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The Luckiest Dog in the World, chpt. 28
It was an unintentional comment made to my last post wherein ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
littlegreenleaf mentioned that she was sorry I’d put Sidi to sleep. While I was sputtering over this mental image the Luckiest Dog in the World himself got in touch with me via Psychic Celebrity Pet Biography© and told me that he’d had a busy life recently, and did I want to share some of his adventures with all of you? What choice did I have but to rearrange my evening and write out the Dog’s story? Thus I share with all of you:
Title: Putting the Dog to Sleep
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World – 28
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG – crude language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Summary: Sidi is Orlando’s dog, and he’s got a
story to tell
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Putting the Dog to Sleep
Hello again to all the Nice People who read about my Pack! I’m Good! Did you know that I’m awake and I’m Good? Because I heard that some people thought that I had been ‘put to sleep.’
But I’m not sleeping! I’m wide awake, and I can make Vigilance whenever it needs done! It’s true that I take a lot of naps, maybe, but that’s Important to do so that you can be wide awake in the middle of the night if things need to be Barked! about and sniffing done and maybe bits of Food cleaned up off the floor.
I’m not sure how anybody could Make a Dog go to sleep anyhow. I guess my Alpha can do it sometimes, when he is lying down with me and stroking my belly really slow and using the very soft voice, telling me what a Good Dog! I am…but that’s more like a dog-nap than going to sleep. I only go right to sleep when I’m Really, Really tired, like after a Run in the Canyon or a trip to Doggie Park! or a day at the Beach!, all of which are Excellent things to do with a Dog!
In fact, those things are SO EXCELLENT that you should stop reading this Right Now and go do one of them with your Own Dog Pack! Do more than one thing! Go on! My story can wait! I’ll just lie down over here under the desk and take a quick nap, okay?
Are you back now?
Did you have an Excellent Time with your Pack? Did your Dog Friends for Life get to Smell Stuff and Ride in the Car and Bark and Explore? I hope so! I’ll bet that You want to take a nap now, Right? Go ahead, I’ve got Lots of time!
How about now?
Anyhow, I guess I should tell you more about my Life Story now that everybody understands that I’m not put asleep, okay? I’ve been staying in Lost Angeles with my Alpha Male lately. Sometimes we sleep at the Shat-oh Marmot, and sometimes we stay with Fart-smell Dog and our Alpha Bitch Kate at her place. Their Den is a big mess and there’s People all over moving stuff and making up walls and ripping up the place like a bunch of Crazy Ky-oats.
Kate gets really Mad at the people sometimes too and tells them to move stuff to different places, and she’s always changing her mind about how the Den should look, even though she doesn’t seem to even notice how it Smells, which is just plain Bad most of the time! Paint smell is everywhere, and the carpet stinks like chemicals so much that you can’t even find a bit of cheese on it without seeing where it fell! Not that Kate would let my Alpha eat cheese in the new Den. There are a lot of New Rules in that Den!
I guess it’s an Okay Den, because you can Smell the ocean when you’re Outside, and there’s always Stuff going on there…but I’ll like it a Lot Better when People and Dogs can live there Happy and Friends come around and it’s a bit messy and some of the Rules have been forgot. Maybe then it will be kinda like my Alpha’s Den in London Town.
So some nights it’s just us Males staying at the Shat-oh, and I’ve denned there before, so it’s okay. The only Rule there seems to be that The Dog Stays Outside when he’s alone. I don’t like being there when I get left alone, even for a little while. Of course, even a little while is like Forever to a Dog.
People don’t understand Dog Time. I’m going to Explain it to you. There’s only three kinds of time:
Time with your Pack is Right Now! And right now is Always Good!
Time without your Pack is Bad, and it takes forever and forever for this time to go away.
Any other time, like what happened before right now, is really little. So it doesn’t matter at all. It’s like the time you spend Waiting for your Crunchy Good Things every day. That time doesn’t matter once the Food hits the bowl! Then it becomes Now! and right Now! you’ve got stuff to Eat and you’re Good! The Good is more important than that little before bit, so just forget about it.
This is how Dog Time works! Remember that the next time you tell your Dog that you’re going to be gone just for a little while. That’s Forever! It’s Good that Pecos is writing all of this down as I think it because maybe People need to have it written down so they can Remember it! Sometimes People forget Important Stuff!
