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Title: Time Machine
Rating: N for nonsense
Pairing: Monaboyd
Summary: Dom and Billy have a fight
Disclaimer: Don’t Own, Don’t know, Don’t sue
Authors: Me and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sheselectric, billylovesdom@hotmail.com
AN: This is what happens when two people stay up on the phone until nearly two in the morning
Feedback: I love it, but, alas, it is not necessary
Billy came in and looked around puzzled. He sniffed. Dom was cooking. This couldn’t be good. “Um Dom?”
“In the kitchen Bills.”
Billy went into the kitchen and stared. Dominic was naked. ‘Um, Dom?”
Dominic turned around and grinned. “Damn! You’re never going to want to hump again when I’m done humping your ass!”
Billy groaned and rolled his eyes. “Dom…would you…not think about sex for five seconds in your life and tell me why you’re naked?”
“Because I forgot to put on clothes today.”
“You…forgot…to put on clothes?”
“Yes, I forgot to put on clothes this morning.”
“How do you forget to put on clothes in the morning?”
“”I just did. Now, I’m baking you a cake! Aren’t you going to say anything?”
“You’ve been walking around naked all day?”
“Yes, Billy—”
“You baked the cake naked?”
“Yes, what are we doing? Playing 21 questions?”
“I’m so not eating that cake.”
Dominic looked at Billy offended. “I slaved over this cake for you and you’re not going to eat it?”
“You baked it naked, Dom. Of Course I’m not going to eat it.”
Dom sat quiet thinking, trying to figure out how to work this. “Dom...Dom...”
Dom grinned as a revelation swept over his features. “Ahha!”
Billy raised his eyebrows. “Uh-oh.”
“I have a time machine.”
“You...have a time machine?”
“Yes. I can go back in time and remind myself to put on clothes in the morning and then you can eat the cake I baked for you!”
“You do not have a time machine.”
“I do too!”
“You do not.”
“Yes I do.”
“No you don’t”
“Yes I do.”
“Dominic, time travel is impossible.”
“How do you know I don’t have a time machine?”
“Because time travel is impossible!”
“No it’s not. I have a time machine.”
“Dominic…”
“You can’t prove that I don’t have a time machine.”
“And you can’t prove that you do have a time machine.”
“Yes I can.”
“Fine prove it.”
“I can’t prove it now…you’re watching me.”
“DOMINIC!”
“What?”
Dominic put on his best innocent face.
“You do not have a time machine, you can’t prove to me that you have one. I’m going to go take a shower. You…put on clothes.”
“Um, I have a time machine.”
“Dominic…You don’t have a time machine. You’re being ridiculous.”
“I can tell you why the dinosaurs died.”
Billy sighed, realizing this was a never-ending battle. “Fine, Dominic. Why?”
“Because you touch yourself at night.”
“You…you are fucking ridiculous. You’ve lost your bleeding mind.”
“It’s true! The dinosaurs all died because you touch yourself before you go to sleep.”
“Drop it.”
“I do have a time machine. You have to eat my cake.”
“I do not have to eat that cake.”
“You. Have. To. Eat. My. Cake.”
“Why?”
“You just do.”
Billy went upstairs, Dominic following him. Billy shut the bathroom door while Dominic put on some pants and went back downstairs. Billy came back down after his shower and sat down at the counter, staring at the cooling cake. “Dom? Where are you now?”
Dominic came in the kitchen and set a present in Billys’ lap. “Happy anniversary!”
Billys’ eyes went wide. “Um, Dom…I forgot…”
“You FORGOT?!”
Billy winced. “I…I…”
“How could you forget our four-year-anniversary Billy?!”
Dominic stormed out of the kitchen. “You’re sleeping on the couch Billy!”
“Um, Dom, we don’t have a couch.”
Dominic spun around. “What do you mean we don’t have a couch? How can we not have a couch? We have a blender but we don’t have a couch? What are we ever going to need a blender for Billy?”
