The Fellowship Online (4/?)

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Title: The Fellowship online (4/?)
Author: insanity21
Rating: R for this part, but will become NC-17
Pairing: Billy/Viggo, and others later, but you’ll have to wait to find out which ones!
Summary: Billy wants Viggo, Viggo wants Billy… it’s simple – surely?
Beta: confuddledone
Disclaimer: Do I know them? Uh, no. Did this happen? Uh, no. If it really had happened would I have liked to watch it? HELL YEAH!
Feedback: Please, I would love it and be eternally grateful!
X-posted to: My journal, billyviggofellowshippers fellow_shippers



TO: hornyhobbit@hotmail.com
FROM: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: Kiss

OH MY GOD! I don’t want to sound like a schoolgirl after my first kiss, but FUCKING HELL!!!! I know you’re probably still at the club at the moment which is why I’m not calling you, but I just had to tell you because… wow! It was the most toe-curling, mind blowing, hard-on creating kiss. I almost turned to jelly, I swear my legs wouldn’t move, I just stood there staring as he walked back to his car. SHIT! He kisses like… like fire, or, or a windstorm, or a tornado! I’ve never, ever, ever, ever, ever been kissed like that… He just… Wow! I know you’re gonna tease me like hell for this tomorrow but frankly I don’t give a fuck. I think I could survive just on his kisses… I wonder if he’d be willing to test that theory… Must ask him… hope he’d agree. Oh Fuck, if he kisses like that, I can’t help but think what he’d be like when shagging. That man is a bloody tornado. And he’s after me – he wants ME! I’m just… Fuck, that kiss! I’ve never felt anything like it! And I’ve kissed some damn good kissers in the past, but that one just… they pale in comparison to that kiss… it’s like nothing, nothing I’ve EVER experienced!

E-mail back when you get this

Billeh

PS: Hi Dom, how are you? I forgot to ask in my haste to tell you about that fucking amazing kiss!

TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: dawenham@rings.net
SUBJECT: Club Mambo

Ok, first thing Beanie – you’ve got to promise you won’t kill me… or Lij for that matter. Because it wasn’t either of our faults. All Lij told Viggo, accidentally I might add, was that he had kissed Billy. He didn’t specifically say Billy was gay, he didn’t say Billy was interested in Viggo, although it hardly takes Einstein to figure that out once you’ve figured out that Bills isn’t as straight as he pretends to be. So you’ve got to promise me that. And I’m not telling you ANYTHING until you’ve promised that!
Your loving brother,
Dave

TO: dawenham@rings.net
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: RE: Club Mambo

Ok little bro, now you’re starting to scare me! If I promise not to kill you or lij will you tell me what’s happened?

Beanie

TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: dawenham@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: RE: Club Mambo

Yes, if you promise I will tell you what’s happened; but first you must promise!

Dave

TO: dawenham@rings.net
FROM: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: Club Mambo

Ok, Ok, Ok, I promise – NOW TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!!

Beanie

TO: bladesbean@yahoo.co.uk
FROM: dawenham@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: Club Mambo

Ok, well, here’s what happened… Well Lij was at Club Mambo with the other hobbits and Orli and, well everything was going fantastically apparently and I’d managed to get out of keeping an eye on them because Viggo offered. I probably should have known something was up then because he had THAT look in his eyes – you know the one where you can just see his mind working out a plan. But I didn’t worry too much cos Orli had somehow talked Ian into going, so there were two of them.

Anyway, everything was going fine until Billy decided that he was getting kinda tired. He was also kinda drunk – not as drunk as Orli or Lij, at least he can hold his alcohol, but too drunk to drive himself back. So Viggo offered him a lift. Now I wasn’t there, obviously cos I’d got out of it, but Lij told me all that when I phoned him.

I’m guessing that they drove straight round to Bills house, but I don’t know of course and only they’ll ever know that. Anyway I happened to be walking near Bills house cos I was heading over to see Karl, we were gonna spend the evening watching crummy Vampire flicks… not sure why… one of those things that seems like a good idea at the time! But I’m off topic, So Viggo pulled up outside Bills house and walked him to the door, not too strange in itself, but then moved as though to kiss him, stopping inches from his lips to speak. Whatever it was he said, Billy’s reply was obviously what he was expecting because he leaned in to kiss him. And I don’t just mean a peck on the lips, I mean a full on, toe curling, hurricane Viggo kiss. Hell, I could practically feel the heat radiating off them from where I was, strategically standing behind a tree. Pure coincidence I assure you, I would never intentionally spy on my friends!

In fact, If I had any leanings that way I would be planning even now how to get Viggo to kiss me like that. As it is I’m not planning anything but damn it was sizzling. When they, eventually, came up for air Viggo said something else, which I didn’t hear either, and then walked back to his car. From the look on Bills face he was unsure whether to run for his life, jump for joy or just jump Viggo.

Thought you might like to be kept informed on the progress our very own soap opera is taking!

Dave

TO: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
FROM: hornyhobbit@hotmail.com
SUBJECT: RE: Kiss

Ok, first thing – Who kissed you? Second – When? Third – Why?

Slow down, and tell me what’s going on so I can kill the bastard

Dom

TO: hornyhobbit@hotmail.com
FROM: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: RE: RE: Kiss

Who?
Viggo, our own storm of intensity – I know we’d teased him and Liv about the fact that she said he was a good kisser, but he is a fucking good kisser… and those hands… well I’m sure you don’t want to know ;)

When?
After he drove me back, he walked with me to the door and just as I was about to unlock the door he leaned in close, so close that our lips were almost touching and whispered, “Can I kiss you?”, he was so close that I could feel his breath on my lips and it was all I could do to whisper back, “yes” and fuck could he kiss me… he could really, really kiss me, he just… he was barely touching me and I swear I could have come in my trousers just from that… He’s just… intense, like a fire, you know? And then afterwards when he murmured in that sexy as sin voice of his, “If you ever want me to stop, just say so,” and then walked away. He Fucking walked away. At least I know he’ll be back, after all why would he tell me to tell him to stop, not that I will, if he wasn’t intending on anything else happening.

Why?
Why would anyone kiss me? Because I’m a handsomely sexy bugger who’s irresistible regardless of sex or orientation

TO: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
FROM:hornyhobbit@hotmail.com
SUBJECT: TMI – Too much information

Ok, first of all Way, way, way too much information. Secondly I want to kill the bastard because you’re completely infatuated with him and have never taken a second look at me but I can’t because he’s such a good friend that I can’t hate him and I can’t hate him for wanting you because I know exactly how he feels I’m happy for you, god only knows how long you’ve been obsessed with him ;)

TO: hornyhobbit@hotmail.com
FROM: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: Obsession

I. Was. Not. Obsessed!


Might be now though

Billeh