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*Barks Greeting!*
Hello again my Friends near and far! Yes, I'm getting started on the New Story, though I've gotten an idea from watching 'National Treasure' that's bound to cost me some sleep. First a couple of Lame Jokes:
How does Orlando manage to hurt someone with words? He drops the dictionary on their foot.
How is Craig Parker like a microwave oven? He heats up instantly and goes off in exactly one minute.
How long would it take Viggo to change a roll of toilet paper? We’ll never know.
You can blame my lousy sense of humor on my parents. And now, here's another chapter of The Luckiest Dog in the World:
Title: People Tricks!
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 13
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Summary: Sidi is Orlando’s dog, and he’s got a
story to tell
Additional Note: I don’t think they actually
taste like chicken
People Tricks!
Who would have thought that Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man can do Tricks? Not me! But he can! This Nice Guy took my Squeaker Toy in his hand and moved it to his other hand and then it was Gone! My eyes must have been huge, and I barked the What?-Bark! and I forgot that I was supposed to be Sitting while I sniffed him all over where he was crouched down and I tried to figure out where my Squeaker Toy had gone to. He was laughing at me and suddenly my Toy was in a Different hand, and he showed it to me, and then it went away Again!
I didn’t really think that he was going to keep my Toy because he doesn’t smell of Squeaker Toys, so I wasn’t upset with him, but now it was gone Again and I couldn’t even smell it because of the Nasty burning weed stick that Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man had in his mouth, which he was smiling around. I pushed my muzzle into the hand where I thought my Toy should be and he opened his palm and there was nothing there but People skin and some salty hand-smell. Then I heard a sound all the way across the room behind this Johnny person, and my Squeaker Toy was bouncing off the wall back there!
*WoW!*
I scrambled after my Toy, claws making scritch scratching on the hard floor, and I got my Toy and brought it right back again to Johnny. “Squeeeeksqueeeksqueesquee...squeeek!” went the Toy in my mouth, and I jumped around in front of Johnny to show him that I liked his Trick! He was laughing at me and then my Alpha came in and he had my lead in his hand, so I knew that we were going to go Out!
My Alpha Bitch Nice-smell Lady came to join us, and Curse-tin and some other People from the Elizabeth Town Pack and we got to walk on the warm sidewalks of the city in the cool evening. I carried my Toy in my mouth and had to be careful not to put it down and forget it when I’d stop to Mark all the good marking places. I had lots of piss and it was a Good night to be out for a Walk with such an excellent Pack as we were!
We finally got to a place where they were cooking lots of Food! and when everyone went inside a Mean Man with a Bad Look in his eye made my Alpha stop and he spoke quick words and pointed at me like he knew who I was. My Alpha was upset by all of this talk talk talk, and when I saw that I wanted to Bark! to let this Mean Man know that he’d better not try anything Bad with my Pack around!
My Alpha, who you remember is called Orlando, shrugged his shoulders and looked down at me with the Sorry eyes. “I’ll take you back to the hotel, Sidi,” he said, and my ears went down because this would Totally Wreck our Nice night out! I thought for maybe just a moment about biting the Mean Man on his leg, but I’m a Good Dog, so I let that thought go away quickly. We started to leave when a Lady came hurrying over from the inside of the Food! place and she said many things to Orlando and to the Mean Man and she looked like maybe she wanted to touch my Alpha and make submissive to him. He finally smiled at her and gave her the end of my lead and I didn’t like the look of this!
But it wasn’t all that bad after all. I got to go out behind the kitchen doors and lots of people came out to see me and pet me and bring me little Treats! from the Food! place. They played with my Squeaker Toy and scratched my tender ears very nicely, and I was a Happy Dog despite not getting to lie under the table and watch for Food to be dropped. These were Nice Kent Ucky People who spent their days making Food and doing hard work and these are the kind of People who understand Dogs.
After a Really Long time my Alpha came back to get me and he gave just about everyone there bits of paper that made them smile. He took my lead and I grabbed my Toy! and gave it a good “Squeeeeak!” and then we were off again with our big Pack and my tail was wagging and my belly was full! If I was Really, Really lucky my Alpha didn’t know about all those Treats! and I’d still get a scoop of Crunchy Good Things in my bowl before we went to sleep that night! I trotted along proudly with Kate while the Males talked and laughed and the females giggled and said secrets to each other. The streets were very long and the air was now soft and nice and full of wonderful smells!
