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Title: The Cats Are Away…
Author: Christina
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Boys in one house Girls in the other. A orgyish type of fic containing both male and female slash. Also implies het (mildly).
Author’s Notes: For libitina who’s help I didn’t use over at tighOrs anyway but thanks. And for first_kiss who made me think that femslash could be really sexy. Also again for Charity who wanted it and is my muse. Big shout out to ‘The Sex Files’ for the pubic hair thing.


It had started out innocently enough. Okay so it hadn’t started out innocently at all. The hobbits and elf were at Lij’s house…as they were prone to be on any given night when they were all together again. Billy volunteered to mix the drinks and put just enough mix in the alcohol to give it colour. Maybe that was how they drank in Scotland, but pretty soon Dom had cranked the music up louder than should be legally acceptable and Orlando was grinding against everyone like a horny little puppy.

But no matter alcohol or not, when they decided to raid Elijah’s closet they didn’t expect to find such interesting…or shocking items. And they chose a moment when Lij was in the kitchen getting more drinks to dig around. Each guy--save for Sean--taking something from in the surprisingly large space. Out came a variety of toys and clothing not expected from sweet, innocent, little Lijah.

“What do you do think he does with this?” Orli held up a big black dildo. And looked over at what the others were looking at. A range of whips, handcuffs, condoms, tubes of flavoured lube and something that looked like a big beaded necklace.

“I’m not going to even ask.” Sean backed up from the closet. Clearly not drunk enough for an experience of this kind. “I think I’m just gonna….”

“Aww, Seannie.” Dom was holding up what Sean can only assume are nipple clamps. Not that he’d ever seen them up close before, but was sure that’s where they attached. “Don’t you want to play with Elijah’s toys?”

“Nu…no I don’t think so.” He gathered his stuff and mumbled. “I think I’ll just call a cab.”

“C’mon, Sean. This is just for fun anyway.” Orlando gave up the dildo for an unopened box labelled “Vibrating butt plug”.

Billy pulled the box out of Orli’s hands. “Doesn’t this sound like fun!” He grinned wickedly.

“Hey I was looking at tha….” But before Orlando could say any more, Elijah came from the kitchen with the whole bottle of Amaretto.

“Do you guys really think we need orange juice for this?” Elijah was still looking down at the bottle but paused as he looked up and almost dropped the bottle. “What the fuck do you think you’re dong with my shit?”

“Well that came out a little girly.” Dom laughed.

“It’s funny how he doesn’t even try to deny it.” Bill added. And the butt plug was once again in new hands as Elijah yanked the box away from Billy.

“I haven’t even opened this one yet.” And of course if he wasn’t so drunk he would be embarrassed that he was actually thinking about using the product he held.

But none of them were in their right minds so it just felt very natural for Dom to all of a sudden chirp: “You should demonstrate some of these for us.” He was after all had his shirt open and was puzzling over the proper way to use his newfound treasure.

“Okay, they so don’t go on like that.” Elijah helped him put the nipple clams on his dark nipples and Lij tried not to find it erotic how much he wanted Dom.

“Ow. That kinda hurts.” Dom laughed sexily. He seemed to be enjoying the pleasure the tightness on his nipples gave him.

“Well, I don’t want to know how this works.” Orli was still hanging on to the dildo. But he kept turning it over in his hands implying the contrary. Lij reached over and pushed the button on the side and it immediately started to hum. Orlando dropped it shocked, then picked it up again. “Wicked.”

“And you wouldn’t use it without a condom anyway. It’s mine.” Elijah stated like it was just the most obvious thing in the world.

Dom was still complaining about the tightness of the nipple clamps when Billy pulled on the chain that connected them. “Ga…ahh. That felt kinda….” Billy snatched the fuzzy pink handcuffs off the closet floor and led Dom by the chain, to Elijah’s big bed. “What are you doing Bill.”

Bill wordlessly conveyed that he wanted to see Dom on his back, arms above his head. So when Bill slipped the handcuffs around a rail and tightened them on his wrists, Dom looked over at Lij. “I hope you have keys for these, mate.”

“They’re around here somewhere.” Lijah shrugged and turned to Orli. “Guess you’ve got a…er…willing volunteer to try that out on.” He bent to get some condoms and lube from the box and tossed them to Orlando. He could see out of the corner of his eye, Billy crawling on top of Dom and working on the helpless guys jeans. It could have been one of the most erotic things Elijah had ever witnessed and he wanted to stand there watching the whole scene play out, but Sean took that time to talk.

“Ok. Now I am definitely leaving.” And Lij couldn’t let him go. He had waited too long to have Sean in a position where he could use some of this stuff on him. He wasn’t about to let Sean’s homophobia win now. Elijah stepped over the bottle he’d just set down to grab Sean by the wrists and pin him to the wall.

