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Title: Eyes and Stone
Author:
ivorette
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: I do not know claim to know the actors mentioned. No disrespect is intended and no profit is being made.
Pairing: Billy/Orlando (What? Who? *is mildly sheepish* This is an unusual pairing for me)
Feedback: Better than candy and delicious with ketchup.
Notes: Written for the
lotrpschallenge number eight (the all-dialogue prompt). It's my first time experimenting with this pairing or this format, so any constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.
“Your eyes give you away.”
“You should know better than to trust the eyes of an actor.”
“You’re not acting now.”
“As far as you know.”
“Come on, Bills. People always go on about how huge and expressive my eyes are, but yours bleed so much more emotion. I’ve seen them.”
“I’m twelve years older than you, Elijah. That much more time does a lot to a person.”
“Age is only more experience, and that just means that you have that much more to show.”
“Age and experience mean that you better know how to hide. Experience means knowing when and where it’s appropriate. And, by my extra experience, I can tell that you don’t know shit.”
“Temperamental today, aren’t we?”
“I’m not joking, Lij.”
“Then why are you smiling? Why are your eyes laughing?”
“Dom’s allergic to his cloak again, Elijah. You’d better go take it off of him.”
“Very fucking funny, Boyd.”
“I’m joking now.”
* * * * *
“Hey, Orli.”
“Eh? What’s going on, Elwood?”
“Something’s wrong with Billy.”
“Hmm, I think you’re right. He really looks like he’s at Death’s door … cheeky smile, good appetite, rosy complexion, my god he’s in a horrible state. You’re right to worry about him.”
“Everyone’s a fucking comedian today, aren’t they?”
“What’s your problem with it?”
“I’ve never seen him like this before, Orli. There’s just something about his eyes…”
“I’ve heard a load of smitten fans make similar comments about your eyes.”
“I’m being serious! I mean, I’ve seen him happy, of course, his enthusiasm is annoyingly infectious, but … not like this. He’s been like this ever since we got back from that Maori tourist trap we visited yesterday.”
“Oh, just be happy for him. Be happy that he’s happy, and he’ll either let it slip or you’ll figure it out sooner or later. Just be happy for him and be patient, Doodle.”
“Quit calling me that. How much older are you again?”
“Older enough. Brilliant actor or no, you should listen to your elders.”
“Whatever. Speaking of that tourist trap, where’s that necklace you bought yesterday?”
“What?”
“You know, the one with the green stone.”
“Lij … I’m in my Legolas costume. Why would I be wearing it now?”
“Oops. Sorry.”
* * * * *
"I think Elijah’s catching on.”
"Lij also thought that you'd be wearing this in your Legolas costume. I'm not too worried."
“It really does look good on you. Almost the same green as your eyes.”
“I appreciate the gift, but doesn't it look just a little bit freakish? Like I’ve got a third eye just below my neck.”
“Don’t be so modest, you know you love it. I can see it in your eyes.”
“Honestly, Orli. You should know better than to trust the eyes of an actor.”
Author:
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: I do not know claim to know the actors mentioned. No disrespect is intended and no profit is being made.
Pairing: Billy/Orlando (What? Who? *is mildly sheepish* This is an unusual pairing for me)
Feedback: Better than candy and delicious with ketchup.
Notes: Written for the
“Your eyes give you away.”
“You should know better than to trust the eyes of an actor.”
“You’re not acting now.”
“As far as you know.”
“Come on, Bills. People always go on about how huge and expressive my eyes are, but yours bleed so much more emotion. I’ve seen them.”
“I’m twelve years older than you, Elijah. That much more time does a lot to a person.”
“Age is only more experience, and that just means that you have that much more to show.”
“Age and experience mean that you better know how to hide. Experience means knowing when and where it’s appropriate. And, by my extra experience, I can tell that you don’t know shit.”
“Temperamental today, aren’t we?”
“I’m not joking, Lij.”
“Then why are you smiling? Why are your eyes laughing?”
“Dom’s allergic to his cloak again, Elijah. You’d better go take it off of him.”
“Very fucking funny, Boyd.”
“I’m joking now.”
* * * * *
“Hey, Orli.”
“Eh? What’s going on, Elwood?”
“Something’s wrong with Billy.”
“Hmm, I think you’re right. He really looks like he’s at Death’s door … cheeky smile, good appetite, rosy complexion, my god he’s in a horrible state. You’re right to worry about him.”
“Everyone’s a fucking comedian today, aren’t they?”
“What’s your problem with it?”
“I’ve never seen him like this before, Orli. There’s just something about his eyes…”
“I’ve heard a load of smitten fans make similar comments about your eyes.”
“I’m being serious! I mean, I’ve seen him happy, of course, his enthusiasm is annoyingly infectious, but … not like this. He’s been like this ever since we got back from that Maori tourist trap we visited yesterday.”
“Oh, just be happy for him. Be happy that he’s happy, and he’ll either let it slip or you’ll figure it out sooner or later. Just be happy for him and be patient, Doodle.”
“Quit calling me that. How much older are you again?”
“Older enough. Brilliant actor or no, you should listen to your elders.”
“Whatever. Speaking of that tourist trap, where’s that necklace you bought yesterday?”
“What?”
“You know, the one with the green stone.”
“Lij … I’m in my Legolas costume. Why would I be wearing it now?”
“Oops. Sorry.”
* * * * *
"I think Elijah’s catching on.”
"Lij also thought that you'd be wearing this in your Legolas costume. I'm not too worried."
“It really does look good on you. Almost the same green as your eyes.”
“I appreciate the gift, but doesn't it look just a little bit freakish? Like I’ve got a third eye just below my neck.”
“Don’t be so modest, you know you love it. I can see it in your eyes.”
“Honestly, Orli. You should know better than to trust the eyes of an actor.”

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