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Title: True Turtle Love
Authors: prismtrick and beccaming
Pairing: Viggo-turtle/Orlando-turtle (Dom-turtle implied)
Rating: PG for heartbreaking brilliance
Archive: Um.
Feedback: Um?
Disclaimer: Turtles don't talk.
Warning: AU! AU parody! AU parody character death! You really love us now, admit it.
Summary: Drama! Angst! Toothpaste! A captivating tale of two tortoises.

Orlando-turtle lay in bed, his stumpy turtle arms behind his head. He was smoking and gazing wistfully out the window. The sheets were smooth against his turtle shell. He was a happy turtle.

Comments

[piratesorka.livejournal.com]

OOOOOkay....Well. That was strange. Even for parody. Must be some strange crack you are smoking Doods.

[ireth.livejournal.com]

OMG! My tummy hurts from laughing lmfao

[meshandlace.livejournal.com]

*dies several times* Ahahahaha. Thank you for that. My life is now complete. O, angst! O, woe! Yea verily, that was a fic of mighty... uh... angstiness. Yea.

[aman0n.livejournal.com]

LMAO!
That was hilarious...extremely weird, but hilarious.

[shacklefree.livejournal.com]

OMG. That was hilarious in some odd way.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

:D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

Shh, it's alright, I know. Sometimes True Love can be so good that it hurts.

*rubs your tummy*

;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

Ah! I see you appreciate the TOTAL BRILLIANCE of this fic, Sexy Pirate Wench #64! You have the wisdom of your sexy pirate predecessors. ARRRR!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

Thanks!

PS: I am in love with your icon. That is a thing of total style and grace. I just finished looking at his issue of Flaunt and, um. Guh!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

Ah, much like life, don't you think? ;P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

Just curious, wouldn't it take centuries for them to consummate their love?

Well, we never really specified a time frame for this fic, so for all we know they could have just finished turtle-bonking after centuries of turtle-love! That's what I think, anyway. But thanks for bringing up the good point, dd2!

[pecos.livejournal.com]

Hey, just what brand of toothbrush was Viggo-turtle using, cause I'll bet the Hugo-turtle could like sue the manufacturer or something...OMG11111WTF

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

Um, we hadn't thought that far, really. But, wow. You should write an AU to the AU with Hugo-turtle as the hero, that would OMGSOOKEWLIESZZ!!!!111 :D :D :D

[skyeathena.livejournal.com]

I'll need a moment to collect myself before I can give you a proper review for your masterpiece!



Okay, I'm ready.


Hilarious.

[truntles.livejournal.com]

*squeak*

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*loveslovesloveslovesloveslovesloves*

[meshandlace.livejournal.com]

I'm replying late because I never check my email and never know when people reply to my comments because I'm a PIRATE WENCH and therefore a REBEL and YARR!

Yes. My mind was blown by the TOTAL BRILLIANCE. It was blown several times and is now having a smoke. Mmmmmhmmm. *shimmy-shakes*