fellowshippers | Fic, Good enough to eat, Craig/Karl, NC-17

(Re-worked slightly. Posting on LJ only)

Title: Good enough to eat
Author: Nixxie
Pairing: Craig/Karl, implied Craig/Harry
Rating: NC17
E-mail address for feedback: nix@nixxe.co.uk
Disclaimers: No bottles of port were consumed whilst writing this fic. Oh yeah, and this is made up in case you were wondering!
Brief Summary: Karl and Craig discover main course is best.
Warnings: RPS fic, for those not in the know that means nice hunky men fucking each other (no-one said I had to be subtle did they?)

Authors note: Before you read please note that is in a different style to most fics, there are no thoughts, no actions, just conversations. I'm letting you use you imagination to fill in what they are doing, how they are feeling etc. yes there are big big hints in the wording, and the style of wording, but I'm letting your mind run loose, I hope you like it, Please feedback on whether you like this style or not!
And thanks to Angel for the Beta, as always you are a treasure...I need to polish you and put you on display somewhere!

Good enough to eat:

"More port?"

"Why not! Any port in a storm eh!" * Snort *

"Did you just snort?"

"Who me? No no, grown men don't snort!" * Snerk *

"Okay I'm going out on a limb here but that was definitely a snerk!"

"Way, way, too much port methinks!"

"Duh! It's a barbeque Karl, You're supposed to get drunk, that's the whole point!"

"I'm so glad we ditched the rabble and found this nice secluded bench! Kinda makes you wonder why Hugo has such a bench in his garden though! No view of the beach, no view of anything at all really! Just hedges and trees, good grief, you can't even see the house from here!"

"Yup, makes you think about what's gone on on this bench huh!"

"Frankly I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you!"

"Spoilsport!"

"Well, whilst were here there's something that's been bugging me, something I want to ask you Craig. And I guess if I ask you whilst I'm drunk I'll actually have the courage!"

"And the possible benefit of not remembering it tomorrow too! Top up?"

"Yes please. No, if I ask you this I want to be able to remember it in the morning, good or bad, really I do."

"Well, you've actually managed to get me intrigued...fire away! Don't mind if I have a tot more do you?"

"Oh...feel free. Well then, this question, it's just that...well...Jeez this is fucking hard man!"

"Nope, it's just plain old talking, you do it everyday...lots so I've noticed!"

"Thanks I'm sure! Vote of confidence and all! Right. Well. It's just...you and Harry...I mean...well, you're, you know...ummm...a couple?"

"Me and Harry! No way! I mean, yeah, we fuck around a bit. Fuck being the operative word there n all. But that's about it really. No strings or anything, just the occasional shag. Why? I mean, you're okay with all that yeah?"

"Oh, blokes n that? Yeah...I am...I mean...I"

"Karl, man, I'm as drunk as a skunk, the flowers are singing to me and you're still not making an ounce of sense here. Just look me in the eyes and say it for fucks sake...whatever it is!"

"I wanna...I mean, well, I've never...you know...with a bloke and that and...I thought, you...ahhh! Fuck! I just can't do this!"

"For clarifications sake here, you wanna try it. With a man. With me? Sex."

"In a nutshell."

"Well why the fuck didn't you just ask me!"

"I thought I just did! Kinda anyway!"

"Good God you look cute when you're drunk and confused! Did I ever tell you that before?"

"I don't think so somehow! I'm pretty dammed sure I would have remembered that!"

"So how long?"

"Huh?"

"How long have you been wanting to ask a man that?"

"Not just a man...not any man...You, Craig, only you. I've wanted you since you first smiled at me. You smiled and my world just...expanded. But then, you and Harry. Well, you always seemed so together, so close. When he looks into your eyes, he looks like..."

"Like?"

"Like he belongs, that's how I want to look into your eyes."

"Right!...Okay then..."

"And?"

"Hey, thinking here okay! All things considered a pretty big step n all you know! Virgins and all that!"

"I'm not a virgin Craig..."

"Ho yes you are Karly babe. Yes you are! Here, have the last of this bottle whilst I think some more. You might need it, Dutch courage n all."

