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Geek!Ficlet: 1355 7h4n 7hr33
Title: Less Than Three
Author: The Wichetty Grub Worm
Fandom: LOTRPS
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating:R?
Warnings: um...geekiness and 1337 5p34k, plus some fairly graphic um...stuff. but only a little.
Sum: I didn't want to write this. its fairly dumb, but.. . It wouldnt leave me alone. sorry. Just a conversation. Orli sucks at the internet.
9:45PM
Dear Elwood,
Hi. How's it going? I hope this thing is working right? How do I even know if this gets to you? Anyway, I thought it would be a grand gesture on my part to stoop to your mode of communication since I haven't seen you in like five months and you never answer your phone. Have you seen Sblomie or Astin lately? Viggo? I think he's off shooting somewhere isn't he? Anyway, Hope everything is going well. Talk to you later.
Love,
OB
9:46PM
ROFL. Is this like your first email ever? Orli, nobody writes emails like that. NOBODY. lol. "Dear Elwood" Fuck's sake. Sounds like a christmas card. But I *am* proud of you, don't get me wrong. Facing the big mean computer like that just to talk to little old me. I'm flattered, really. And I do too answer my phone. Well, my voicemail does. And I always call you back. Hey if you're still online, get on AIM. Its the little yellow running man.
9:56PM
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Are you going to talk to me or are you going tojust sit there staring at the screen?
PansyElfBoi:Um...EW?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yeah. Who'd you think it was?
PansyElfBoi:I don't know. What are you doing?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Nothing. I was talking to Dom but he had to go.
PansyElfBoi:Dom is on here too?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Of course. I put him on your list. He's Pippinz_Bitch77.
PansyElfBoi:Oh.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Well you're talkative considering ten minutes ago you were all like "Weah, Lij you never call me!"
PansyElfBoi:I wasn't like that. I don't know how to talk to a computer.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:You're not talking to a computer. You're talking to *me*
PansyElfBoi:Not really the same.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:No, but it has its advantages.
PansyElfBoi:Like what?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Like....I could be wanking right now while talking to you and youd never know!
PansyElfBoi:You type pretty fast one handed.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Maybe I have a very flexible spine.
PansyElfBoi:No you don't. Dom might be able to suck his own dick, maybe Bill too...or they could just suck each others, that'd be simpler, but you're as flexible as a fucking broomstick Lij. You forget I've seen you creak out of bed in the morning.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Stop! You're getting me all horney talking about broomsticks.
PansyElfBoi:I thought you were already horney. And wanking.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:I said I could be wanking. And you'd never know.
PansyElfBoi:Oh. So aside from wanking and talking at the same time, sorta, what other advantages does this thing have over NORMAL talking?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Some things can only be proparly expressed in text, my freind.
PansyElfBoi:You can't spell for shit.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:It doesn't matter. Nobody spells right on IM anyway. Which is exactly my point. You can't say things like 1337 over the phone or in person.
PansyElfBoi:1337? What the fuck does that mean?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Ahh, I beleilve you mean "wtf does that mean?" And the answer is...I can't tell you. It's one of those things you have to learn on your own.
PansyElfBoi:Oh well thank you for sharing that with me then.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:np
PansyElfBoi:what?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:No problem.
PansyElfBoi:Oh, so you'll tell me what that one means but not the other?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Correct. And I can't tell you what 31337 H4x0rz is either. Or pwn3d. These too are sacred words amongst my people, only to be typed, never uttered.
PansyElfBoi:You are such a wanker.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yes, now I am.
PansyElfBoi:How do I type Elijah is a fucking bloody fucking cunt in your language?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:,l,,(>.<),,l,
PansyElfBoi:that's funny. how do you make those faces?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*sigh* ok, work with me here. Say "lol"
PansyElfBoi:what?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:say "lol". l-o-l. real easy, this is practice.