Anyway, I was telling about living in Lost Angeles and staying at the Shat-oh, which is mostly okay, even though the Dog is not allowed to be Inside Alone. I’m going to try not to think about how Unfair that is, and tell you about the stuff that made Viggo Yell at my Orlando Alpha!
Viggo is a Very Powerful Alpha Male, and he had a strong scent that is all his own. It says ‘I’m the most Dominant One, you should breed with me, females! I can fight and scare off other Males and take care of your pups!’ He is an Excellent Male and everyone around him always becomes Submissive and begs him for favors. Females on the street always think about breeding with him and give off their own scents when he’s around, and so do some of the Males.
My own Alpha Male seems to really like his scent. But that’s Okay, because Viggo is in our Pack, and we have an ‘alternative Pack,’ with some different rules than most other Packs. We have more than one Alpha Male and sometimes it gets complicated who makes Submissive to who. This keeps things Interesting. Our Pack is Excellent with two, and sometimes even three strong People Males, and Me as the Alpha Dog Male!
So, I was telling you that Viggo got Mad! at my Alpha and he Yelled! at him and this was because of the Dog, which is Me! I didn’t try to get my Orlando Alpha into Trouble. But he did something wrong and Viggo had to assert Dominance and get the Mad! out of his body and he does this by Yelling it out.
What happened to make the Yelling was that Orlando took me for a Ride in his Car, which is an Excellent Car with windows that go down, and we drove to lots of interesting places to sniff the different air and People and all the usual Lost Angeles stuff. We drove and stopped some times and talked to People and I got to Bark! at some guys on the sidewalk and I smelled a bunch of cats in one place. When we were near the Beach we got to go Out to Run on the sand and make piss and shit (which my Alpha picked up and carried away – I still don’t know why he does that! He’s weird sometimes!) and all of this was Good with me!
Then we drove to a place where our Bitch Kate was. This place is called Studio, and it’s got lots of strange smells there too! Kate got into the Car and I had to sit in the back seat, which isn’t quite as Good because those windows don’t go down as far. But I’m a Good Dog, as you already know, and I didn’t mind too much making room for my Bitch Person in the Car. Kate petted me and said ‘Good Dog’ and she made the squeaky talk that always gets my butt wagging as much as my tail!
Kate was hungry, and so my Alpha drove to a Food Place near the Beach again, but when he got there they wouldn’t let him bring the Dog into the Food Place with them! So I had to wait in the Car and Guard it. There was a Parking Guy there who kept coming over and talking to me through the window, and telling me that I’m a Good Boy. My Alpha came out to see if the Car was Okay from Bad Guys, but I was making Excellent Vigilance, except for the Parking Guy who was hanging around. That guy got into the Car once, and I remembered not to growl at him because my Alpha seemed to think he was Okay. He moved the Car to a Nice shady spot and that was better because it’s hard to make Vigilance when you’re panting.
After a Forever while my Alphas came out to the Car to drive away, and Kate gave me nice cold water from a bottle while Orlando said ‘Good Human’ to the Parking Guy for helping me guard the Car. But this is the part where they did something wrong: they had been eating fish and desserts (maybe even ice cream!) and probably had a lot of Food there, and they didn’t bring ANY OF IT to the Dog! Even after I did my job and waited Forever! Not One Bite! I don’t have to tell you that I was Disappointed.
It was a day later, I think, that Viggo came over to the Shat-oh to visit, and he smelled angry from the moment my Alpha told me to stop barking and opened up the door! Viggo said that he had heard about the People eating in the restaurant and that the Dog had to stay in the Car and Viggo was Mad! I stood there with my tail wagging, even though Orlando was being Dominated, because Viggo was Defending part of his Pack and he smelled so Impressive in his anger and he was Wonderful to behold!
Orlando tried to make ‘excuse me,’ but Viggo would not back down. So Orlando Alpha said ‘Sorry!’ and apologized and he was very Submissive indeed!
I’ll bet that Next Time my Alpha remembers to bring a Treat out for the Dog! They’ve got these things called Doggy Bags for a Good Reason!