I sniffed out a great place to Mark and went over there to piss quick so that I could brag about my Pack and my Walk around the city. Kate stopped to wait for me and imagine my surprise when Johnny Dark-eyes came over too and pulled out his Male bit and pissed on the pole after I did! Kate and everyone else was laughing at him, but I didn’t think it was very fair because he could make a Lot more piss than I could and his smelled completely wrong for Marking, so he wrecked my own Mark. I scratched up the grass a bit but I knew it wasn’t going to be a good spot for Sidi. If they let Me drink lots of yeasty beer I’m sure I could piss like that too!
I was hoping that Johnny would show me his People Trick one more time at least, but he had to go away I guess because he left us just inside the hotel place where our temporary Den was. I liked him so much that I put my Squeaker Toy down by his foot as he was saying words to my Alpha. I thought that maybe his human puppies would like to play with a great Squeaker Toy with most of the corners already chewed into new shapes. Then he turned and was talking to Kate and he didn’t see my present, so I Barked! at him to look down and see that the Dog was there!
But Dark-eyes Johnny was already leaving through the door and I couldn’t follow him. I sighed the big Doggie sigh and turned around to pick up my Toy again but my Alpha had it in his hand and was bent down to give it back to me. I thought that none of these People understood me At All, but Orlando said some words to me very softly, and it was like a secret but it wasn’t exactly so I can tell you what they meant!
“That was a Very Nice thing you were doing, Sidi, giving him your Squeaker. You are a Good Dog and I’m glad you’re in my Pack!” That’s just about what he said, and his eyes were dark too and his hands were soft also and he knew that spot under my chin that I really love to have scratched with people claws and he tickled me and let me lick his face!
I love my Alpha! He Does understand the Dog!
There was one more day of making movie Play with the big Pack, and then there was Packing and I’ve already told you how I know all about that stuff. This was the Big Moving, and my Toys! and Bowl and everything went into the Sidi Bag and the next morning my whole Pack went to an air-port place and there was a big big Car waiting there for us.
Since I’d been in lots of big big Cars by then I didn’t think it was anything special when the Pack got inside and shut the Door. I went around visiting and I knew almost all of those people. After a while the People got a Snack, but the Dog only got a couple of Treats! from Fixes-Things Guy and some old stuff off the floor.
Big Man of the Grass-shoes Cameron was in a seat by the wall and he was petting me while the big big Car was going very fast and then there was a feeling like my tummy was dropped from a long ways up and the Entire big big Car went down and up instead of forward! Some People made Scared! Noises and some of them laughed, but I was trying hard to hang on to the floor with my claws! And then the whole Car jumped up and then down so far that I actually came up off the floor and hit the seats kinda hard! I think I might have yelped because this jumping around isn’t supposed to happen!
My shoulder hurt and then my head hit the edge of the seat as we went up again and I almost bit on my own tongue! I didn’t know What to Do?! but Cameron was suddenly picking me up into his lap and holding me tight like I was a little puppy being cuddled! and I felt safer there in his arms! I heard my Alpha’s voice call my name above all the other People making lots of sounds and I wanted to go to him, but I was afraid to have Cameron let go of me. He told my Alpha that I was safe, but now I’m not sure that I really was!
I’m sure this story is really scary to you now! But wait until you hear what happened next! (By the way, though, nice Person reading these words, everybody survived this jumping around part, so try not to be too scared because it wasn’t that bad after it happened – but I didn’t Approve One Bit while it was going on!) This is where things get really strange, and now I wonder if maybe it’s because my head hit the seat. You’re not going to believe what I have to tell next!
I was sitting in Big Man’s lap and this was the first time I got a chance to look outside through the windows that don’t open...and there was *Nowhere* out there! I know you don’t think I could have seen what I saw, but it was true! There was no road, or trees, or hills or country going by outside the big big Car...there was Nothing! I had no idea what to make of this strangeness! It was either a Miracle or a Big Mistake! and I was more Afraid than a big, tough Dog like me should be!
