fellowshippers | Dom the Style Pig

Here's part 4 in the series, although it's not necessary to have read the previous bits but it's always nice to exercise the brain :)
Title: Dom the Style Pig (Part 4/? in the On the Pull series)
Author: Kris
Pairing: Domlijah
Rating: PG-13 (some swearing and mentions of sex)
Disclaimer: What Dom and Lij do in their car is unknown to me, I made this all up but who doesn't talk about sex in the car?
Dedication: This is for

fallonx for the brilliant comments that have kept me laughing and writing and also so she won't have to stare at the screen for days on end waiting for another chapter.

A/N: This chapter was supposed to be longer and go beyond the car but I guess that'll have to wait for the next chapter. Hopefully the bunnies and the muses will come back so I can write the rest of this.

Act 1
Dom and Lij are in the car, Lij is driving. All the windows are down in the car, the wind is whipping furiously through the car. The stereo is blaring as to be heard over the rush of wind. Lij and Dom are sitting quietly; Lij's left arm hanging out the window and his right hand tapping on the steering wheel; Dom is looking out the passenger window at the quickly passing trees and houses. Dominic turns from gazing out the window to look at Lij.

Dominic: Did you say something baby?

Lij: (turns down the stereo) What's that?

Dominic: I asked if you said something.

Lij: (Looks over at Dom for a moment and then back at the road) Oh, right. I asked why we we're
going to the mall during the middle of the week.

Dominic: We're going to the mall to do some shopping love.

Lij: Well duh Dommie! I mean what are we shopping for?

Dominic: We're going to get you some clothes Lij, (Dom puts his hand on Lij's thigh) something sexy maybe. We haven't been shopping together, I mean proper shopping, not buying out the c.d. shops, in ages baby. I've got to re-vamp your wardrobe love, it's clearly suffering from my lack of attention to it.

Lij: (Offended) What's wrong with the clothes that I buy?

Dominic: (Laughs) There are things beyond t-shirts and ratty jeans love. I'll show you. (Dominic rubs Lij's thigh then removes it to rest it on the armrest.)

Lij: (Lij glances over at Dominic again a smile on his lips.) I didn't know you were such a style-pig Dommie.

Dominic: I'm not a style-PIG Lij; I'm style... informed.

Lij: (Giggles) Same difference Dom!

Dominic: You'll be thanking me later you little wanker.

Lij: Well I hope your style informedness doesn't involve me wearing skirts or chunky heels. And there's no way I'm wearing any kind of see-through tops or what are those things called, the ones that show-off half your stomach.

Dominic: But you've got such a sexy torso baby, you shouldn't keep it a secret.

Lij: I'd rather walk around naked thanks.

Dominic: (Quirks an eyebrow and smiles at Lij) Really? Hmm...

Lij: (Shocked) I was only kidding Dominic! You're such a dirty old man you know that?

Dominic: Well if I'm a dirty old man, then it's all your fault mate, you're the cause of all these perverted thoughts in my head.

Lij: Are you thinking dirty thoughts about me right now?

Dominic: (Smirks) Maybe...

Lij: Dom!

Dominic: What? You asked, I just gave you an honest answer.

Lij: Well what are you thinking about then?

Dominic: I don't know if I should tell you.

Lij: Why not? Are they really kinky? Am I not in them?

Dominic: No, no, no nothing like that; I just don't want to end up in the ditch you know.

Lij: It's that good huh?

Dominic: (Grins) Oh yeah.

Lij: (Whines) Tell me Dommie, I wanna hear what you have planned for me in that twisted little head of yours. Don't make me pout and do the puppy face Dom, cause I will.

Dominic: You'd really play that pouty face card?

Lij: Damn right I would, cause I know what it does to you; you can't say no to it. Especially if I whip up a few tears.

Dominic: (Sighs) You're pure evil you know that?

Lij: Nah, not evil just damn good.

Dominic: Granted, you are that love.

Lij: So are you going to tell me?

Dominic: Nope.

Lij: (Lij glances over at Dominic, jaw hanging open in shock.) Why not? (Lij turns back to the road.) I thought one of the laws was that we were supposed to share everything with each other. You're breaking the law Dominic!

Dominic: What on earth are you on about?

Lij: You know those things, (Lij starts waving his hand in the air) those things that we took; What the fuck were they called? Ah it's right there. Help me out here Dom.

Dominic: The vows?

Lij: (Hits his hand on the steering wheel.) That's the one!

Dominic: (Laughs) Those are hardly laws Lij darling.

Lij: Well just the same, you promised to uphold those vows when you put this ring (Lij holds up his left hand for Dominic to see) on my finger. Now tell me Dommie!

Dominic: Somebody's feeling a little frisky today. Besides Lij, I don't think the car is the best place for sex talk.

Lij: Well the car seemed like the best place for sex last week after our day at the beach.

Dominic: Those were different circumstances Lijah.

Lij: (Snickers) Such as what?

Dominic: I was really horny and you were parading about in your swim trunks all wet and sexy-like all day; It couldn't be helped. And you loved every second of it Lij the way you were carrying on in the car! (Lij blushes) Well at least we know the shocks work great. And I would tell you my dirty little thoughts I have about you but I'd much rather show you baby. (Dominic leans across and traces the outer edge of Lij's ear with his tongue, giving a little nip on the lobe causing Lij to shiver and let out the breath he was holding. Dominic grins and whispers in Lij's ear.) After shopping of course. (Dominic moves back to sit down properly in the passenger seat, looking out the window again as if nothing happened.)

Lij: (Lij regains his senses and smacks Dominic in the arm.) Dom you little bastard!

Dominic: (Dominic looks at Lij) Ow, what the hell was that for?

Lij: You know damn well what that was for! Teasing me like that, that's not fair Dominic Monaghan and you know it!

Dominic: I'm not teasing; it's only teasing if I don't plan on doing anything after I get you all hot and bothered, and believe me I plan on doing something.

Lij: Yeah in a few hours you plan on doing something, but I'm all hot and bothered now!

Dominic: Patience is a virtue Lij.

Lij: Fuck patience Dom!

Dominic: (Pretending to be shocked) Lijah, such language coming from such an innocent little mouth. What would your mother think?

Lij: Well if I'm not so innocent anymore, it's all your fault.

Dominic: Hey, I might have been your first, and I might have made you into a sex crazed maniac but at least I married you afterwards.

tbc....