After that, Viggo was done being angry. He said stuff about Public Image, who is a guy that the Manager Lady talks about over and over, until everyone is sick of hearing it. Orlando made Sorry again, and then Viggo made Sorry too. They weren’t really fighting, you know – it was more like a growling match when you both know that you’re really not going to bite.
I thought that maybe everything was going to be fine now, and could we go out for a Walk or a Ride or something? But the two Alpha Males went behind a closed door for a while to sort out their Dominance. After a Long Time they came out and they left to ‘go get a drink!’ I don’t know what THAT was about, because there’s always stuff to drink right there in the Shat-oh Den!
So the Dog was left all alone while the Males went off to find stuff to drink, and I could tell that it was going to be Forever before they came back! First I checked all of the windows, to see if my Alphas were maybe still right outside, and to make sure that there were no Bad Guys around. One of the windows was covered with little metal strips of stuff, and my head got caught in-between the bits, and when I pulled really hard the whole thing came down off the wall and made So Much Noise! I Ran out of that room and jumped on the bed. But there was stuff spread out all over the bed and it went flying everywhere!
The flying stuff was made of paper, and it fluttered in the air like little birds, so I chased some of it, and I caught it and I shook it hard to kill it! This was a Fun Game, so I killed most of that paper stuff! I killed a couple of my Alpha’s socks too, because I really like socks! One of them was from Viggo’s foot, so I took that one and hid it behind a plant.
While I was squeezing in behind the plant to hide the New Viggo sock the plant wobbled and then fell over. They put that plant in a wobbly thing and set it too close to the wall! The plant made dirt all over the floor, so I dug around a bit to see if there was a hole under that dirt (which there wasn’t), and then I dragged the plant away from the wall so that Dogs could fit back there better next time. The plant sorta came apart when I was dragging it, but that wasn’t My fault! They should make better plants!
I Ran around the Den looking for other socks, just in case they had been lost, and I thought maybe I smelled some in the closet. I had to claw at the door for a while just to be sure that it wouldn’t open, but my claws just scratched on the wood, so no socks in there I guess. Sometimes when my Alphas get together they forget to do other stuff, like Feed the Dog, and my stomach said that it could be Dinner Time! So I went into the kitchen to see if maybe there was some Crunchy Good Things waiting. My Bowl was empty (!), but one of the cabinets was open a little bit. I checked inside to see if the Dog Food was in there, but there was only other stuff.
Some of the other stuff was Food after all, but I had to drag everything out and open all of the packages to see what was inside. A lot of the stuff was dry like dust, and it billowed into the air and covered everything. Some of the Food was hard and tasted like nothing, but it was in little bitty pieces so I ate some of it before deciding that nothing is not a Good Taste. One of the bags exploded when I bit down on it, and the things inside went everywhere. But they were edible, so I cleaned most of them up.
By now I was getting tired, and my beautiful black coat was white with the powder that had blown up. I hadn’t found my Crunchy Good Things, but I’d gotten enough to eat so that I knew I wouldn’t starve to death in the next few minutes. I went into the People piss room to drink out of the bowl that never gets dry and while I was in there I checked that cabinet too, just in case the Food had moved. The paper balls were fun to chase up the hall, at least until they unrolled, and I found something tasty in a squishy metal tube that gooshed all over in my mouth and I had to stand there licking it off my face for like hours.
Then I pulled down the towels to check for socks. No socks. After that I was tired, so I went to bed and made an Excellent nest using some of my Alpha’s clothes from his Orlando Bag, which got knocked over when I investigated the pockets.
I fell asleep all by myself. Nobody put me there, so see, there’s just nothing true about the Dog being Put to sleep.
Boy, was my Alpha excited to see me when he got home that night! After that, the Dog got Put Outside. I have NO IDEA why the Dog got Yelled at!
It’s not like I wouldn’t share My Food!
littlegreenleaf mentioned that she was sorry I’d put Sidi to sleep. While I was sputtering over this mental image the Luckiest Dog in the World himself got in touch with me via Psychic Celebrity Pet Biography© and told me that he’d had a busy life recently, and did I want to share some of his adventures with all of you? What choice did I have but to rearrange my evening and write out the Dog’s story? Thus I share with all of you:Title: Putting the Dog to Sleep
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World – 28
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG – crude language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Summary: Sidi is Orlando’s dog, and he’s got a
story to tell
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Putting the Dog to Sleep
Hello again to all the Nice People who read about my Pack! I’m Good! Did you know that I’m awake and I’m Good? Because I heard that some people thought that I had been ‘put to sleep.’
