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ficlet: starfucker
Title: Starfucker
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thepsychicclam
Rating: R
Pairing: Dom/Elijah
Summary: Five things that never happened to Dominic Monaghan
Disclaimer: Def. never happened
A/N: Written foroneangrykate's "Five Things That Never Happened To" challenge. Thanks to impasto for the glance over and name.
1. Dom walks into the audition, sweaty hands wiping furiously against his worn blue jeans. He needs to get this part badly. Hetty Wainthrop Investigates is ending soon and with a role in this movie he would really be going places, on his way out of Britain and straight to Hollywood.
A few days later he gets the call from his agent. He got the part and starts work in two weeks. So when a friend mentions an audition for some movie being filmed in New Zealand called Lord of the Rings, Dominic knows better than to even consider it.
2. Dom works on a movie with an American bloke named Josh Hartnett. The script is crap, but his agent tells him it gets his face out to the public, name associated with another rising Hollywood star. Dom just needs to keep food on the table.
Josh invites Dom to a party one night. He jumps at the chance to go, meet other important celebrities, place his foot in the door. Always trying to get ahead, make connections. And Dom is good at it, charming the right people in the right way. Only reason he’s gotten anywhere in this business.
3. Beautiful people everywhere, wearing Gucci and Armani and other designers Dom only dreams of owning maybe a scarf by one day. He tugs at his leather wrist cuffs and fingers the seam of his “I Poke Badgers With Spoons” T-Shirt.
A waiter offers him a beer – is it free? Of course, sir – and Dom accepts greedily. Takes advantage of this free beer while he can. Reap the benefits of having friends in the right circles.
Dom leans against a wall, bobbing his head in time with the thick electronic beat. He eyes a boy standing nearby.
“Hi. I’m Elijah Wood.”
4. Dom shakes Elijah’s hand and nods. Recognizes the name of course, Frodo from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Wasn’t I supposed to audition for that? Dom wonders briefly as Elijah rattles on about the music.
“Who’re you here with?” Elijah asks, grabbing another couple beers from a waiter and tipping him generously.
“Josh.” Dom accepts the beer and Elijah nods.
“That’s why I’m here,” Elijah explains. “Mutual friends.”
Dom nods, knowing nothing about mutual friendships in this business. He knows after the premiere next month Josh won’t remember his name.
Elijah leans close to Dom’s ear. “So, what are you doing after the party?”
5. The bathroom is dirtier than Dom expected, but he guesses that even celebrities are slobs.
Elijah’s mouth is quick and tastes of cloves and beer, and Dom hates the hint of ash, has never hooked up with a smoker before. But he’s not immune to making exceptions, and Elijah is his.
Dom’s fingers grip Elijah’s thin hips roughly, presses Elijah flat against the stall door. A string of obscenities float out of Elijah’s mouth as Dom pushes into him – fuckdamnbloodyhellfuckinga – and Dom wants to see that dirty little mouth put to better use. He crushes his lips against Elijah’s, all teethtongueflesh, lost against him.
Dom scribbles his number on a beer stained napkin for Elijah before leaving the party.
Author:
thepsychicclamRating: R
Pairing: Dom/Elijah
Summary: Five things that never happened to Dominic Monaghan
Disclaimer: Def. never happened
A/N: Written for
oneangrykate's "Five Things That Never Happened To" challenge. Thanks to impasto for the glance over and name.1. Dom walks into the audition, sweaty hands wiping furiously against his worn blue jeans. He needs to get this part badly. Hetty Wainthrop Investigates is ending soon and with a role in this movie he would really be going places, on his way out of Britain and straight to Hollywood.
A few days later he gets the call from his agent. He got the part and starts work in two weeks. So when a friend mentions an audition for some movie being filmed in New Zealand called Lord of the Rings, Dominic knows better than to even consider it.
2. Dom works on a movie with an American bloke named Josh Hartnett. The script is crap, but his agent tells him it gets his face out to the public, name associated with another rising Hollywood star. Dom just needs to keep food on the table.
Josh invites Dom to a party one night. He jumps at the chance to go, meet other important celebrities, place his foot in the door. Always trying to get ahead, make connections. And Dom is good at it, charming the right people in the right way. Only reason he’s gotten anywhere in this business.
3. Beautiful people everywhere, wearing Gucci and Armani and other designers Dom only dreams of owning maybe a scarf by one day. He tugs at his leather wrist cuffs and fingers the seam of his “I Poke Badgers With Spoons” T-Shirt.
A waiter offers him a beer – is it free? Of course, sir – and Dom accepts greedily. Takes advantage of this free beer while he can. Reap the benefits of having friends in the right circles.
Dom leans against a wall, bobbing his head in time with the thick electronic beat. He eyes a boy standing nearby.
“Hi. I’m Elijah Wood.”
4. Dom shakes Elijah’s hand and nods. Recognizes the name of course, Frodo from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Wasn’t I supposed to audition for that? Dom wonders briefly as Elijah rattles on about the music.
“Who’re you here with?” Elijah asks, grabbing another couple beers from a waiter and tipping him generously.
“Josh.” Dom accepts the beer and Elijah nods.
“That’s why I’m here,” Elijah explains. “Mutual friends.”
Dom nods, knowing nothing about mutual friendships in this business. He knows after the premiere next month Josh won’t remember his name.
Elijah leans close to Dom’s ear. “So, what are you doing after the party?”
5. The bathroom is dirtier than Dom expected, but he guesses that even celebrities are slobs.
Elijah’s mouth is quick and tastes of cloves and beer, and Dom hates the hint of ash, has never hooked up with a smoker before. But he’s not immune to making exceptions, and Elijah is his.
Dom’s fingers grip Elijah’s thin hips roughly, presses Elijah flat against the stall door. A string of obscenities float out of Elijah’s mouth as Dom pushes into him – fuckdamnbloodyhellfuckinga – and Dom wants to see that dirty little mouth put to better use. He crushes his lips against Elijah’s, all teethtongueflesh, lost against him.
Dom scribbles his number on a beer stained napkin for Elijah before leaving the party.