PansyElfBoi:is that supposed to be a tie fighter?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:wtf? LMAO. no. just say it.
PansyElfBoi:ok.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:...well?
PansyElfBoi:I said it.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*type* it?
PansyElfBoi:you said say it, I said it! lol. There.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:very good. That's waht you say when something makes you "laugh out loud". Get it?
PansyElfBoi:Fantastic.
PansyElfBoi:ewnestahdoapm
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*sigh* ok, what does that mean?
PansyElfBoi:Elijah Wood needs electroshock therepy and heavy doses of anti-psychotic medication.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:very c13v4r
PansyElfBoi:fu. Do I need to clarify that one?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:<3
PansyElfBoi:Wtf is that? Are you showing me your balls or something?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:LMFAO!!! That's a heart you dork.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:And look, you're already using it like you were born knowing it.
PansyElfBoi:Oh. Well...right back atcha.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yeah I know. :-)
PansyElfBoi:(-:
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Is that so I can read it from the opposite end of the world?
PansyElfBoi:yes.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:E> Thats teh best I can do for the heart the other way around.
PansyElfBoi:Why does it say "PansyElfBoi"?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:That's you're name.
PansyElfBoi:Why is that my name?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Because thats the name Dom and I picked out for you.
PansyElfBoi:Thanks.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:np sexy.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*sigh* I miss you.
PansyElfBoi:I miss you too Lij.
PansyElfBoi:And this is still weird. Can't we talk on the phone?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yeah sure.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Oh wait!
PansyElfBoi:What?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:One more I want to show you.
PansyElfBoi:ok.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:When you get home I'm going to (_(_)===D (_!_) you up against the wall so hard you'll forget your screen name and password, elfboi. ;D
PansyElfBoi:<3<3<3<3<3<3
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:And yeah. I'm going to lick those. A lot.
PansyElfBoi:omg
fin.
Author: The Wichetty Grub Worm
Fandom: LOTRPS
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating:R?
Warnings: um...geekiness and 1337 5p34k, plus some fairly graphic um...stuff. but only a little.
Sum: I didn't want to write this. its fairly dumb, but.. . It wouldnt leave me alone. sorry. Just a conversation. Orli sucks at the internet.
9:45PM
Dear Elwood,
Hi. How's it going? I hope this thing is working right? How do I even know if this gets to you? Anyway, I thought it would be a grand gesture on my part to stoop to your mode of communication since I haven't seen you in like five months and you never answer your phone. Have you seen Sblomie or Astin lately? Viggo? I think he's off shooting somewhere isn't he? Anyway, Hope everything is going well. Talk to you later.
Love,
OB
9:46PM
ROFL. Is this like your first email ever? Orli, nobody writes emails like that. NOBODY. lol. "Dear Elwood" Fuck's sake. Sounds like a christmas card. But I *am* proud of you, don't get me wrong. Facing the big mean computer like that just to talk to little old me. I'm flattered, really. And I do too answer my phone. Well, my voicemail does. And I always call you back. Hey if you're still online, get on AIM. Its the little yellow running man.
9:56PM
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Are you going to talk to me or are you going tojust sit there staring at the screen?
PansyElfBoi:Um...EW?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yeah. Who'd you think it was?
PansyElfBoi:I don't know. What are you doing?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Nothing. I was talking to Dom but he had to go.
PansyElfBoi:Dom is on here too?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Of course. I put him on your list. He's Pippinz_Bitch77.
PansyElfBoi:Oh.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Well you're talkative considering ten minutes ago you were all like "Weah, Lij you never call me!"
PansyElfBoi:I wasn't like that. I don't know how to talk to a computer.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:You're not talking to a computer. You're talking to *me*
PansyElfBoi:Not really the same.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:No, but it has its advantages.
PansyElfBoi:Like what?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Like....I could be wanking right now while talking to you and youd never know!
PansyElfBoi:You type pretty fast one handed.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Maybe I have a very flexible spine.