It took a bit of struggling, but I got away from Cameron even though he was trying to hang onto me, and I went straight to where my Alpha and Kate were sitting and they were glad to see me and my Alpha picked me up and put me in his lap while the Car jumped around some more. Here’s another really puzzling thing – there was Nothing! on that side of the Car either! Just some clouds, which seemed to be really low in the sky, and not a single other thing! I put my nose under his arm and closed my eyes, which may not sound very Brave to you, but if you had seen all of that Nothing! you would probably want to hide too! Kate was saying soothing words to me, but I only felt safe because Orlando’s strong arms were holding me from bouncing around!
A while later the jumping around slowed down, and then stopped, then I eventually got put down on the floor. But for the first time I was happy to lie at my Alpha’s feet and not go visiting any more. The People didn’t seem as Scared as they should be. I don’t think they looked out through the windows or they would have been Screaming like a cornered rabbit!
It was a Really Long Time before we got to a place to stop, and then there was some more bumps and when the Door opened I could smell that we had arrived back in Lost Angeles again! I think from all of this that it is a very long way from Kent Ucky to Lost Angeles...probably farther than you could walk in even many days! When I stuck my nose out the Nothing was gone and the usual Airport Stink and Noise was there, so maybe my head bump got better, but I still think that it Really Happened!
There was a lot of People stuff that happened next, but none of it is very interesting. Certainly not as interesting (or Scary!) as being thrown around like a stick. Eventually our Pack of three got in a Normal Car and after a hot and smelly Ride we got to our Lost Angeles Den, which has the big yard and that was where Essa was! There were Strange People in the house, but I didn’t pay much attention to them at first because I was so Happy to see Fart-smell Dog again!
We sniffed each other’s butts and went ‘whoooof!’ with remembering and jumped around So Glad to be together! I Ran around the house chasing her and Barking! and just acting like a Crazy Dog! She was trying not to act the same way, because she doesn’t think it’s right to behave like a puppy, but she was doing it too!
There was a moment when I paused, with my tongue hanging, out and I realized that I was hearing Angry Voices! Some People were Mad!, and they were my Alpha Male and his Bitch! I left acting foolish Essa and went immediately to see if I could Help any or if maybe they needed Protection.
Orlando was waving his arms around and saying things very fast and tight and his body said ‘I might Bite! you!’ and I totally believed him! Kate’s face was red and her body seemed to be making heat in the room. Some of her friends from before had been in the house for so long that everything smelled like them, and some of them were still there now, but they were in another room trying not to get bitten by my Angry Alpha! Orlando was a Glorious Thing to see with his hackles up and his Male scent so keen! I put up my own hackles too and I would have fought with anybody foolish enough to mess with us then!
Kate was talking fast and saying a lot of things, but I don’t think Orlando was wanting to listen to her. He went into the sleeping room and rummaged around in the hiding place where his clothes stay, and then he came back again and he said that his ‘Shit was Gone!’ He had one of the things he hangs around his neck and I think he was trying to find more of them, but they had gotten hidden away. Kate was mad about the hanging thing and she said that her friends wouldn’t take away His things!
That was when Orlando said that Viggo (who you remember is Chemical-smell Man) had given him that hanging thing!
When my Alpha said “Viggo” Kate’s face got even redder and she started yelling so loud it almost hurt my ears! Oh, this was all a Bad Thing to happen! I was afraid that someone was going to start kicking the Dog next! so I got under the table with my tail between my legs. It’s really scary when your People are fighting with each other because I didn’t know what to do to make them stop.
(If anybody knows what to do to break up a People fight I wish they would tell this Dog!)
Orlando was so Angry by then that he went to the door and opened it and went Outside! I had to choose very fast, but my feet were quicker than my head and I was out the door behind him before it could even close. He stomped off really fast and went to where the Car is left and when he opened that door too I jumped inside and onto the front seat.
“Get Out, Sidi!” he said too loud, like any of this was my fault! But I wasn’t going to Get Out because I think that your Alpha needs to have you there to protect him and show him the way home again Even More when he’s breathing fast and his skin is hot and he isn’t thinking about everything. Kate yelled something from the house and then my Alpha got into the Car and slammed the door behind him and then we were off on our Ride. But this wasn’t a for Fun Ride, and it was almost like being thrown around inside the big big Car for a little while, until Orlando finally started breathing normally again and relaxing his body a bit.
