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Astin's Diary 12
TITLE: Safety Dance – Men Without Hobbit Feet
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
SAFETY DANCE – Men Without Hobbit Feet 12
Wednesday the eleventh.
Number of time Peter has called Viggo Aragorn: 4!
9:36am – Bernard Hill is still steering a wide path around me. Good. I really WILL pop him in his great big nose if he doesn’t make good on his promise to apologize to Elijah. Got pretty good at hitting people bigger than me while growing up with my brother Mac.
9:48 – And Liv Tyler was just here again – apparently for the sole purpose of making Richard Taylor stutter and the crewmen pant. She zeroed in on Sean Bean, and made such a fuss over how ‘pretty’ his costume is and touching and rubbing the fabric and all that he finally had to make an escape.Probably had more ‘wood’ than Elijah!
9:52 – Orlando is pouting that his ‘Elf Princess’ is dabbling with ‘Men’ again. He then asked her to help him adjust his leggings. This entire cast needs some serious therapy. Can’t wait until Miranda Otto arrives – I’ve read her part and it’s going to be dynamite!
9:54 - we may never roll film again at this rate. Camera trouble. Hobbits are playing Tig.
10:15 – And Liv is BACK again to show off a gown they were fitting her in. She needs her bosom padded, but I’M not going to be the one to say it. Or maybe they’re going for a more classical, Greek look for Arwen…XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
10:16 – take advantage of the delay to call Christine and see how her day is going. She suggests burgers for dinner. Wonder if they make burgers out of kangaroo in Australia? If they did it would probably be dangerous to eat them, since EVERYTHING in Australia is trying to kill you.
11:37 – Did I remember my pills this morning? Better take two tomorrow, just to be on the safe side.
11:39 – And now Orlando has Sean Bean helping him with the creeping crotch in his costume leggings! AM I THE ONLY STRAIGHT MAN IN NEW ZEALAND?
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes
SAFETY DANCE – Men Without Hobbit Feet 12
Wednesday the eleventh.
Number of time Peter has called Viggo Aragorn: 4!
9:36am – Bernard Hill is still steering a wide path around me. Good. I really WILL pop him in his great big nose if he doesn’t make good on his promise to apologize to Elijah. Got pretty good at hitting people bigger than me while growing up with my brother Mac.
9:48 – And Liv Tyler was just here again – apparently for the sole purpose of making Richard Taylor stutter and the crewmen pant. She zeroed in on Sean Bean, and made such a fuss over how ‘pretty’ his costume is and touching and rubbing the fabric and all that he finally had to make an escape.
9:52 – Orlando is pouting that his ‘Elf Princess’ is dabbling with ‘Men’ again. He then asked her to help him adjust his leggings. This entire cast needs some serious therapy. Can’t wait until Miranda Otto arrives – I’ve read her part and it’s going to be dynamite!
9:54 - we may never roll film again at this rate. Camera trouble. Hobbits are playing Tig.
10:15 – And Liv is BACK again to show off a gown they were fitting her in. She needs her bosom padded, but I’M not going to be the one to say it. Or maybe they’re going for a more classical, Greek look for Arwen…XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
10:16 – take advantage of the delay to call Christine and see how her day is going. She suggests burgers for dinner. Wonder if they make burgers out of kangaroo in Australia? If they did it would probably be dangerous to eat them, since EVERYTHING in Australia is trying to kill you.
11:37 – Did I remember my pills this morning? Better take two tomorrow, just to be on the safe side.
11:39 – And now Orlando has Sean Bean helping him with the creeping crotch in his costume leggings! AM I THE ONLY STRAIGHT MAN IN NEW ZEALAND?

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*snickers*
I'm still enjoying this series MUCHLY!
*AHHHHAHHHAHHAHHA*
And when people like you write fics like this, it's hard to stay away!
Sean Astin is one of my favorite people and your Sean sounds much as imagine he would.
Thanks for the laughs!
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Re: *AHHHHAHHHAHHAHHA*
I was actually lucky enough to spend a day with Sean Astin once. I wrote about it in my journal here:
http://pecos.livejournal.com/29081.html#cutid1
Re: *AHHHHAHHHAHHAHHA*
I've been a fan of Astin's since 'The Goonies' and it's because of his 'There and Back Again: An Actor's Tale' that I'm the Rings fan that I am now. He mentioned the bit where Serkis yanked off the wig, I wanted to see that part, the only version I could lay hands on was the four-disc extended collection, one documentary led to another and the short version is that I've ended up owning the whole trilogy (3 times), got a new copy of the books and rediscovered a part of myself that I gave up on too long ago.
And all of it I blame (joyfully) on Sean Patrick Astin.
Thanks again for the giggles and I hope we meet one day!
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I'm afraid you may just be, Mr. Astin. lol!!
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I (sadly) just discovered this and have been backtracking your journal (read: stalking) to read all the other 'journal entries' you've written.
You, darling, are a h00t!
*mushes you*