ficlet: The Pitfalls of Entrepreneurship (Bean/Dominic, pg)

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The Pitfalls of Entrepreneurship
by: stormatdusk
pairing: bean/dominic
rating: pg
disclaimer: this is only fiction; it's completely untrue.
warnings: silliness
summary: dom finds trouble on the internet.




*clickety tappity click click*

OFFER OF A LIFETIME: SEAN BEAN'S KNICKERS

FOR SALE: One pair genuine, gently loved Calvin Klein boxers. Neon pink with white "Man's Man" logo printed in large swirly font, with two intertwined hearts in background. Yeah, sappy, I know, but he loved em. I had to buy a dozen to get them to do the custom order, so he'll never miss this one pair. They're super soft and feel wonderful against the skin, though they never seem to stay on for long. *wink* Come on, people, it's the Sacred Arse! Let's see some bidding wars; mamma needs a new JetSki and a - -

"AHEM."

*laptop slams shut*

"Sean! You're home! How was your day?"

"Dominic, wot were yeh doin' at eBay?"

"Uh, nothing, nothing at all...."

"Nothin' except trying to sell me underkecks again. You're a bad boy, you are."

"Oh, come now, what's with the Villainous Bean Glare™? Wouldn't really a'done it, luv. Just fun to tweak ya."

"Perhaps not, no. But yeh deserve a proper spankin' regardless, don't you agree?"

"Woooot! Race ya to the bedroom!"


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