"So...still thinking then?"

"Sure am! And my current thoughts are. A) Lovely and secluded though this bench is I'm sure a hobbit or three might come poking their noses in if we tried something here. B) Not really the place for a first time anyway, I'm chivalrous like that! C) Should I really be getting into all this, you know, de-flowering and so on, and D) Well, I haven't thought of a D yet, but I'm sure I will in time!"

"Hokay! I'll just finish this port whilst you decide on me future like!"

"Good man, nice and tipsy please!"

"Why... are you thinking I might need it?"

"Possibly leaning that way at the moment, you keep looking at me and I'm getting all distracted here! Jesus! Okay, how about a little experiment..."

"Umm, experiment?"

"Just a little one, on the lips, see how it goes kind of thing!"

"Okay then! Should I brace myself?"

" No, no. Just a light peck is all. Testing the water, so to speak."

"Okay!"

"Here goes..."

..........

"That was nice!"

"Yeah, I thought so too."

"Bit stubbly though!"

"You'll get used to that!"

"I will?"

"I think it would be kinda nice if you did n all."

"You do?"

"Well, that's the last of the port then?"

"Hmm, poor attempt at not answering, but we'll pretend I'm too drunk to notice huh! Probably time to go locate another bottle anyway!"

"Sounds like a plan. Also, I need to ask Hugo something."

"You do?"

"Yup, ask him if he's got a spare room I can borrow to fuck you in, somehow I think we need to do this here and now before either of us thinks of the consequences and backs out!"

"So, you've decided then?"

"Yuh-huh! Definitely going to de-flower you Karly me pal. Here. Tonight. But preferably with lots more port inside of the both us! Lets go find another bottle."

"Ummm. Can I have another experiment first?"

"Eager little virgin aren't ya!"

..................................................

"So where are we going exactly?"

"I talked to Hugo, not going into details obviously. Still made him laugh his sides off though!"

"Okay, that's going to be a nightmare to face in the morning!"

"Anyway, he says there is a room up here, a nice long way away from the party and any nosy Hobbity Elf types. Plus with the added bonus of a lockable door!"
"Sounds good!"

"And this should be it..."

"Nice! Good view from up here!"

"I couldn't agree more!"

"You haven't even looked out of the window yet!"

"It wasn't that view I was referring to."

"Ahh...So...What's next?"

"Well, first I lock the door...like this...then I take a deep breath and a last gulp of port, and then..."

"And then?"

"And then I kiss you."

........

"Mmmm, that was nice!"

"Still stubbly?"

"Getting used to it though! Harder."

"Err?"

"Kiss me harder."

"Mmm, Kinky Virgin!"

"Uh-huh! Only with blokes! Plenty of experience with birds I'll have you know!"

"Floozy virgin eh? I like it! Personally lots of experience with guys, pretty much zero with birds."

"Not your kinda thing?"

"Nope, tried and failed miserably, give me a nice horny young man any day!"

"You've got that right here."

"So I noticed."

"I noticed you'd noticed."

"Well, kissing is all well and good, but groping is better!"

"I can live with that! Mind if I join in the groping?"

"Feel free."

"Feel everywhere!"

"Good idea!"

"So, how should we do this?"

"Usual stuff...sticky out bit goes into sticky in bit."

"Graphic sex Ed not your strong point then! I mean, you know...Ahh Fuck!"

"How about I give you a little taster?"

"Taster? As in better than experiments?"

"Oh yeah! Tasters start down here."

"Ah! That kind of taster."

"Yu-huh. Just open this...hmm, no undies? Naughty virgin you!"

"Don't like them... too constricting!"

"And they certainly would get in the way of this..."

"Ahh, that's good! Nice taster!"

"Not done yet! This taster goes a long way yet."

"Jesus Christ! All of it! Fuck taster, this is a whole course!"

"Starter course then."

"I have a feeling this starter won't last long. Not the way you're gobbling it down. Ahhh!"

"Good. Time to let go Karly. A nice nibble here...a lick here...a bit off sucking. Just let go Karl, let it all go!"

"God, Craig! Fuck you look good down there...too good...won't last!"

