"Billy--clad only in a kilt and beach flip-flops, which, defying all the rules of physics and logic, remain on his clambering feet despite their speed--is screaming Celtic battle cries as he industriously coats Dom's sweat-slick chest in Reddi-Wip."

OMG I was giggling like a school girl during that sentence! The rest of the story is cute though! I like how everyone is portrayed. Made me go "Aww.." after reading it. ^^ Well done.