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fellowshippers2004-02-19 11:41 pm
walksbyherself) wrote in fellowshippers2004-02-19 11:41 pm
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Behold, children, I return with fic in tow...
Title: Voice Mail
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Davelijah (and hints of another...XD)
Disclaimer: I don't know these boys or their sexuality. It's fiction, children. Flames will be used to heat my house.
Author's note: Wrote this in my AP Government class in the back of my notebook over the past few days. Thought I'd share.
"Hi, David? It's Elijah...um, yeah, so a bunch of us were going to grab some drinks and we wondered if you wanted to come. Hope to see you there!"
"...David? Lijah. Good thing we don't have to shoot today, huh? For the record, don't ever tell me what was in those shots. I don't want to know...Somebody did get Orlando home, right? Viggo? Dom? No...I think it was Vig...Just give me a call when you wake up. Maybe we can grab some breakfast...lunch...whatever. Talk to you later."
"Hey, Dave, it's Lij. What was wrong today? You just seemed shaken up about something before they had your stand-in do the sword take. Was it...Call me if you want to talk."
"Dave--listen up. The Helm's Deep shoot just wrapped; Bernard's throwing a secret cast party. I'm going to crash it. Wanna come?"
"...Bernard throws one hell of a party. Looked like we weren't the only ones with party crashing ideas; the place was packed. Hey, who was that blond chick Viggo made out with all night? And...am I wearing your shirt?"
"......oh, shit, is this thing recording? Jesus, Dave, I don't remember any of that about last night. I don't usually get sick...Don't worry about my shirt, didn't like it much anyway. I'll give yours back once I've had a chance to--Wait...what did you mean when you said Orlando was wearing his wig at the party last night? Are you telling me that blond chick was--"
MESSAGE TIME EXCEEDED.
NEXT MESSAGE.
"Hey, Dave...I can't believe it's over...Sean, Andy and I start shooting Cirith Ungol on Monday. I won't see you till...I don't know when, so...God, I sound like an idiot, but do you want to go to dinner or something? Give me a call and let me know."
"Dave? Where are you? Look, I'm not sorry about last night, but if you are--...call me when you get this message. Please."
"Dave, it's been two weeks. What's going on? I need to talk to you. You can't avoid me forever...I miss you."
"Dave, it's me. I'm outside your trailer and it's raining like a bitch. Are you in there? I know you probably don't want to see me, but...I want to see you and we can't just keep going on like this. If you're there, open the door, please? It's cold out here. Dave--...oh. Hi."
"Sorry I had to leave before you woke up. We're shooting at a location two hours out, and then if you factor in Feet...Pete says we should be done for the day around seven. See you when I get back?"
TO ERASE THIS MESSAGE, PRESS SEVEN.
TO SAVE THIS MESSAGE, PRESS--
MESSAGE SAVED FOR THIRTY DAYS.
END OF MESSAGES.
Thanks for reading. Comments appreciated.
Title: Voice Mail
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Davelijah (and hints of another...XD)
Disclaimer: I don't know these boys or their sexuality. It's fiction, children. Flames will be used to heat my house.
Author's note: Wrote this in my AP Government class in the back of my notebook over the past few days. Thought I'd share.
"Hi, David? It's Elijah...um, yeah, so a bunch of us were going to grab some drinks and we wondered if you wanted to come. Hope to see you there!"
"...David? Lijah. Good thing we don't have to shoot today, huh? For the record, don't ever tell me what was in those shots. I don't want to know...Somebody did get Orlando home, right? Viggo? Dom? No...I think it was Vig...Just give me a call when you wake up. Maybe we can grab some breakfast...lunch...whatever. Talk to you later."
"Hey, Dave, it's Lij. What was wrong today? You just seemed shaken up about something before they had your stand-in do the sword take. Was it...Call me if you want to talk."
"Dave--listen up. The Helm's Deep shoot just wrapped; Bernard's throwing a secret cast party. I'm going to crash it. Wanna come?"
"...Bernard throws one hell of a party. Looked like we weren't the only ones with party crashing ideas; the place was packed. Hey, who was that blond chick Viggo made out with all night? And...am I wearing your shirt?"
"......oh, shit, is this thing recording? Jesus, Dave, I don't remember any of that about last night. I don't usually get sick...Don't worry about my shirt, didn't like it much anyway. I'll give yours back once I've had a chance to--Wait...what did you mean when you said Orlando was wearing his wig at the party last night? Are you telling me that blond chick was--"
MESSAGE TIME EXCEEDED.
NEXT MESSAGE.
"Hey, Dave...I can't believe it's over...Sean, Andy and I start shooting Cirith Ungol on Monday. I won't see you till...I don't know when, so...God, I sound like an idiot, but do you want to go to dinner or something? Give me a call and let me know."
"Dave? Where are you? Look, I'm not sorry about last night, but if you are--...call me when you get this message. Please."
"Dave, it's been two weeks. What's going on? I need to talk to you. You can't avoid me forever...I miss you."
"Dave, it's me. I'm outside your trailer and it's raining like a bitch. Are you in there? I know you probably don't want to see me, but...I want to see you and we can't just keep going on like this. If you're there, open the door, please? It's cold out here. Dave--...oh. Hi."
"Sorry I had to leave before you woke up. We're shooting at a location two hours out, and then if you factor in Feet...Pete says we should be done for the day around seven. See you when I get back?"
TO ERASE THIS MESSAGE, PRESS SEVEN.
TO SAVE THIS MESSAGE, PRESS--
MESSAGE SAVED FOR THIRTY DAYS.
END OF MESSAGES.
Thanks for reading. Comments appreciated.
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Re: more jokes
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thanks
:)
Awesome
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Would you mind me archiving it at my site (http://fandoms.broken-road.net)? I'd LOVE to add it to the fics there.
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Yes, please! Thank you so much!!
[self promotion]
Actually, I have another Davelijah piece on
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Thanks again!!
~Kat
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I'll get your story up first thing tomorrow. I have umm... like 4 other stories to archive as well.
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Here is my first Davelijah piece. Enjoy; archive if you want.
~Kat
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1. What should I put as your name?
2. What site should I link your name to? Website? Livejournal?
3. What's your email?
4. Should I make your email public for feedback?
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gah, was going answer this sooner.
1. Kat
2. link to lj is good
3. KatLady186@aol.com
4. sure, i love feedback XD
~Kat