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the-duckie.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2004-06-13 01:13 am
Quack me, Billy! Quack me!
Title: Quack me, Billy! Quack me!
Author: _sblomie
Pairing: Monaboyd (I can write something other than Dorli!)
Rating: PG-13/R for language
Disclaimer: Lies! Slander!
Feedback: I post these just to get comments, sate my lust?
Reason: Dialogue fic for the LOTRPS Challenge #8
"Your eyes give you away."
"And what do they give away?"
"That you're way too focused."
"It's entertaining."
"They're ducks."
"But look what they're doing!"
"...they're ducks."
"You'll have to hose off the grass when they're done."
"Billy, stop watching the ducks fuck."
"He keeps falling off!"
"Like you've never fallen off someone?"
"Not during sex."
"I'd make you fall."
"Is that so?"
"Quite so."
"I don't think you could."
"I have my ways."
"I don't believe you."
"You sho -- Billy! Get off!"
"Hah! I'm not falling, I'm not fa-- fuck!"
"You fell."
"We weren't having sex."
"You fell before you could even do anything, duck-man."
"Quack you, Dommie, quack you."
"Quack me? Doesn't work too well, I don't feel offended."
"Stop giggling, I'll cry."
"Here, I'm lying down, want to try again?"
"No! You'll throw me off!"
"I'll hold you there, use my legs."
"I don't trust you anymore."
"Then we'll never make any Hobbit ducks."
"The world can do without them."
"C'mon, just get on top of me."
"Dommie!"
"Do it!"
"NO!"
"Quack me, Billy! Quack me!"
"Oh fuck you, Dom."
"At least I got you to stop watching the fucking ducks."
"Hey Dommie?"
"Yea, Bills?"
"Wanna quack?"
"...let's quack."
Author: _sblomie
Pairing: Monaboyd (I can write something other than Dorli!)
Rating: PG-13/R for language
Disclaimer: Lies! Slander!
Feedback: I post these just to get comments, sate my lust?
Reason: Dialogue fic for the LOTRPS Challenge #8
"Your eyes give you away."
"And what do they give away?"
"That you're way too focused."
"It's entertaining."
"They're ducks."
"But look what they're doing!"
"...they're ducks."
"You'll have to hose off the grass when they're done."
"Billy, stop watching the ducks fuck."
"He keeps falling off!"
"Like you've never fallen off someone?"
"Not during sex."
"I'd make you fall."
"Is that so?"
"Quite so."
"I don't think you could."
"I have my ways."
"I don't believe you."
"You sho -- Billy! Get off!"
"Hah! I'm not falling, I'm not fa-- fuck!"
"You fell."
"We weren't having sex."
"You fell before you could even do anything, duck-man."
"Quack you, Dommie, quack you."
"Quack me? Doesn't work too well, I don't feel offended."
"Stop giggling, I'll cry."
"Here, I'm lying down, want to try again?"
"No! You'll throw me off!"
"I'll hold you there, use my legs."
"I don't trust you anymore."
"Then we'll never make any Hobbit ducks."
"The world can do without them."
"C'mon, just get on top of me."
"Dommie!"
"Do it!"
"NO!"
"Quack me, Billy! Quack me!"
"Oh fuck you, Dom."
"At least I got you to stop watching the fucking ducks."
"Hey Dommie?"
"Yea, Bills?"
"Wanna quack?"
"...let's quack."
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it was highly amusing!
thank you!
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"Then we'll never make any Hobbit ducks."
As soon as I saw this line, I instantly copied it so I could paste it here. That's awesome. It made me grin like a maniac.
Quack you, dude. I'm seriously going to start saying that! Assuming you don't mind, I'm gonna put it in my AIM profile! *feels cool*
Yay!
Brilliant! *huggles*
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Love dialogue fics so much! Teh funny...
xx
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*giggles*