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Title: Coming Out Of The Cupboard
Author:

sheselectric
Rating: PG
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Summary: Dom doesn't know Billy's favorite ice cream, he must be punished.
Disclaimer: This almost kinda happened, hahaha.
Author Notes: Billy said that he once locked Dom in a cupboard for bringing him the wrong ice cream. So I deiced I'd write what happened for them. It sucks. lol Because I wrote it quick and giggling the whole way. XD But hey, at least some of it really did happen! I posted this last night at

monaboyd, so sorry for those of you who've seen it already. ;) Happy reading.

It was a normal New Zealand afternoon. The sky was a clear blue but it was surprising chilly outside and Billy considered it a perfect day to have off. He found it even more perfect when Dom called him and invited himself over for an afternoon of watching movies. Billy laid across his couch with the channel changer in his lap waiting for Dom to walk in. A few seconds later the door opened and Dom walked in holding two containers.

"I come baring gifts."

Billy peered over as Dom walked towards and tossed the container on his lap. Billy looked at it. "Ice cream, perfect."

Dom grinned and sat on the arm chair, opening his container of ice cream. Billy looked to his and then looked up quickly. "You got me the wrong ice cream."

Dom looked up from his. "Um? You never told me what you wanted?"

"Still." Billy protested standing up and putting his ice cream on the table besides him. "You should know my favorite ice cream. Best friends should know favorite ice cream flavors."

Dom laughed as Billy walked in front of him. "We're not an old married couple Billy, I'm sorry I don't know your favorite ice cream flavor."

A wicked grin plastered across Billy's face. "This deserves punishment."

Dom raised an eye brow and laughed. "Punishment? All right Dr Evil, let's see you punish me."

Judging by size, Dominic was a bit taller then Billy and most likely weight a bit more then him as well but Billy had Scots men in his blood and at his own accord counted for something. He forcefully started pushing the arm chair with Dom still sitting in it, across the room and towards the hallway.

Dom laughed his way there. "You're pushing me towards a hallway. You're unbelievable."

Dom's laughter filled Billy's ears but came to a stop as Billy reached the hallway. With one giant heave he managed to push the chair over and send Dom flying forward and landing on the floor. In a quick, cat like movement, Billy was over the chair and dragging Dom, by his shirt, all the way to his room. He couldn't tell if Dom was really crying out or laughing but to Billy this didn't matter. He was going to punish Dom the only way he could think of - dragging him into his bed room and shoving him in his cupboard.

When they arrived into the bedroom Billy ran to the cupboard and shoved over his cloths and things, making sure there was enough room to shove Dom inside. By the time he was done, Dom was already on his feet laughing all the way. Billy walked behind him and shoved him forward and right into the cupboard.

"You've got to be kidding me," Dom muffled as Billy pushed him in there and shut the door.

"Nope. Your punishment is being locked in my cupboard. For as long as it takes for you to learn my favorite ice cream."

Billy could hear Dom start to shift around. "I'd help if you gave me some hints."

"No hints for you.. Harry Potter." Billy laughed at his own joke. He had a feeling Dom was rolling his eyes.

"Funny Bills. Really funny. Come on, it's dark in here."

"Scared of the dark?"

"No. But your shoes smell."

"My shoes do not smell."

"Then it must be your pants."

Billy thought for a second. "No, then it's my shoes. Start naming ice cream flavors or you're gonna be in there for a while."

He could hear Dom shift around and then suddenly stop. "Chocolate?"

"That's what you brought me."

"Vanilla?"

"Do I sound that plan to you?"

"Chocolate chip cookie dough."

"No but that sounds good."

"Well, thanks to you it's splattered all over your carpet by the hallway."

"Keep guessing, cupboard boy."

"Mint?"

"I think I should video tape this."

"Because I'm sure my grandchildren will love to hear bout the time you locked me in a cupboard over ice cream. Butter Pecan?"

"I was thinking more of the fans would get a kick out of seeing this."

"That turtle crap? Wanker."

"Give me a minute."

Billy set off towards the living room and grabbed the camcorder. He turned it on and entered back into his room.

"What you are witnessing," he said speaking loudly so the microphone would pick him up, "is one Dominic Monaghan overpowered by yours truly, one Billy Boyd, and forced into my cupboard because he did not bring me the correct ice cream. Anything to say Dominic?"

"Bugger off, wanker."

"Now we're going to have to invest in bleeps. You're still guessing I believe?"

"I don't know any other ice cream flavors."

"Jeez, you're limited in your ice cream knowledge."

"How about I give you something else in return?"

Billy thought for a second. "What?"

"Turn the camera off and I might tell you."

Billy raised an eyebrow and put the camera down besides him on the bed but keeping the recording button on. "It's off."

"I'll do anything you want."

"You're pretty desperate to come out of the cupboard."

"Or closet."

Billy was silent for a second and walked over to the doors. "What?"

Dom didn't say anything for a minute either and Billy was almost worried. Then he heard Dom shift inside. "Nothing." Billy flung open the cupboard doors.

"What were you going to say?"

Dom looked at him oddly. "Nothing, honestly."

Billy didn't take that for an answer but instead pushed himself inside the cupboard and smashed his lips against Dom's. At first he thought Dom was struggling to pull away but he realized Dom was grabbing the back of the cupboard for support. Billy pulled away after a second. Dom looked at him with a grin. "Can I come out of the cupboard now?"

"Literally or metaphorically?"

Dom jumped out and onto Billy. Sending them both falling backwards with Dom's lips struggling to fit against Billy's again. "Why can't it be both?" He said against Billy's lips before kissing him again. Billy broke away and giggled.

"Strawberry, by the way."

Dom laughed. "I will remember that for next time." And kissed him again.