ext_29511 ([identity profile] pecos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fellowshippers2007-05-03 12:04 am
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Astin's Diary - 16

TITLE: Safety Dance – Men Without Hobbit Feet
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes



Tuesday the Twenty-fourth
Number of times Phillipa has whispered in my ear that she thinks ‘Sam is a hottie’: 8

---I’d like to reiterate that illustration on the preceding page was not my doing. I did not draw Gandalf butt-humping a Hobbit, who looks alarmingly like Billy’s Pippin, nor did I sketch the disconcertingly anatomically enhanced Bill the Pony looking on as if he were about to join the fun. I do not even own a red pen, as they are not legal for writing checks or signing receipts. Whoever has been graffitti-ing my journal is childish and purile---

11am – My tummy is still upset from that ‘jerk’ chicken we had at lunch yesterday. Am glad that Dom took the time to explain that it was the name of the dish and not a rude remark left for the Chef, even though it did make me sick. More fiber should do the trick. Will look for apples and salad at lunch.

Filming a few set-ups of the four Hobbits on Weathertop today. I am in fine acting form even though dealing with delicate stomach. Must be a professional.

Prop backpack seemed strangely heavy. Finally opened it up on break, and found several Very Large rocks inside. Also a red pen. Suspect Elijah Wood and cohorts.

Viggo tells me that J.R.D. has bought a sailboat, and will be taking some of the cast out for day-trip on Sunday. Have not received a formal invitation yet, but he’ll surely want to invite the girls and myself. I wonder if you have to wear white to go yachting? Do I own anything all white except tennis outfit?

---ALL RIGHT! Whoever is drawing in my journal, KNOCK IT OFF! Sam Gamgee would NEVER do that to any animal, especially not his friend Bill! It is disgusting and rude! Furthermore – Sam is NOT THAT FAT!---


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