From the makers of "10,000 Moments", prepare to have your face eaten...

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Title: In Which Orlando Is Much Like A Guava (1/5)
Authors: Molly (spillingvelvet) and Arianne (cynical_terror)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17 overall, PG-13 this chapter.
Summary: "Forget the fruit, Viggo." A...comedy?
A/N: Molly got me drunk... and this resulted.

"I don't even have a peel,"