But I’m not sleeping! I’m wide awake, and I can make Vigilance whenever it needs done! It’s true that I take a lot of naps, maybe, but that’s Important to do so that you can be wide awake in the middle of the night if things need to be Barked! about and sniffing done and maybe bits of Food cleaned up off the floor.
I’m not sure how anybody could Make a Dog go to sleep anyhow. I guess my Alpha can do it sometimes, when he is lying down with me and stroking my belly really slow and using the very soft voice, telling me what a Good Dog! I am…but that’s more like a dog-nap than going to sleep. I only go right to sleep when I’m Really, Really tired, like after a Run in the Canyon or a trip to Doggie Park! or a day at the Beach!, all of which are Excellent things to do with a Dog!
In fact, those things are SO EXCELLENT that you should stop reading this Right Now and go do one of them with your Own Dog Pack! Do more than one thing! Go on! My story can wait! I’ll just lie down over here under the desk and take a quick nap, okay?
Are you back now?
Did you have an Excellent Time with your Pack? Did your Dog Friends for Life get to Smell Stuff and Ride in the Car and Bark and Explore? I hope so! I’ll bet that You want to take a nap now, Right? Go ahead, I’ve got Lots of time!
How about now?
Anyhow, I guess I should tell you more about my Life Story now that everybody understands that I’m not put asleep, okay? I’ve been staying in Lost Angeles with my Alpha Male lately. Sometimes we sleep at the Shat-oh Marmot, and sometimes we stay with Fart-smell Dog and our Alpha Bitch Kate at her place. Their Den is a big mess and there’s People all over moving stuff and making up walls and ripping up the place like a bunch of Crazy Ky-oats.
Kate gets really Mad at the people sometimes too and tells them to move stuff to different places, and she’s always changing her mind about how the Den should look, even though she doesn’t seem to even notice how it Smells, which is just plain Bad most of the time! Paint smell is everywhere, and the carpet stinks like chemicals so much that you can’t even find a bit of cheese on it without seeing where it fell! Not that Kate would let my Alpha eat cheese in the new Den. There are a lot of New Rules in that Den!
I guess it’s an Okay Den, because you can Smell the ocean when you’re Outside, and there’s always Stuff going on there…but I’ll like it a Lot Better when People and Dogs can live there Happy and Friends come around and it’s a bit messy and some of the Rules have been forgot. Maybe then it will be kinda like my Alpha’s Den in London Town.
So some nights it’s just us Males staying at the Shat-oh, and I’ve denned there before, so it’s okay. The only Rule there seems to be that The Dog Stays Outside when he’s alone. I don’t like being there when I get left alone, even for a little while. Of course, even a little while is like Forever to a Dog.
People don’t understand Dog Time. I’m going to Explain it to you. There’s only three kinds of time:
Time with your Pack is Right Now! And right now is Always Good!
Time without your Pack is Bad, and it takes forever and forever for this time to go away.
Any other time, like what happened before right now, is really little. So it doesn’t matter at all. It’s like the time you spend Waiting for your Crunchy Good Things every day. That time doesn’t matter once the Food hits the bowl! Then it becomes Now! and right Now! you’ve got stuff to Eat and you’re Good! The Good is more important than that little before bit, so just forget about it.
This is how Dog Time works! Remember that the next time you tell your Dog that you’re going to be gone just for a little while. That’s Forever! It’s Good that Pecos is writing all of this down as I think it because maybe People need to have it written down so they can Remember it! Sometimes People forget Important Stuff!
Anyway, I was telling about living in Lost Angeles and staying at the Shat-oh, which is mostly okay, even though the Dog is not allowed to be Inside Alone. I’m going to try not to think about how Unfair that is, and tell you about the stuff that made Viggo Yell at my Orlando Alpha!
Viggo is a Very Powerful Alpha Male, and he had a strong scent that is all his own. It says ‘I’m the most Dominant One, you should breed with me, females! I can fight and scare off other Males and take care of your pups!’ He is an Excellent Male and everyone around him always becomes Submissive and begs him for favors. Females on the street always think about breeding with him and give off their own scents when he’s around, and so do some of the Males.