He told me ‘Sorry!’, and he petted my ears when we stopped for a moment, and then I wasn’t so worried about us getting into a Fight with anybody else. He drove to a place I’ve never been before and then we got out. My lead wasn’t there so he had to grab my collar until we went up some stairs and down a hall and then there was a door and a familiar smell. My tail was starting to wag when Dominic-quick-fingers opened the door and there was a lot of Happy Talk and hugging and a quick mouth touching and then we went inside this place where my Hobbit Human lives. He’s in our Pack too, you know.
The People were talking very intently to each other so I went around to inspect this new place. There was a big bed that smelled old and sweaty and Dominic had been making sex in there pretty recently, though I couldn’t tell who the other person was for sure. There were familiar scents in lots of places, mostly Stink-of-burning-weeds Elijah but also Sean with-the-puppies. I went over the kitchen very carefully and got enough stuff from the floor for a snack, but it only made me more hungry because it was getting dark by then.
I went into the big room where the table is and there was more Food on the floor under there, so I guess that Dominic needs to have Dog of his own to keep the place clean. When I was going to look out the window I saw a really big bug sitting on the back of one of the chairs. It was all pointy and looked kinda like a leaf or a stick.
It tasted like peanuts...or chicken. Maybe more like peanuts.
The Hobbit and my Alpha were now sitting and drinking beer from cold round cans and they were talking about Bitches. It reminded me of when Kate and Curse-tin were talking about their Males and drinking in Kent Ucky. Dominic got up to go get more beer (these guys can drink a Lot of Beer!) and went through the table room. He said something about a Pet and was looking into a clear box with sticks and stuff in it. My Alpha laughed and then suddenly looked at me very hard like he just thought of something important. I wagged my tail at him and was glad that he remembered I was there. He was probably realizing that we didn’t have any Crunchy Good Things with us!
Orlando stood up suddenly and at the same time there was a knocking sound from the door. I got a dirty look (like it was my fault! the door got knocked) and then my Alpha went to open it.
Imagine my surprise when it was Viggo standing there!
How does Orlando manage to hurt someone with words? He drops the dictionary on their foot.
How is Craig Parker like a microwave oven? He heats up instantly and goes off in exactly one minute.
How long would it take Viggo to change a roll of toilet paper? We’ll never know.
You can blame my lousy sense of humor on my parents. And now, here's another chapter of The Luckiest Dog in the World:
Title: People Tricks!
Series: The Luckiest Dog in the World - 13
Author: Pecos – PecosPhil@sprintmail.com
Website: http://www.chimerafic.com
Rating: PG - adult language, innuendo
Feedback: remember the golden rule, (please!)
Disclaimer: I don’t make the toys, I’m
only playing with them. No money made,
nor disrespect intended
Who’s in it?: Orlando Bloom, his Dog, his pals...
Note: Please forgive any intentional or
unintentional abuse of facts and history.
Summary: Sidi is Orlando’s dog, and he’s got a
story to tell
Additional Note: I don’t think they actually
taste like chicken
People Tricks!
Who would have thought that Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man can do Tricks? Not me! But he can! This Nice Guy took my Squeaker Toy in his hand and moved it to his other hand and then it was Gone! My eyes must have been huge, and I barked the What?-Bark! and I forgot that I was supposed to be Sitting while I sniffed him all over where he was crouched down and I tried to figure out where my Squeaker Toy had gone to. He was laughing at me and suddenly my Toy was in a Different hand, and he showed it to me, and then it went away Again!
I didn’t really think that he was going to keep my Toy because he doesn’t smell of Squeaker Toys, so I wasn’t upset with him, but now it was gone Again and I couldn’t even smell it because of the Nasty burning weed stick that Dark-eyes with the Gentle-hands Man had in his mouth, which he was smiling around. I pushed my muzzle into the hand where I thought my Toy should be and he opened his palm and there was nothing there but People skin and some salty hand-smell. Then I heard a sound all the way across the room behind this Johnny person, and my Squeaker Toy was bouncing off the wall back there!
*WoW!*
I scrambled after my Toy, claws making scritch scratching on the hard floor, and I got my Toy and brought it right back again to Johnny. “Squeeeeksqueeeksqueesquee...squeeek!” went the Toy in my mouth, and I jumped around in front of Johnny to show him that I liked his Trick! He was laughing at me and then my Alpha came in and he had my lead in his hand, so I knew that we were going to go Out!