“There’s no way your leaving.” Lij nuzzled into Sean’s neck and his breath came hot against Sean’s throat. He began with kissing…no more like licking…Sean’s ear and worked his way over the man’s jaw line. Over to his chin and up, up to his mouth. Elijah waited hesitantly. The fact that he wasn’t already pushed away or punched told him something. Sean wanted this as much as he did.

Those lips that had been tempting him for months now were his, and he wanted to savour it as much as possible. He began with little nips on the lower lip and slowly sucked it in as he pressed his body to Sean’s. Sean’s moan turned him hard almost instantly but he continued to kiss in soft little nips. He’d wanted this for so long.

Sean made little protesting noises as the continued and pushed Elijah away when he went to run his tongue on the underside of Sean’s upper lip. “Mmmph, no. Lij I can’t.”

“What’s wrong?” Elijah was getting a little impatient.

“Chris. I can’t do this to her.”

Lijah laughed. “Ok, Sean. If you think they’re over there just watching ‘Steel Magnolias’ and baking cookies,” He said, referring to the women who were all at Sean’s place, “you are more naive than I thought.” He went in for another kiss. But Sean was still confused.

“What? What do you mean?”

+++++

“Say goodbye to your underwear, Allie.” Chris smiled and shook her head happily. “There’s no way you can beat this hand.”

The girls had all settled quickly on a game of strip poker. Hannah and Kate were already naked and Hannah, none to subtle was on Kate’s lab kissing the underside of her chin. Chris was hoping for a lap-full of naked Allison. She and Hannah had originally called Allie and Kate respectively at the begging of the night before they even arrived, but Chris would have been cool with anything.

Allie bit her lip nervously. She didn’t really have a good hand but had been trying to bluff Christine into folding. It was just that Chris turned out to be a very good poker player. “Damnit.” She threw her cards face down on the table. “I’m gettin’ truly naked then, I guess.”

She got up from the table an sashayed over to Christine’s chair. The panties were the only thing she was wearing. She felt a little silly about the tiny piece of material when her tits were out there for most of the game.

Their eyes connected and Chris wet her lips. “Let’s have it, girlie.” She reached forward to hook her thumbs in the sides of the pink lace and bring it over hips and thighs until it fell of it’s own volition to pool at Allies feet.

She had neat, light pubic hair just above her lower lips. “Does Billy like you trimmed like that?” Chris smiled cockily and placed a soft kiss just above the hairline.

“I don’t shave.” Hannah piped up from whatever she was doing that was making Kate moan so much. “Hair traps the pheromones.”

“’s true.” Said Christine between kisses to Allie’s lower belly and left hip. She ran her hands over round hips and ass. “Very erotic.”

As Chris was saying this, Hannah was already at Kate’s shaved pink pussy. “You’ll stop shaving for me. Right, baby?” She asked Kate.

“Mmmhmm.” Kate rested her head back on the back of the chair as Han lick-sucked her clit. She moved in little twitches closer to the warm-wet mouth.

Hannah knew Kate was drunk. Hell she was feeling pretty good herself. Kate probably wouldn’t remember her promise and keep shaving for Orli. Did any of that matter at that moment? Not really. Not with her face between Kate’s slim, tanned thighs. Hannah moved a finger up into Kate’s hot-wet-slick heat and rubbed the spongy spot while still licking back and forth over the little nub.

“Fuck, oh God Han.”

Hannah smiled into Kate’s skin and continued faster. The sound of Kate’s gasps and moans sounded in the room along with what she presumed was Allie and Chris kissing and the TV blaring Julia Roberts. It amazed her how she could keep her concentration so well.

Her moans escalated into heated fever of “Oh God, Han. Just like that. I’m going to come. Oh baby, I’m going to cum.” and she ground up to Hannah’s quick moving tongue and finger.

Hannah was thinking just cum already when Kate’s tunnel clenched around her digit and her ears were filled with “Holy-fuck-jesus-han-I’m-cuming-I’m-cuming.” She wrung this one out and continued in order to bring Kate over again quickly.

She pulled her slick finger out sucked on it slowly. “Mmmm.” Hannah moaned and crawled up to whisper in Kate’s ear. “Bedroom.”

As they trotted off to the other end of the house, Chris called out “Guest bedroom, ladies.” Then turned back to the nipple she’d been licking and biting. Her other hand ran over Allie’s other breast, squeezing firmly.

“Think Billy’s having as much fun as we are?” She asked.

