The Fellowship online (2/?)

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Title: The Fellowship online (2/?)
Author: insanity21
Rating: R for this part, but will become NC-17
Pairing: Billy/Viggo, implied SeanB/Elijah, and others later, but you’ll have to wait to find out which ones!
Summary: Billy wants Viggo, Viggo wants Billy… it’s simple – surely?
Beta: confuddledone
Disclaimer: Do I know them? Uh, no. Did this happen? Uh, no. If it really had happened would I have liked to watch it? HELL YEAH!
Feedback: Please, I would love it and be eternally grateful!
X-posted to: My journal, billyviggofellowshippers fellow_shippers



User faramir has logged on
BladesBean: Original username!
faramir: Thank God You’re Online!
BladesBean: Good to see you too Davey
faramir: HOW THE HELL DID YOU COPE WITH THEM?
BladesBean: Which ‘them’ are we referring to at this point in time? Dom and Viggo’s pranks? Drunk Hobbits and elf when they get it into their head to take someone dancing? Drunk Hobbits full stop?
faramir: A Certain Hobbit and Our Illustrious King
BladesBean: Ah
faramir: They are driving me insane! ‘Ah’ does not cover it.
BladesBean: Just ignore their pranks mate, that’s how I coped
faramir: No, not DOM and Viggo
BladesBean: Then who? I can’t see any reason why Elijah or Sean would be driving you crazy since you’re not filming with them, and that just leaves…Billy?
faramir: Yes Billy, and I’ll give you three guesses why – The first two don’t count
BladesBean: Ah
faramir: As I said, Ah doesn’t cover it. The UST is through the roof
BladesBean: UST?
faramir: unresolved sexual tension
BladesBean: Listen little brother, you want a bit of advice?
faramir: At this point I would kill for a bit of advice
BladesBean: ha, don’t think you have to go that far mate! My advice is this - just keep out of it.
faramir: What about trying to keep prying hobbits out of it?
BladesBean: Depends which one.
faramir: Elijah
BladesBean: For Christ’s sake keep him out of it, last time he tried a hand at matchmaking Orli and I couldn’t look each other in the eye for weeks
faramir: LOL, All right, I’ll do that… any other good advice.
BladesBean: Do. Not. Get. Involved.
faramir: Check
BladesBean: I’ve got to go, Meeting with the minions of Satan (aka divorce lawyer)
faramir: :( Good luck mate, hope it’s not too bad
BladesBean: Thanks, and get some sleep, must be three in the morning over there
faramir: Yes Brother *Rolls eyes*
BladesBean: Cheeky Bastard
faramir: Always

User BladesBean has logged off


TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: Viggo

Hey Elwood,
You don’t think I’m obsessed with Viggo do you?

Just wondering
Billeh

TO: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: Viggo

hey billeh,

of course i think ur obsessed /viggo – everyone does

just saying
elwood

TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: pervyscotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: Really?

You’re joking right?

billeh

TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: pervyscotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: -

Right?

TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: -

Come on Elwood, tell me you’re joking!

TO: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: RE: -

give me a chance 2 reply why don’t you! not everyone checks their e-mail every two seconds!
and of course i’m joking… not everyone thinks it… viggo doesn’t think it…pj doesn’t think it… there might be a stunt guy who doesn’t think it but i wouldn’t place you’re hopes on it!

TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM:pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: RE: RE: -

Oh, god I’m never going to be able to show my face again! Do you REALLY think I’m obsessed with Viggo?

Fuck

Tell me you’re kidding me

TO: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
FROM: elwood@rings.net
SUBJECT: kidding

course i am bills, no one really thinks you’re obsessed with viggo… except me… and orli… and possibly dave but no one’ll tell!

TO: elwood@rings.net
FROM: pervy_scotsman@ecosse.net
SUBJECT: RE: kidding

Well I’m not obsessed! So there!

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