My Alpha Bitch Nice-smell Lady came to join us, and Curse-tin and some other People from the Elizabeth Town Pack and we got to walk on the warm sidewalks of the city in the cool evening. I carried my Toy in my mouth and had to be careful not to put it down and forget it when I’d stop to Mark all the good marking places. I had lots of piss and it was a Good night to be out for a Walk with such an excellent Pack as we were!
We finally got to a place where they were cooking lots of Food! and when everyone went inside a Mean Man with a Bad Look in his eye made my Alpha stop and he spoke quick words and pointed at me like he knew who I was. My Alpha was upset by all of this talk talk talk, and when I saw that I wanted to Bark! to let this Mean Man know that he’d better not try anything Bad with my Pack around!
My Alpha, who you remember is called Orlando, shrugged his shoulders and looked down at me with the Sorry eyes. “I’ll take you back to the hotel, Sidi,” he said, and my ears went down because this would Totally Wreck our Nice night out! I thought for maybe just a moment about biting the Mean Man on his leg, but I’m a Good Dog, so I let that thought go away quickly. We started to leave when a Lady came hurrying over from the inside of the Food! place and she said many things to Orlando and to the Mean Man and she looked like maybe she wanted to touch my Alpha and make submissive to him. He finally smiled at her and gave her the end of my lead and I didn’t like the look of this!
But it wasn’t all that bad after all. I got to go out behind the kitchen doors and lots of people came out to see me and pet me and bring me little Treats! from the Food! place. They played with my Squeaker Toy and scratched my tender ears very nicely, and I was a Happy Dog despite not getting to lie under the table and watch for Food to be dropped. These were Nice Kent Ucky People who spent their days making Food and doing hard work and these are the kind of People who understand Dogs.
After a Really Long time my Alpha came back to get me and he gave just about everyone there bits of paper that made them smile. He took my lead and I grabbed my Toy! and gave it a good “Squeeeeak!” and then we were off again with our big Pack and my tail was wagging and my belly was full! If I was Really, Really lucky my Alpha didn’t know about all those Treats! and I’d still get a scoop of Crunchy Good Things in my bowl before we went to sleep that night! I trotted along proudly with Kate while the Males talked and laughed and the females giggled and said secrets to each other. The streets were very long and the air was now soft and nice and full of wonderful smells!
I sniffed out a great place to Mark and went over there to piss quick so that I could brag about my Pack and my Walk around the city. Kate stopped to wait for me and imagine my surprise when Johnny Dark-eyes came over too and pulled out his Male bit and pissed on the pole after I did! Kate and everyone else was laughing at him, but I didn’t think it was very fair because he could make a Lot more piss than I could and his smelled completely wrong for Marking, so he wrecked my own Mark. I scratched up the grass a bit but I knew it wasn’t going to be a good spot for Sidi. If they let Me drink lots of yeasty beer I’m sure I could piss like that too!
I was hoping that Johnny would show me his People Trick one more time at least, but he had to go away I guess because he left us just inside the hotel place where our temporary Den was. I liked him so much that I put my Squeaker Toy down by his foot as he was saying words to my Alpha. I thought that maybe his human puppies would like to play with a great Squeaker Toy with most of the corners already chewed into new shapes. Then he turned and was talking to Kate and he didn’t see my present, so I Barked! at him to look down and see that the Dog was there!
But Dark-eyes Johnny was already leaving through the door and I couldn’t follow him. I sighed the big Doggie sigh and turned around to pick up my Toy again but my Alpha had it in his hand and was bent down to give it back to me. I thought that none of these People understood me At All, but Orlando said some words to me very softly, and it was like a secret but it wasn’t exactly so I can tell you what they meant!
“That was a Very Nice thing you were doing, Sidi, giving him your Squeaker. You are a Good Dog and I’m glad you’re in my Pack!” That’s just about what he said, and his eyes were dark too and his hands were soft also and he knew that spot under my chin that I really love to have scratched with people claws and he tickled me and let me lick his face!
I love my Alpha! He Does understand the Dog!
There was one more day of making movie Play with the big Pack, and then there was Packing and I’ve already told you how I know all about that stuff. This was the Big Moving, and my Toys! and Bowl and everything went into the Sidi Bag and the next morning my whole Pack went to an air-port place and there was a big big Car waiting there for us.