"Then don't I'm here to pick up the pieces!"

"In there? I can't."

"Do it, I want you to."

"You want...oh...yes...more...there...I'm, I'm...aaahhh!"

"There you go! Good little virgin! Whoa, knees gone? Okay, here you are, nice bed to sit on till you get your breath back!"

"Uuh, Wow, Craig! That was totally wow! I mean, I've had blowjobs, but nothing compares! Jesus! You just...all of it!"

"Yup, lots of practice makes..."

"Perfect...totally perfect. I wouldn't even know where to start!"

"You wanna try?"

"I can? Can I?"

"Hmm, these clothes have got to go first..."

"Yours too, I want to se you, all of you...totally..."

"Hmmm, nice!"

"My thoughts exactly. Very nice!"

"So, you want to try a taster then?"

"Really?"

"Yeah, just a taster though. I want to save this for the main course!"

"So...I just...taste...here..."

"Oh yeah, Karl, Just there! Good. Now kissing is all well and good but how about you try licking."

"Licking? Like this?"

"Aaah, yeah! Licking very good mate! Now, I don't suppose you'd like to try a little sucking would you?"

"Sucking...yeah! That'd be..."

"Good! Oh...so Good! Ahh, rhythm! Good...aaah! Okay, better stop about there Karl. Unless you don't want main course...Of course!"

"Oh, I want. I want you...I want you in me"

"More drinks all round I think! Where's that bottle got to? Ahh, and our glasses, right, here you go, drink up like a helpful little virgin! Get it all down you."

"Side tracker you are! Bloody good stuff this though! So glad Hugo doesn't stint."

"Yeah, good hostess!"

"And that's another bottle finished then!"

"And what course is this exactly? The port course?"

"No my dear! Appetiser."

"Ahh, getting the virgin drunk and horny needs a whole course to itself."

"I'm glad to inform you that this particular virgin is now recklessly tipsy and ridiculously horny!"

"I take it you know the practicalities of what happens next then? The main course..."

"I am more than aware of the technicalities, just the practical has been lacking so far."

"So how would you like us to do this?"

"Ahhh, how would I like the main course arranged? I'd like to be able to see you Craig. I want to look into your eyes, I want to see everything."

"Sure! I'll try not to hurt, you know that don't you?"

"I know. I know it's going to anyway, but you'll make it all worthwhile!"

"You flatter me Karl! Now, just lie still on the bed here, let me take care of you for a while!"

"Ahhh, that's good! You're a great kisser you know, I...ahhh...Good nibbler too, I notice!"

"So glad you notice! How about this?"

"Mmmm, nice licking, chest licking, aaah, licking lower...lower...mmmm, nice and lower!"

"Yeah mate! Lower is good."

"Ooh...I..."

"Hey! Rendered you speechless then?"

"I think so! Good God that mouth should seriously come with a health hazard warning!"

"I'd never stay still long enough for them to slap a sticker on me!"

"So...what now?"

"Nervous?"

"That's a yes!"

"Try not to be. I want this to be special for you, Karl."

"It already is special, it's with you! I can't believe I just said that! How sloppy are we getting? And no more booze either! Fuck it!"

"Ah, that's what comes next...Fuck it!"

"Subtle as ever Craig!"

"As always! Hugo told me to check the top drawer of the cabinet for supplies, one wonders why he keeps them in here really!"

"Actually I'd rather not wonder if it's all the same to you! Right, we have a huge bottle of lube, WET? Is that a real name? And about a dozen assorted condoms!"

"Hmm, I doubt we'll need that many! Pass me one, and the bottle. Yum, strawberry flavour!"

"It comes in flavours? Jesus!"

"Lie back down Karl, that's it. Now, look at me...if you want to stop at any time, just tell me okay? I'll try to make this good for you. Now, stop looking at me like a scared rabbit and put your knees up...yup, that's it!"

"Like this?"

"Perfect. God you do look perfect. I think I'm really going to enjoy my main course."

"...What's that?"

"Relax babe, that is the tip of my finger, my very lube covered finger. That's some more, and that's all of it!"

"Whoa! Still. Stay still."

