ext_70293 ([identity profile] rosemending.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fellowshippers2004-08-28 12:05 am

FIC: Sober (dombillijah)

Title: Sober
Author: Rosemending rosemending@hotmail.com
Website: http://twib.oscillating.net
Pairing: dombillijah
Rating: R
Warning: An obligatory hobbits drinking and dancing fic
Summary: Dom drinks and Elijah drinks and Billy does not
Feedback: *Hoards*


Billy does not drink alcohol. He is allergic to ethanol. Dom, on the other hand does, and is smashed. At Elijah's flat-warming.

Dom crawls up to Billy, grinning under his beer foam moustache.

"You are da bomb," Dom says. "You are the sexiest person in this house. How do you DO THAT?"

Billy checks behind himself, just in case. "I don't know."

"No really, you blow my mind," Dom says. "The way you sit. The slope of your shoulders. The slouch of your stomach. Gah!"

Dom is warm and smells of sweet malt as he sucks up all of Billy's personal space.

"You make me think," Dom says, staring fiercely ahead, brows knitted. "You make me want commitment. I want to marry you Billy. Would you be my woman?"

"I need an apple juice," Billy makes a run for it.

The fridge is full of pre-mix cocktails. Billy digs out the juice. Billy's hands tremble as he pours himself a drink. Billy wait for the vitamins D, C and A to calm him.

Elijah bounces into the kitchen. Elijah wields a vodka cruiser and wears a leather jacket. Elijah's mouth is red with the alcoholic cordial.

Elijah invites Billy to dance. Elijah demonstrates on the dance floor that he has lost all motor functions. Elijah's hips fly, so does Elijah's arms.

Dom opens his bleary eyes and sidles up to Billy and Elijah.

Dom and Elijah do the mating robots dance. Billy bends his knees so that he bobs.

Dom and Elijah hold hands and spin circles around Billy. Billy sees the red of Elijah's mouth and the white of Dom's teeth.

Dom and Elijah rope Billy onto the carpet.

Billy feels as if he is made of intoxication and spin. Billy buries his face in Dom's shoulder to ease his dizziness.

Elijah threads his fingers through Billy's. Dom nuzzles Billy's hair and says "_herbal_".

Dom bites Billy's ear. Billy's hands spasm, he pinches Elijah.

Elijah bends over and pulls down Billy's sock, Elijah nibbles Billy's ankle.

Billy lies, soft and malleable. Billy stares into the ceiling. Dom tips Elijah's cruiser over and it puddles on Billy's chest and ruins his dressy shirt.

Elijah is quick as a thief at undoing Billy's fly. Dom looks down and frowns. Dom bats Elijah's hands off Billy.

Elijah's eyes blaze. Elijah leaps on Dom, "He's mine!"

Dom throws his beer on Elijah. Elijah is drenched, Elijah wipes his eyes and licks the beer from around his mouth.

Elijah slaps Dom in the chest.

Dom slaps Elijah on the stomach.

Elijah slaps Dom on his right buttock.

Dom slaps Elijah on his crotch.

Elijah and Dom wrestle over Billy, they make a mound in the middle of the living room. A shadow hovers over them and its Orlando, Billy says hello to Orlando with his eyes. But is immobilized to do more.

Elijah and Dom pull at each other's shirt. Elijah and Dom headlock one another. Elijah and Dom are evenly matched blow by blow. Elijah and Dom introduce vicious kissing and aggressive fondling into their contest.

Billy waits till they are naked and too tangled up together to carefully extricate himself.

Billy wish he drank.

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