Drabble: Old (100 words)

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Drabble time!  (100 words)
Title: Old
Author: HMC
Rating: PG for implied slashyness
Pairing: Monaboyd
Notes: Dialogue only.

 

 

“Oh God.  Oh *God.*”

 

“Mm? What? What’s wrong?”

 

“I just realized something.”

 

“*What* Dom?”

 

“I’m gonna be thirty soon.”

 

“Christ....”

 

“Thirty years old.  No longer in my twenties.  That’s....”

 

“Not for almost three years, Dom.  Go back to sleep.”

 

“Thirty.... That’s so....”

 

“Don’t you dare say it.  I’m serious.  If you say what I think you’re gonna say....”

 

“....old.”

 

“You absolute cunt.  C’mere!  Old, aye??”

 

“Ack!  Thirty!!  I’ll be old and gray!  I’ll need old person diapers! And a wheelchair!!”

 

“I’ll show you old!  Come *here!*”

 

“Ahh! Billy!!  No tickling!!”

 

“Who’s old??”

 

“Not you!!  Now get off!!”

 

“....”

 

“....”

 

“....Whipper-snapper.”