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fellowshippers2006-08-06 03:32 am
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Title: Do You Remember The First Time?
Starring: Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood
Rated: 18/NC-17
Summary: Even the stars of slash have bad sex sometimes...
Disclaimer: Fiction is fun
Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time...
- Pulp
'You could be Mother fuckin' Theresa with a dick and I wouldn't care.' Elijah made a grab for the condom and tore it open with his teeth. 'No one sticks anything up my ass.'
Starring: Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood
Rated: 18/NC-17
Summary: Even the stars of slash have bad sex sometimes...
Disclaimer: Fiction is fun
Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time...
- Pulp
'You could be Mother fuckin' Theresa with a dick and I wouldn't care.' Elijah made a grab for the condom and tore it open with his teeth. 'No one sticks anything up my ass.'