“We have a blender because I like smoothies.”
“What?! I bake you a cake and you’ve never once made me a smoothie! Am I not worthy of your smoothies Billy? Do I not deserve a fruit smoothie?”
“And we’re back to ridiculous. What is with you?”
“You’re being a jerk, William Boyd!”
Billy shook his head. “Dom, how can I make this up to you.”
“Apologize for forgetting our anniversary and admit I have a time machine.”
“You do not have a time machine.”
“Yes I do!”
“No you don’t…Damn it Dominic.”
“Say it!”
“I’m sorry I forgot our anniversary, but you do not have a time machine. You’ve lost your marbles, but silly me, I’m assuming you have them in the first place!”
“I have not lost my marbles! Me and Elijah play with them all the time.”
“You and Elijah play marbles?”
“Of course we play marbles!”
Billy gave Dominic a very skeptical look. “Dom…you’re acting like a freaking jaded housewife.”
“I am a jaded housewife. You don’t love me, you mistreat me and you’re probably planning on leaving me for another man, or a woman…” Dominics eyes lit up. “Or worse! Elijah! You’re planning on leaving me for Elijah aren’t you!?”
Billy rolled his eyes. “I am not planning on leaving you for another man or a woman or Elijah. If I was going to leave you I’d leave you for someone like Orlando. He’s prettier than you.”
Dominic scowled. “That’s it, I’m going to use my time machine to go back in time and remind myself to not date you.”
“And who would you pick over me?”
“I don’t know, someone who wouldn’t forget our anniversary”
“I’m sorry I forgot our anniversary, Dom. I really am…”
“How do you want to make it up to me?”
“Sex?”
“No, admit I have a time machine!”
“No.”
Dominic scowled again. “Fine you’re not sleeping in my bed.”
Dominic turned and went upstairs leaving a very defeated Billy downstairs. Billy followed and knocked on the door. “What!?”
Billy sighed and looked at the ceiling as if asking God to get him out of this mess. “May I borrow your time machine?”
Rating: N for nonsense
Pairing: Monaboyd
Summary: Dom and Billy have a fight
Disclaimer: Don’t Own, Don’t know, Don’t sue
Authors: Me and
sheselectric, billylovesdom@hotmail.comAN: This is what happens when two people stay up on the phone until nearly two in the morning
Feedback: I love it, but, alas, it is not necessary
Billy came in and looked around puzzled. He sniffed. Dom was cooking. This couldn’t be good. “Um Dom?”
“In the kitchen Bills.”
Billy went into the kitchen and stared. Dominic was naked. ‘Um, Dom?”
Dominic turned around and grinned. “Damn! You’re never going to want to hump again when I’m done humping your ass!”
Billy groaned and rolled his eyes. “Dom…would you…not think about sex for five seconds in your life and tell me why you’re naked?”
“Because I forgot to put on clothes today.”
“You…forgot…to put on clothes?”
“Yes, I forgot to put on clothes this morning.”
“How do you forget to put on clothes in the morning?”
“”I just did. Now, I’m baking you a cake! Aren’t you going to say anything?”
“You’ve been walking around naked all day?”
“Yes, Billy—”
“You baked the cake naked?”
“Yes, what are we doing? Playing 21 questions?”
“I’m so not eating that cake.”
Dominic looked at Billy offended. “I slaved over this cake for you and you’re not going to eat it?”
“You baked it naked, Dom. Of Course I’m not going to eat it.”
Dom sat quiet thinking, trying to figure out how to work this. “Dom...Dom...”
Dom grinned as a revelation swept over his features. “Ahha!”
Billy raised his eyebrows. “Uh-oh.”
“I have a time machine.”
“You...have a time machine?”
“Yes. I can go back in time and remind myself to put on clothes in the morning and then you can eat the cake I baked for you!”
“You do not have a time machine.”
“I do too!”
“You do not.”
“Yes I do.”
“No you don’t”
“Yes I do.”