Since I’d been in lots of big big Cars by then I didn’t think it was anything special when the Pack got inside and shut the Door. I went around visiting and I knew almost all of those people. After a while the People got a Snack, but the Dog only got a couple of Treats! from Fixes-Things Guy and some old stuff off the floor.
Big Man of the Grass-shoes Cameron was in a seat by the wall and he was petting me while the big big Car was going very fast and then there was a feeling like my tummy was dropped from a long ways up and the Entire big big Car went down and up instead of forward! Some People made Scared! Noises and some of them laughed, but I was trying hard to hang on to the floor with my claws! And then the whole Car jumped up and then down so far that I actually came up off the floor and hit the seats kinda hard! I think I might have yelped because this jumping around isn’t supposed to happen!
My shoulder hurt and then my head hit the edge of the seat as we went up again and I almost bit on my own tongue! I didn’t know What to Do?! but Cameron was suddenly picking me up into his lap and holding me tight like I was a little puppy being cuddled! and I felt safer there in his arms! I heard my Alpha’s voice call my name above all the other People making lots of sounds and I wanted to go to him, but I was afraid to have Cameron let go of me. He told my Alpha that I was safe, but now I’m not sure that I really was!
I’m sure this story is really scary to you now! But wait until you hear what happened next! (By the way, though, nice Person reading these words, everybody survived this jumping around part, so try not to be too scared because it wasn’t that bad after it happened – but I didn’t Approve One Bit while it was going on!) This is where things get really strange, and now I wonder if maybe it’s because my head hit the seat. You’re not going to believe what I have to tell next!
I was sitting in Big Man’s lap and this was the first time I got a chance to look outside through the windows that don’t open...and there was *Nowhere* out there! I know you don’t think I could have seen what I saw, but it was true! There was no road, or trees, or hills or country going by outside the big big Car...there was Nothing! I had no idea what to make of this strangeness! It was either a Miracle or a Big Mistake! and I was more Afraid than a big, tough Dog like me should be!
It took a bit of struggling, but I got away from Cameron even though he was trying to hang onto me, and I went straight to where my Alpha and Kate were sitting and they were glad to see me and my Alpha picked me up and put me in his lap while the Car jumped around some more. Here’s another really puzzling thing – there was Nothing! on that side of the Car either! Just some clouds, which seemed to be really low in the sky, and not a single other thing! I put my nose under his arm and closed my eyes, which may not sound very Brave to you, but if you had seen all of that Nothing! you would probably want to hide too! Kate was saying soothing words to me, but I only felt safe because Orlando’s strong arms were holding me from bouncing around!
A while later the jumping around slowed down, and then stopped, then I eventually got put down on the floor. But for the first time I was happy to lie at my Alpha’s feet and not go visiting any more. The People didn’t seem as Scared as they should be. I don’t think they looked out through the windows or they would have been Screaming like a cornered rabbit!
It was a Really Long Time before we got to a place to stop, and then there was some more bumps and when the Door opened I could smell that we had arrived back in Lost Angeles again! I think from all of this that it is a very long way from Kent Ucky to Lost Angeles...probably farther than you could walk in even many days! When I stuck my nose out the Nothing was gone and the usual Airport Stink and Noise was there, so maybe my head bump got better, but I still think that it Really Happened!
There was a lot of People stuff that happened next, but none of it is very interesting. Certainly not as interesting (or Scary!) as being thrown around like a stick. Eventually our Pack of three got in a Normal Car and after a hot and smelly Ride we got to our Lost Angeles Den, which has the big yard and that was where Essa was! There were Strange People in the house, but I didn’t pay much attention to them at first because I was so Happy to see Fart-smell Dog again!
We sniffed each other’s butts and went ‘whoooof!’ with remembering and jumped around So Glad to be together! I Ran around the house chasing her and Barking! and just acting like a Crazy Dog! She was trying not to act the same way, because she doesn’t think it’s right to behave like a puppy, but she was doing it too!
There was a moment when I paused, with my tongue hanging, out and I realized that I was hearing Angry Voices! Some People were Mad!, and they were my Alpha Male and his Bitch! I left acting foolish Essa and went immediately to see if I could Help any or if maybe they needed Protection.
