG

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Title: Being Had
By: Isern
Pairing: You have three guesses. First two don't count.
Rating/Warnings: PG on general principle.
Archive: Rugbytackling
Disclaimer: Fic reality is not Earth reality. This never happened.
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Sean scoffs.