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I can't believe I'm even posting this here. But, you know, I wrote it, so...

Pairing: Elijah/Orlando
Rating: C for Crackfic
Summary: It's the future. Orlando is an old tramp in Mexico, and Elijah is Yoda.
Disclaimer: .......you read the summary, right? Look, this is all sparky77's fault.

Eyodah and Oldando: Their Love Smells Like Old People.

I...I don't know.