“Dominic, time travel is impossible.”
“How do you know I don’t have a time machine?”
“Because time travel is impossible!”
“No it’s not. I have a time machine.”
“Dominic…”
“You can’t prove that I don’t have a time machine.”
“And you can’t prove that you do have a time machine.”
“Yes I can.”
“Fine prove it.”
“I can’t prove it now…you’re watching me.”
“DOMINIC!”
“What?”
Dominic put on his best innocent face.
“You do not have a time machine, you can’t prove to me that you have one. I’m going to go take a shower. You…put on clothes.”
“Um, I have a time machine.”
“Dominic…You don’t have a time machine. You’re being ridiculous.”
“I can tell you why the dinosaurs died.”
Billy sighed, realizing this was a never-ending battle. “Fine, Dominic. Why?”
“Because you touch yourself at night.”
“You…you are fucking ridiculous. You’ve lost your bleeding mind.”
“It’s true! The dinosaurs all died because you touch yourself before you go to sleep.”
“Drop it.”
“I do have a time machine. You have to eat my cake.”
“I do not have to eat that cake.”
“You. Have. To. Eat. My. Cake.”
“Why?”
“You just do.”
Billy went upstairs, Dominic following him. Billy shut the bathroom door while Dominic put on some pants and went back downstairs. Billy came back down after his shower and sat down at the counter, staring at the cooling cake. “Dom? Where are you now?”
Dominic came in the kitchen and set a present in Billys’ lap. “Happy anniversary!”
Billys’ eyes went wide. “Um, Dom…I forgot…”
“You FORGOT?!”
Billy winced. “I…I…”
“How could you forget our four-year-anniversary Billy?!”
Dominic stormed out of the kitchen. “You’re sleeping on the couch Billy!”
“Um, Dom, we don’t have a couch.”
Dominic spun around. “What do you mean we don’t have a couch? How can we not have a couch? We have a blender but we don’t have a couch? What are we ever going to need a blender for Billy?”
“We have a blender because I like smoothies.”
“What?! I bake you a cake and you’ve never once made me a smoothie! Am I not worthy of your smoothies Billy? Do I not deserve a fruit smoothie?”
“And we’re back to ridiculous. What is with you?”
“You’re being a jerk, William Boyd!”
Billy shook his head. “Dom, how can I make this up to you.”
“Apologize for forgetting our anniversary and admit I have a time machine.”
“You do not have a time machine.”
“Yes I do!”
“No you don’t…Damn it Dominic.”
“Say it!”
“I’m sorry I forgot our anniversary, but you do not have a time machine. You’ve lost your marbles, but silly me, I’m assuming you have them in the first place!”
“I have not lost my marbles! Me and Elijah play with them all the time.”
“You and Elijah play marbles?”
“Of course we play marbles!”
Billy gave Dominic a very skeptical look. “Dom…you’re acting like a freaking jaded housewife.”
“I am a jaded housewife. You don’t love me, you mistreat me and you’re probably planning on leaving me for another man, or a woman…” Dominics eyes lit up. “Or worse! Elijah! You’re planning on leaving me for Elijah aren’t you!?”
Billy rolled his eyes. “I am not planning on leaving you for another man or a woman or Elijah. If I was going to leave you I’d leave you for someone like Orlando. He’s prettier than you.”
Dominic scowled. “That’s it, I’m going to use my time machine to go back in time and remind myself to not date you.”
“And who would you pick over me?”
“I don’t know, someone who wouldn’t forget our anniversary”
“I’m sorry I forgot our anniversary, Dom. I really am…”
“How do you want to make it up to me?”
“Sex?”
“No, admit I have a time machine!”
“No.”
Dominic scowled again. “Fine you’re not sleeping in my bed.”
Dominic turned and went upstairs leaving a very defeated Billy downstairs. Billy followed and knocked on the door. “What!?”
Billy sighed and looked at the ceiling as if asking God to get him out of this mess. “May I borrow your time machine?”