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fellowshippers2004-11-08 03:07 pm
thalassatx.livejournal.com) wrote in fellowshippers2004-11-08 03:07 pm
Fic: Oh Shit (DM, OB/VM, mentions Kate, R for language)
Fic: Oh Shit
Rating: R for language
Characters: DM, OB/VM, mentions Kate
Author's notes: A double drabble, brought to mind because of Dom's mention of Orli and Viggo coming to Hawaii for Thanksgiving. Just a conversation amongst friends. Archive at will, and please feedback!!
“Dom! You idiot!”
“What did I do?”
”You told the press that Viggo and I were coming over for Thanksgiving!”
”Well, you are, aren’t you?”
“That’s completely beside the point! Do you have no idea what you’ve done?”
“Umm, I suppose I don’t, Orli. Maybe you should tell me.”
”Dom! Now every fangirl with a little extra dosh is scheduling flights and getting digital cameras! Not to mention fueling their fantasies!”
”Oh. Sorry?”
”You don’t sound sorry! Christ, what a mess you’ve made.”
”Orlando, seriously, mate, do you think it’s really going to be a problem? It’s Hawaii, man! They’ll never find us, and if they do, we’ll handle it. A few fangirls can’t ruin this.”
”Then there’s Kate.”
”Quit mumbling, Orli. What did you say?”
”I said then there’s Kate! Pull the wax out.”
”Kate knows you’re coming. I talked to her last week.”
”Well she didn’t know Viggo will be there. Until now, that is, Mr. Wanker.”
”Shit.”
“Yeah. Shit.”
“Umm, now I really am sorry.”
”Bloody better be.”
“Anything I can do?”
“Yeah man. Call Kate and tell her my plane went down over the Atlantic.”
”Orli, it’s the Pacific.”
”I knew that. See ya later, Dommie.”
Rating: R for language
Characters: DM, OB/VM, mentions Kate
Author's notes: A double drabble, brought to mind because of Dom's mention of Orli and Viggo coming to Hawaii for Thanksgiving. Just a conversation amongst friends. Archive at will, and please feedback!!
“Dom! You idiot!”
“What did I do?”
”You told the press that Viggo and I were coming over for Thanksgiving!”
”Well, you are, aren’t you?”
“That’s completely beside the point! Do you have no idea what you’ve done?”
“Umm, I suppose I don’t, Orli. Maybe you should tell me.”
”Dom! Now every fangirl with a little extra dosh is scheduling flights and getting digital cameras! Not to mention fueling their fantasies!”
”Oh. Sorry?”
”You don’t sound sorry! Christ, what a mess you’ve made.”
”Orlando, seriously, mate, do you think it’s really going to be a problem? It’s Hawaii, man! They’ll never find us, and if they do, we’ll handle it. A few fangirls can’t ruin this.”
”Then there’s Kate.”
”Quit mumbling, Orli. What did you say?”
”I said then there’s Kate! Pull the wax out.”
”Kate knows you’re coming. I talked to her last week.”
”Well she didn’t know Viggo will be there. Until now, that is, Mr. Wanker.”
”Shit.”
“Yeah. Shit.”
“Umm, now I really am sorry.”
”Bloody better be.”
“Anything I can do?”
“Yeah man. Call Kate and tell her my plane went down over the Atlantic.”
”Orli, it’s the Pacific.”
”I knew that. See ya later, Dommie.”