My own Alpha Male seems to really like his scent. But that’s Okay, because Viggo is in our Pack, and we have an ‘alternative Pack,’ with some different rules than most other Packs. We have more than one Alpha Male and sometimes it gets complicated who makes Submissive to who. This keeps things Interesting. Our Pack is Excellent with two, and sometimes even three strong People Males, and Me as the Alpha Dog Male!
So, I was telling you that Viggo got Mad! at my Alpha and he Yelled! at him and this was because of the Dog, which is Me! I didn’t try to get my Orlando Alpha into Trouble. But he did something wrong and Viggo had to assert Dominance and get the Mad! out of his body and he does this by Yelling it out.
What happened to make the Yelling was that Orlando took me for a Ride in his Car, which is an Excellent Car with windows that go down, and we drove to lots of interesting places to sniff the different air and People and all the usual Lost Angeles stuff. We drove and stopped some times and talked to People and I got to Bark! at some guys on the sidewalk and I smelled a bunch of cats in one place. When we were near the Beach we got to go Out to Run on the sand and make piss and shit (which my Alpha picked up and carried away – I still don’t know why he does that! He’s weird sometimes!) and all of this was Good with me!
Then we drove to a place where our Bitch Kate was. This place is called Studio, and it’s got lots of strange smells there too! Kate got into the Car and I had to sit in the back seat, which isn’t quite as Good because those windows don’t go down as far. But I’m a Good Dog, as you already know, and I didn’t mind too much making room for my Bitch Person in the Car. Kate petted me and said ‘Good Dog’ and she made the squeaky talk that always gets my butt wagging as much as my tail!
Kate was hungry, and so my Alpha drove to a Food Place near the Beach again, but when he got there they wouldn’t let him bring the Dog into the Food Place with them! So I had to wait in the Car and Guard it. There was a Parking Guy there who kept coming over and talking to me through the window, and telling me that I’m a Good Boy. My Alpha came out to see if the Car was Okay from Bad Guys, but I was making Excellent Vigilance, except for the Parking Guy who was hanging around. That guy got into the Car once, and I remembered not to growl at him because my Alpha seemed to think he was Okay. He moved the Car to a Nice shady spot and that was better because it’s hard to make Vigilance when you’re panting.
After a Forever while my Alphas came out to the Car to drive away, and Kate gave me nice cold water from a bottle while Orlando said ‘Good Human’ to the Parking Guy for helping me guard the Car. But this is the part where they did something wrong: they had been eating fish and desserts (maybe even ice cream!) and probably had a lot of Food there, and they didn’t bring ANY OF IT to the Dog! Even after I did my job and waited Forever! Not One Bite! I don’t have to tell you that I was Disappointed.
It was a day later, I think, that Viggo came over to the Shat-oh to visit, and he smelled angry from the moment my Alpha told me to stop barking and opened up the door! Viggo said that he had heard about the People eating in the restaurant and that the Dog had to stay in the Car and Viggo was Mad! I stood there with my tail wagging, even though Orlando was being Dominated, because Viggo was Defending part of his Pack and he smelled so Impressive in his anger and he was Wonderful to behold!
Orlando tried to make ‘excuse me,’ but Viggo would not back down. So Orlando Alpha said ‘Sorry!’ and apologized and he was very Submissive indeed!
I’ll bet that Next Time my Alpha remembers to bring a Treat out for the Dog! They’ve got these things called Doggy Bags for a Good Reason!
After that, Viggo was done being angry. He said stuff about Public Image, who is a guy that the Manager Lady talks about over and over, until everyone is sick of hearing it. Orlando made Sorry again, and then Viggo made Sorry too. They weren’t really fighting, you know – it was more like a growling match when you both know that you’re really not going to bite.
I thought that maybe everything was going to be fine now, and could we go out for a Walk or a Ride or something? But the two Alpha Males went behind a closed door for a while to sort out their Dominance. After a Long Time they came out and they left to ‘go get a drink!’ I don’t know what THAT was about, because there’s always stuff to drink right there in the Shat-oh Den!