"...Okay...? Now, let me move, just a bit, out, then in...then..."

"Good grief! What the fuck was that?"

"That, my inexperienced little virgin, was my finger, oh so lightly brushing over your prostate."

"Wow!"

"Isn't it though?"

"I'd say! Definite wow factor. Again!"

"Little slut you!"

"Wow! Still wow! Ahhh...more?"

"Yeah, two fingers now, in, out, in, back out. Nice slow rhythm for you, and then rubbing over..."

"Wow again!...Ooh, stretching. Hurts a little."

"I've stopped. Just a little more okay?"

""Yeah, okay, move again."

"Okay, I'll go slowish still though. Just a little more stretching okay? That's some more lube, that should help a bit."

"Aah, cold! Good though."

"Used to two now?"

"I'd say so."

"Then lets try three, see how you like that!"

"Aaah, three!"

"Yeah! God you're tight though. Fuck! You little virgin arses always turn me on so good!"

"Glad to know you're as kinky as I always thought you were!"

"So, you're saying you wanted me to fuck you because you thought I was kinky?"

"Well, not just that! You just...smiled at me."

"Hmm, I'll have to remember that in the future, smiling at straight blokes, might make them want me to fuck them! Good for reference!"

"See, kinky! Ohh, God, Craig honey, stop a bit!"

"Too much? Sorry, talking distracted me."

"No, not too much, not really, just. Just...I need you to fuck me Craig. Now. Please!"

"Okay, hand me over the condom."

"I want to put it on you."

"Sure! I'll just scoot up here a bit. There. I'm sure you know how these things work by now!"

"Yeah, it's just different, putting it on another cock. There you go, and lube?"

"Uh-huh! Ahh, lightly does it though. I want this to last if you don't mind!"

"Fine by me! All done!"

"Good little virgin. Now. Not gonna be a virgin for much longer! Last chance to back out..."

"Fuck me Craig. Now!"

"Impatient fuck!"

"Christ do my legs really go that high?"

"Hey, you wanted this position Karl, you get to be the one with aching knees!"

"Do it."

"Your wish is my...Aah. Christ! Tight! God-damned fucking tight!"

"Whoa! Big. Very...aaah...big."

"So...glad you think so! Just a little more okay? And there..."

"Oh my God that feels so good!"

"Fuck yeah! Right, a little movement now I think, just a little light rocking, up and down. Good."

"Fuck yes, very good! Just more, need more."

"Anything for you Karly. Out. Almost all the way out..."

"Please, Christ Craig don't tease!"

"...And thrust."

"Yes! Oh yes! Thrust is good! More thrusts! Yes, aaah, Christ yes!"

"Ho yeah, I agree, nice this thrusting. Good rhythm! Not going to...last long here you realise!"

"Uuh, yeah! Fine by me. Fuck! No complaints here! What was that?"

"That...was a thrust and twist."

"Do it again!"

"Yes, oh fuck. So fucking tight. Too fucking much!"

"Do it Craig, make me come."

"Yes! Oh yes. Here let me just stroke you and..."

"Ahh, Craig. Yes! More, more, yes! I'm...yes......Aaaaaaah!"

" Kaaaarlllll. Fuck. Yes, Christ yes. Yesss..."

..........

"Well, that was..."

"Yes..."

"Very..."

"Totally."

"Wow!"

"Wow."

"I think I'm dead! Floating, totally floating!"

"I've got to pull out now. Gently does it. Okay?"

"Yeah! More than! Boneless, I feel completely boneless!"

"I've just going to raid the bathroom here, find a nice wet towel."

" K, I'll just lie here and pretend to be dead for a while!"

"Here you go, nice cool damp towel, just wipe you up a bit."

"So considerate."

"Yeah, considerate fuck. That's me!"

"What's for desert?"

"Eh?"

"Well, the port was an appetiser, the blowjob was a starter..."

"And you were just a fantastic main course!"

"So, what's for desert?"

"I think lying here, in each others arms and just breathing together for a bit sounds good. What do you think?"

"Sounds like heaven!"

"You totally are you know."

"What?"

"Good enough to eat!"

~Fin ~

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