+++++

They had managed to ease the condom and lube covered dildo into Dom’s tight ass and Billy was sucking Dom’s cock for all he was worth. His cheeks hollowed as he hummed around the helpless man’s hard prick. Orli was down there moving around the dildo which after the initial mistake of turning it on to vibrate and a “ouch holy muthefuck” led them to turn it back off.

“I want that to be me.” Orli suddenly spoke up.

“What?” Dom gasped.

“I want to fuck you, Sblom. Can I please?”

“Fuck Orli.” came the breathy response.

“That’s not a no?” He said it like a question. Dom still had time to say no. But there was no other sounds save Billy’s sucking and Dom’s groans and curses.

He just left the dildo inside till he was done wrapping and lubing himself. Then he pulled it out and pressed himself inside. All he could think of was damn that’s tight. Sure not like fucking a woman. He’d never even done a chick up the ass before. This was a new one for him.

Billy took his mouth off Dom’s dick to ask “How doe’i’ feel, mate?” Orli wasn’t sure who he was talking to.

“About the same as that other thing.” Dom answered. “But not as plastic.”

“Start movin‘, ‘Lando. I wanna watch.” Bill stated curiously.

Dom growled at him. “No, you better keep sucking.”

He reluctantly bent his head down and was rewarded with a nice angle view of Orlando push-pulling in and out of Dom’s tight hole. That looked like it could hurt.

“Oh God that’s good.”

“Fuck so tight.”

“Mmmmmmmph.”

Billy grabbed his own cock. It seemed like the other two were already so much closer than him, so he began jerking hard at his own member. They all moved and trusted and moaned each other into climax, Billy actually cuming first. Then Dom’s cum sprayed hotly into his mouth and right on his heals, Orli’s shudder.

They all fell over each other tiredly and watched as Sean and Lijah dryfucked against the wall.

It hadn’t taken much convincing on Elijah’s part to get Sean naked. He suggested things Chris could be doing and like all straight guys, Sean immediately got turned on by the thought of two women going at it.

Now as they were rubbing naked against each other, Sean’s back to the wall, the only thing Elijah could say was “Fuck yes, Sean.” as the friction increased with every thrust.

Sean’s hot, heavy breathing echoed over blocking out even Dom’s loudest cries of culmination. It spurred Lij to move faster and run anxious hands over any naked skin he could touch. He kissed Sean’s shoulder, collarbone, neck, ear. And enjoyed the frantic gasps as Sean started tensing up and then letting go. The hot, sticky liquid between their bodies smoothed over Elijah’s own cock providing the exact lubrication to bring him hurling to his own peak.

They bumped each other tenderly and Sean groaned. “We’re gonna have to do that again sometime.”

+++++

Chris had pulled Allie into the master bedroom. It was sexy to take another lover into her bed. Since for the last few months it had only been Sean or Hannah. Allie was nice and new. “What do you want to do?” She whispered hotly into the other woman’s mouth her fingers tapping a slow rhythm over Allie’s clit.

“I wan‘,“ Allie wasn’t sure how she wanted to say it. She hadn’t even done it before. “I’d like ta taste ye and make ya cum. Like Hannah did ta Kate.”

“Mmmm oh yeah. I’d love you to do that to me.” Christine moved back on the bed head on the pillows and spread her legs widely.

Not quite sure how to start, Allie crawled up in between the long legs and kissed the inside of one thigh softly. She moved tenderly up to the wet nether-lips and nibbled one in her teeth gently, then ran her tongue up the wet slit to the clitoris. Parting the lips, she brushed the flat part of her tongue over the nub, brushing in small circles.

“Shit. You’re sure you haven’t done this before?” Chris asked sounding winded.

“uh-uh.” She raised her head. “I’m jus’ doin’ what I thin’ would feel gud ta me.”

“Well it feels fantastic to me. Keep going, baby.”

Allie continued to wiggle her tongue around in rhythmic circles spurred on by Chris’ breathing, moaning an the movement of her hips. She realized that she really loved the smell and vowed that Billy would just have to live with her not shaving. It was getting so hot and almost overpowering down there and she didn’t want to ever stop. She held Chris’ hips steady as she circled over and over keeping up the same pattern.

Wouldn’t be gud to star’ back at square one she thought. not wit’ her so close an’ all. And Chris was so close. She was trying hard to breathe and murmuring “cumming, baby. I knew you would make me feel so good.”

A couple finishing swipes of her tongue and Christine shook and went limp. She ran her fingers through the short spikes of Allie’s hair and really knew at that moment that she’d picked good at the beginning of the night. Allie would be a wonderful addition.

The fact that Sean wasn’t there led her to believe that the boys had initiated him the same as she’d done to Allie tonight. It was messed up, but Chris really loved it, and she brought Allie up to kiss her and taste in her victory.