Battleship -- PG-13 -- OB/VM

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Title: Battleship
Author: Chevauchée [renjenri]
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, Elijah Wood POV
Summary: Everyone knew that Viggo and Orlando had fought. Elijah just knew better than most.
Rating: PG-13 (profanity. and lots of it)
Disclaimer: Dunno if Elijah likes to sit in the corner. Viggo neither. Orlando may be a much better shot than I give him credit for being. In short, I don't know them and this never happened.
Distribution: The Opposite of Chivalry and CLM
Feedback: Feel free.
Notes: Franticly written in 56 minutes, followed by a 20 minute argument with my beta and a search for what one of the size doubles was named, for the contrelamontre 'couple from outside' challenge. Thanks to Lori (who was right) for beta. Written cause I owe Regret something happy.

Battleship

i always forget to post CLMs here....