eeek! I am so behind in my reading and my feedback. Forgive me! And you are being SO sneaky with this chapter. You give us back our beloved Toaster and have Orlando shine it up all nice and pretty. You try to distract us by letting us in on the fact that Elijah gets all hot and bothered over Bean as Boromir. You tease us with all sorts of details about the lists that Orlando keeps on the fridge. You give us the hilarious scene of Orlando with Viggo's Tweety Bird boxers on his head and the whole Viggo/Orlando/Legolas thing. All of this hoping we won't notice that VIGGO HAS TWEETY BIRD BOXERS!!!! And not only does he have them, he WEARS THEM!!! (and we know this because they are in the laundry). Viggo, suave and mature and artistic Viggo wears Tweety Bird Boxers!!! And you just toss that little tidbit in and think that by having Orlando wear them on his head and pretend to be Legolas we will be so distracted by our giggles that we won't fully grasp the fact that VIGGO HAS TWEETY BIRD BOXERS!!!! But the game is up: Viggo is the equal to Orlando in terms of geekiness. Yup, the game is over. Viggo's inner geek has now been fully established.