PansyElfBoi:No you don't. Dom might be able to suck his own dick, maybe Bill too...or they could just suck each others, that'd be simpler, but you're as flexible as a fucking broomstick Lij. You forget I've seen you creak out of bed in the morning.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Stop! You're getting me all horney talking about broomsticks.
PansyElfBoi:I thought you were already horney. And wanking.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:I said I could be wanking. And you'd never know.
PansyElfBoi:Oh. So aside from wanking and talking at the same time, sorta, what other advantages does this thing have over NORMAL talking?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Some things can only be proparly expressed in text, my freind.
PansyElfBoi:You can't spell for shit.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:It doesn't matter. Nobody spells right on IM anyway. Which is exactly my point. You can't say things like 1337 over the phone or in person.
PansyElfBoi:1337? What the fuck does that mean?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Ahh, I beleilve you mean "wtf does that mean?" And the answer is...I can't tell you. It's one of those things you have to learn on your own.
PansyElfBoi:Oh well thank you for sharing that with me then.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:np
PansyElfBoi:what?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:No problem.
PansyElfBoi:Oh, so you'll tell me what that one means but not the other?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Correct. And I can't tell you what 31337 H4x0rz is either. Or pwn3d. These too are sacred words amongst my people, only to be typed, never uttered.
PansyElfBoi:You are such a wanker.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yes, now I am.
PansyElfBoi:How do I type Elijah is a fucking bloody fucking cunt in your language?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:,l,,(>.<),,l,
PansyElfBoi:that's funny. how do you make those faces?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*sigh* ok, work with me here. Say "lol"
PansyElfBoi:what?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:say "lol". l-o-l. real easy, this is practice.
PansyElfBoi:is that supposed to be a tie fighter?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:wtf? LMAO. no. just say it.
PansyElfBoi:ok.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:...well?
PansyElfBoi:I said it.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*type* it?
PansyElfBoi:you said say it, I said it! lol. There.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:very good. That's waht you say when something makes you "laugh out loud". Get it?
PansyElfBoi:Fantastic.
PansyElfBoi:ewnestahdoapm
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*sigh* ok, what does that mean?
PansyElfBoi:Elijah Wood needs electroshock therepy and heavy doses of anti-psychotic medication.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:very c13v4r
PansyElfBoi:fu. Do I need to clarify that one?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:<3
PansyElfBoi:Wtf is that? Are you showing me your balls or something?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:LMFAO!!! That's a heart you dork.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:And look, you're already using it like you were born knowing it.
PansyElfBoi:Oh. Well...right back atcha.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yeah I know. :-)
PansyElfBoi:(-:
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Is that so I can read it from the opposite end of the world?
PansyElfBoi:yes.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:E> Thats teh best I can do for the heart the other way around.
PansyElfBoi:Why does it say "PansyElfBoi"?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:That's you're name.
PansyElfBoi:Why is that my name?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Because thats the name Dom and I picked out for you.
PansyElfBoi:Thanks.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:np sexy.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:*sigh* I miss you.
PansyElfBoi:I miss you too Lij.
PansyElfBoi:And this is still weird. Can't we talk on the phone?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Yeah sure.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:Oh wait!
PansyElfBoi:What?
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:One more I want to show you.
PansyElfBoi:ok.
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:When you get home I'm going to (_(_)===D (_!_) you up against the wall so hard you'll forget your screen name and password, elfboi. ;D
PansyElfBoi:<3<3<3<3<3<3
Fr0d0B4gg1nz69:And yeah. I'm going to lick those. A lot.
PansyElfBoi:omg
fin.
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But what does 1337 mean? and what does 31337 H4x0rz and pwn3d mean too? Am as clueless as Orli I guess.
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fraid I wont put my name to a post that divulges that. Have to work it out like everybody else - or look it up. www.google.com heh. maybe wikipedia or urbandictionary will have it them clearly defined.
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