ext_29511 ([identity profile] pecos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fellowshippers2007-03-08 11:51 pm
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Astin's Diary 8

TITLE: Safety Dance – Men Without Hobbit Feet
AUTHOR: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
RATING: PG for silliness and naughty language
FEEDBACK: remember the golden rule, (please!)
DISCLAIMER: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
WHO’S IN IT?: People whom I’ve never met
and hold no actual grudge against
NOTE: I’m pretty sure Sean Astin is actually a
really nice guy. Ditto the other dudes


SAFETY DANCE – Men Without Hobbit Feet 8



Tuesday the Third.
Number of days since the Kakapo Debacle: 14

6:00am – finally going to get a chance to play that CD my father sent me! ‘The Polka Kings’ ought to do the trick on Elijah and Dom! They’ll be BEGGING me to take it off. That is when I will issue my List of Demands about Music in the Morning.

6:18 – I CANNOT believe that Elijah Wood likes Polka. Little twerp.

6:19 – Billy is actually nodding his head, and Dom is DANCING. If Ian pipes up with compliments I will kill myself. Seriously. I will ingest copious amounts of foot glue.

6:23 – threw the rotten Polka disk out the door. (Of course I’ll go find it and pick it up later – one does not pollute New Zealand, even in Miramar). Need new plan.

7:08 – Must save List of Demands for later. Having coffee (decaf, low-fat milk, one ice cube) and checking script changes. Should just get these memorized before Phillippa and Fran change them again.

7:15 – Viggo was just here. He pointed out that I don’t need to learn EVERYONE’S lines. Said that maybe just my own, or perhaps just the Hobbits lines should keep me busy. Viggo is clearly a head case. I’d call him a hippy, but my political stance is every bit as liberal as his (as we’ve determined with much discussion) so perhaps the term should be ‘bohemian’.

7:16 – PLUS he smells terrible again, like those darkroom chemicals, but mixed with leather and horse and sweaty costume funk.

7:20 – Heading to set.

7:22 – ran into Orlando as he’s going to get his hair done. He smells every bit as bad as Viggo! Almost identical aroma – gag. Perhaps a memo to Peter about Actor Hygiene?

Memo to self: buy some of those stick up air fresheners.


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