DRABBLE: wankscript.sh (EW) PG-13

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Title: wankscript.sh
Author: milochka
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Would our systems be safe if Elijah was a UNIX sysadmin?
Feedback: Would love it.
Disclaimer: 100% fiction.
Notes: For the lotrips100 "AU scifi/fantasy" drabble challenge.

( echo 'Hello, $username.' )