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mribis
PAIRING: Sort of Dom and Billeh. Sort of.
RATING: PG
FEEDBACK: Would be verri nice.
DISCLAIMER: Tongue firmly in cheek, yo. No offense intended? Sit back, pop a chill pill and enjoy.
NOTES: Bloom's piece inspired by this article. Not joking about the hanging things round his neck part, not joking about the dyslexia part and not joking about the falling down part too. All the research I ever needed to do is in that article. How does one fall off roof terraces during lunch anyway?
Orlando
No one ever thought Orlando was bright.
Not that they thought he was dim (dyslexia, they would whisper and nod), but the boy needed to hang stuff round his neck to remember things and acted more often than not like a drunk puppy with his co-stars. He also managed to fall three storeys from a roof terrace while having lunch.
Curiously enough, Orlando was able to figure out what he really wanted out of his life when everyone else was still getting lost. To be happy.
Viggo
Viggo doesn’t understand why he isn’t some cool Zen Master.
The fans like to think of him as some enigmatic Rubik’s Cube who doesn’t give a fuck about anything. (Which was entirely untrue because he does care for Henry.) The media likes to think of him as some eccentric hippie who walks around bare-footed and just happens to be multi-talented.
All Viggo knows is that he paints when it suits him, take shots when there’s film and acts when his agent calls to say there might be a script he’ll find interesting.
Viggo is a man, damnit. Not some elf.
Dom
Dom has a thing going on with Billy. Like he has a thing going on with Viggo, Bloom, Elijah and just about everyone else on the set.
He knows it, the fans know it and the media pretends they don’t know anything.
Which is why during a signing session, he looks at a picture of him and Billy and says, “I love Billy” in his best tone. Wistful and full of longing. Oscar stuff. He even made sure the girl heard him loud and clear.
He can’t wait to see Billy’s face when they google their names the next time.
AUTHOR:
mribis PAIRING: Sort of Dom and Billeh. Sort of.
RATING: PG
FEEDBACK: Would be verri nice.
DISCLAIMER: Tongue firmly in cheek, yo. No offense intended? Sit back, pop a chill pill and enjoy.
NOTES: Bloom's piece inspired by this article. Not joking about the hanging things round his neck part, not joking about the dyslexia part and not joking about the falling down part too. All the research I ever needed to do is in that article. How does one fall off roof terraces during lunch anyway?
Orlando
No one ever thought Orlando was bright.
Not that they thought he was dim (dyslexia, they would whisper and nod), but the boy needed to hang stuff round his neck to remember things and acted more often than not like a drunk puppy with his co-stars. He also managed to fall three storeys from a roof terrace while having lunch.
Curiously enough, Orlando was able to figure out what he really wanted out of his life when everyone else was still getting lost. To be happy.
Viggo
Viggo doesn’t understand why he isn’t some cool Zen Master.
The fans like to think of him as some enigmatic Rubik’s Cube who doesn’t give a fuck about anything. (Which was entirely untrue because he does care for Henry.) The media likes to think of him as some eccentric hippie who walks around bare-footed and just happens to be multi-talented.
All Viggo knows is that he paints when it suits him, take shots when there’s film and acts when his agent calls to say there might be a script he’ll find interesting.
Viggo is a man, damnit. Not some elf.
Dom
Dom has a thing going on with Billy. Like he has a thing going on with Viggo, Bloom, Elijah and just about everyone else on the set.
He knows it, the fans know it and the media pretends they don’t know anything.
Which is why during a signing session, he looks at a picture of him and Billy and says, “I love Billy” in his best tone. Wistful and full of longing. Oscar stuff. He even made sure the girl heard him loud and clear.
He can’t wait to see Billy’s face when they google their names the next time.