Orlando was waving his arms around and saying things very fast and tight and his body said ‘I might Bite! you!’ and I totally believed him! Kate’s face was red and her body seemed to be making heat in the room. Some of her friends from before had been in the house for so long that everything smelled like them, and some of them were still there now, but they were in another room trying not to get bitten by my Angry Alpha! Orlando was a Glorious Thing to see with his hackles up and his Male scent so keen! I put up my own hackles too and I would have fought with anybody foolish enough to mess with us then!
Kate was talking fast and saying a lot of things, but I don’t think Orlando was wanting to listen to her. He went into the sleeping room and rummaged around in the hiding place where his clothes stay, and then he came back again and he said that his ‘Shit was Gone!’ He had one of the things he hangs around his neck and I think he was trying to find more of them, but they had gotten hidden away. Kate was mad about the hanging thing and she said that her friends wouldn’t take away His things!
That was when Orlando said that Viggo (who you remember is Chemical-smell Man) had given him that hanging thing!
When my Alpha said “Viggo” Kate’s face got even redder and she started yelling so loud it almost hurt my ears! Oh, this was all a Bad Thing to happen! I was afraid that someone was going to start kicking the Dog next! so I got under the table with my tail between my legs. It’s really scary when your People are fighting with each other because I didn’t know what to do to make them stop.
(If anybody knows what to do to break up a People fight I wish they would tell this Dog!)
Orlando was so Angry by then that he went to the door and opened it and went Outside! I had to choose very fast, but my feet were quicker than my head and I was out the door behind him before it could even close. He stomped off really fast and went to where the Car is left and when he opened that door too I jumped inside and onto the front seat.
“Get Out, Sidi!” he said too loud, like any of this was my fault! But I wasn’t going to Get Out because I think that your Alpha needs to have you there to protect him and show him the way home again Even More when he’s breathing fast and his skin is hot and he isn’t thinking about everything. Kate yelled something from the house and then my Alpha got into the Car and slammed the door behind him and then we were off on our Ride. But this wasn’t a for Fun Ride, and it was almost like being thrown around inside the big big Car for a little while, until Orlando finally started breathing normally again and relaxing his body a bit.
He told me ‘Sorry!’, and he petted my ears when we stopped for a moment, and then I wasn’t so worried about us getting into a Fight with anybody else. He drove to a place I’ve never been before and then we got out. My lead wasn’t there so he had to grab my collar until we went up some stairs and down a hall and then there was a door and a familiar smell. My tail was starting to wag when Dominic-quick-fingers opened the door and there was a lot of Happy Talk and hugging and a quick mouth touching and then we went inside this place where my Hobbit Human lives. He’s in our Pack too, you know.
The People were talking very intently to each other so I went around to inspect this new place. There was a big bed that smelled old and sweaty and Dominic had been making sex in there pretty recently, though I couldn’t tell who the other person was for sure. There were familiar scents in lots of places, mostly Stink-of-burning-weeds Elijah but also Sean with-the-puppies. I went over the kitchen very carefully and got enough stuff from the floor for a snack, but it only made me more hungry because it was getting dark by then.
I went into the big room where the table is and there was more Food on the floor under there, so I guess that Dominic needs to have Dog of his own to keep the place clean. When I was going to look out the window I saw a really big bug sitting on the back of one of the chairs. It was all pointy and looked kinda like a leaf or a stick.
It tasted like peanuts...or chicken. Maybe more like peanuts.
The Hobbit and my Alpha were now sitting and drinking beer from cold round cans and they were talking about Bitches. It reminded me of when Kate and Curse-tin were talking about their Males and drinking in Kent Ucky. Dominic got up to go get more beer (these guys can drink a Lot of Beer!) and went through the table room. He said something about a Pet and was looking into a clear box with sticks and stuff in it. My Alpha laughed and then suddenly looked at me very hard like he just thought of something important. I wagged my tail at him and was glad that he remembered I was there. He was probably realizing that we didn’t have any Crunchy Good Things with us!
Orlando stood up suddenly and at the same time there was a knocking sound from the door. I got a dirty look (like it was my fault! the door got knocked) and then my Alpha went to open it.
Imagine my surprise when it was Viggo standing there!
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Thank you for the update!l