So the Dog was left all alone while the Males went off to find stuff to drink, and I could tell that it was going to be Forever before they came back! First I checked all of the windows, to see if my Alphas were maybe still right outside, and to make sure that there were no Bad Guys around. One of the windows was covered with little metal strips of stuff, and my head got caught in-between the bits, and when I pulled really hard the whole thing came down off the wall and made So Much Noise! I Ran out of that room and jumped on the bed. But there was stuff spread out all over the bed and it went flying everywhere!
The flying stuff was made of paper, and it fluttered in the air like little birds, so I chased some of it, and I caught it and I shook it hard to kill it! This was a Fun Game, so I killed most of that paper stuff! I killed a couple of my Alpha’s socks too, because I really like socks! One of them was from Viggo’s foot, so I took that one and hid it behind a plant.
While I was squeezing in behind the plant to hide the New Viggo sock the plant wobbled and then fell over. They put that plant in a wobbly thing and set it too close to the wall! The plant made dirt all over the floor, so I dug around a bit to see if there was a hole under that dirt (which there wasn’t), and then I dragged the plant away from the wall so that Dogs could fit back there better next time. The plant sorta came apart when I was dragging it, but that wasn’t My fault! They should make better plants!
I Ran around the Den looking for other socks, just in case they had been lost, and I thought maybe I smelled some in the closet. I had to claw at the door for a while just to be sure that it wouldn’t open, but my claws just scratched on the wood, so no socks in there I guess. Sometimes when my Alphas get together they forget to do other stuff, like Feed the Dog, and my stomach said that it could be Dinner Time! So I went into the kitchen to see if maybe there was some Crunchy Good Things waiting. My Bowl was empty (!), but one of the cabinets was open a little bit. I checked inside to see if the Dog Food was in there, but there was only other stuff.
Some of the other stuff was Food after all, but I had to drag everything out and open all of the packages to see what was inside. A lot of the stuff was dry like dust, and it billowed into the air and covered everything. Some of the Food was hard and tasted like nothing, but it was in little bitty pieces so I ate some of it before deciding that nothing is not a Good Taste. One of the bags exploded when I bit down on it, and the things inside went everywhere. But they were edible, so I cleaned most of them up.
By now I was getting tired, and my beautiful black coat was white with the powder that had blown up. I hadn’t found my Crunchy Good Things, but I’d gotten enough to eat so that I knew I wouldn’t starve to death in the next few minutes. I went into the People piss room to drink out of the bowl that never gets dry and while I was in there I checked that cabinet too, just in case the Food had moved. The paper balls were fun to chase up the hall, at least until they unrolled, and I found something tasty in a squishy metal tube that gooshed all over in my mouth and I had to stand there licking it off my face for like hours.
Then I pulled down the towels to check for socks. No socks. After that I was tired, so I went to bed and made an Excellent nest using some of my Alpha’s clothes from his Orlando Bag, which got knocked over when I investigated the pockets.
I fell asleep all by myself. Nobody put me there, so see, there’s just nothing true about the Dog being Put to sleep.
Boy, was my Alpha excited to see me when he got home that night! After that, the Dog got Put Outside. I have NO IDEA why the Dog got Yelled at!
It’s not like I wouldn’t share My Food!
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Here, have a lifetime supply of Crunchy Good Things, just for you!
*scratches your belly and just behind your ears*
Good Dog!
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Poor Orlando, I would loved to see his face when he found out what Sidi did with his room. I understand the 'leave the dog outside' note so much better now.
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*rolls over to take best advantage of Belly Rub!*
You make Excellent scratches! *tail thumps*
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*sneezes*
Thank you for writing to me! *Doggie grin* You don't happen to have any Treats! on you...do you?
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Hello to Cat-Lady with Smell of Pines! I'm Glad that you Understand me! You know all about how Important it is to Bring a Treat! when you write, don't you?
*gives the pathetic begging look*
After all, Dogs are just like People...but Better, right?
*begs harder*
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But there is only one Luckiest Dog.
Thank you Pecos and Sidi - you are a wonderful team.
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*gives you Bacon!*
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Here you are!
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*starts gobbling*
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*tail thumps*
You can pet me, if you have some time! I don't mind!
*tail thumps harder*
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And thank you!
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