Fic: Better in the Dark

[boggyboy.livejournal.com]

Title: Better In The Dark

Author:boggyboy
Email: boggybinkyboobooboy@yahoo.com.au
Pairing: Ian McKellen/Elijah Wood
Rating: NC17
Warning: AU
Feedback: is welcome
Archive: My LJ, others please ask
Beta: nimlothriel
Disclaimer: Never happened and is not likely to.

AN: Inspired by Dark Of The Matinee By Franz Ferdinand





Better In The Dark

FIC: Material World 14 (Sean), (RPS, Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean, NC-17, kink)

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

Material World 14 (Sean)
Authors: darkrosetiger and telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: RPS, Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean
Series: Material World
Warnings/Rating: NC-17
Summary: The morning and afternoon after the WotW permier proves interesting in both the culinary and sexual sense.
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Orlando as whore has to be one of the big RPS clichés, but hell, it's a pretty one and we wanted to play with it. Many thanks to our lovely beta, padawanhilary. This one takes place the day after Chapter 13.

Cast of Characters
Previous Chapters

"Is there anything I can do to help, or would you rather I just stayed out of the way?"

(no subject)

[philomel.livejournal.com]

Title: Coxcomb
Author: philomel
Pairing: Bernard Hill/Ian McKellen/Dominic Monaghan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tea time in Rohan is served with one lump of sugar and a pitcher-full of sassy.
Disclaimer: Lies, lies, lies, yeah.
Feedback: Love it! Will feed it with cookies.


Where is the horse and the rider?

Dave’s Celebrity Shag List: 7. Trojan Toys (DW/EB)

[bijou69.livejournal.com]

Title: DCSL: 7. Trojan Toys (DW/EB)
Author: bijouatweb
Pairing: David Wenham/Eric Bana, VM/SB (sort of)
Rating: NC-17
Beta: the wonderful helena_s_renn *hugs you*
Warnings: toy use.
Summary: Eric is in denial and Dave is pretty convincing.


banner by azdiva

(7. Trojan Toys DW/EB )

x_posted to dave_uncensored

Fic: Cafe on the Corner (13/?)

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Title: Cafe on the Corner (13/?)
Author: Amre (dazzamre)
Pairing: Viggorli (brief mention of others)
Rating: overall R/NC-17
Summary: AU. A local coffee shop. An Open Mic Night. Anything could happen.
Feedback: It would be most welcome. :)
Disclaimer: Lies, lies! It’s all lies, I tell you!
Thanks to: madame_d for being such a great beta and marylou_gr for all the support!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12

Cafe on the Corner (13/?)

Fic: Inside the Captain's Cabin (1/1)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Title: Inside the Captain's Cabin
Author: salixbabylon
Email: salixbabylon@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.geocities.com/salixbabylon/index.html
Pairing: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Archiving: My site, Aniron, CIB, Mirrormere, VOLA, list archives, and others upon request ONLY.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Disclaimer: Complete fiction. I am implying nothing about the real sexual preferences of the actors herein. Absolutely no disrespect is meant to them.

Summary: Pictures of Viggo/Alatriste inspire Orlando/Will to be ravished.

Warning: role-playing non-con



Inside the Captain's Cabin

Fic: Glowing

[sunsetmog.livejournal.com]

Title: Glowing
Author: sunsetmog
Pairing: Billy Boyd / Dominic Monaghan
Rating: PG-13

Notes: For abbichicken. Crack!fic. Warnings for male pregnancy, crying, angst, unrequited love and the existence of a substrata of society known (unfortunately) as 'Fertile Males'.

Beta by kraken_wakes.

Dom had never meant to get pregnant. It had been an accident, a mistake, a mistimed error on his part. He should have known better, should have added up the dates and checked his calendar and been more damned careful with the condoms.

Orli/Dave fic

[prettypattisue.livejournal.com]

Title: Popsicle, (1/?) in a thus far untitled series.
Rating: Eventually R? NC-17? I can never tell.
Pairing: ummm… eventually OB/DW for sure, but with the possibility of others as well.
Warning: Slash. Not true. No offense intended.
Authors Note: For lady_aurora, who wanted Dave/Orli and deep throating. I’m sure this wasn’t what she had in mind, but hopefully it’s acceptable. And if she likes it, maybe there will be more. Read: please let me finish what I start.

On to the fic!

Ring a ring o’roses

[sybrant.livejournal.com]

Title: Ring a ring o’roses
Author: fyre02 and nclowe
Pairing: VM/OB
Rating: R
Warnings: Perversion of childhood nursery rhymes….
Beta: Um… ourselves? Sorry!
Disclaimer: Totally not real!..... as far as we know.
Summary: Whoever said Doctors made the worst patients had obviously never met Orlando....

Author’s notes: Yep, it’s another collaboration! After the success of Teddy Bears Picnic we decided to see what other nursery rhymes we could pervert… and this is the result! Enjoy!!


Ring a ring o’roses

The Hard Goodbye - The Cops

[sybrant.livejournal.com]

Title: The Hard Goodbye - The Cops
Author: nclowe
Rating: This chapter PG-13 for swearing...
Summary: 'I should be suspicious, but the money is too good. After all, it's a piece of cake... Find the kid, re-unite family, I get paid... so why does it all feel so wrong?'
Beta: The ever ready fyre02!
Disclaimer: So not true. Clive Owen has never been a detective as far as I know.
Banner made by the wonderful eviea
AN:This chapter is short, mainly because its leading up to the bigger ones.


For previous chapters click on picture...

The Cops

Cross-posted to fellow_shippers, blackened_souls and nclowe_fics

FIC: "Of Princes & Slaves", R, 11/19

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Title: "Of Princes and Slaves"
Author: Osiris Brackhaus & Beryll
Part: 11/19
You can find all previous chapters here
Rating: R
Warnings: Smut? ;-)
Credits: To Larry, for his excellent help, To MayetRa, for perpetual encouragement.

Of Princes & Slaves, Part 11

(no subject)

[loki-girl.livejournal.com]

Title:
P&P Chapter 9
Author: Loki_girl
Pairings:DM/BB, EW/VM, OB/DW
Rating for this chapter: PG-13
Summary: Then what are we going to do?
Disclaimer: None of it is real and I don't own anything.
Feedback: Is LOVED
previous chapters can be found here

A Queer Manner of Business

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Title: A Queer Manner of Business
Author: Q.H
Pairing: Sean/Orli
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sean is business man in the 1880's who takes a chance on a young come-by-chance...
Chapter: 3/3
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is purely fiction please do not make any assumptions about the actors based on what you read here.
Author’s Notes: I posted this in my LJ a while ago and it seemed to go down well so I thought I'd share it here too. Enjoy.
For bluespirit_star because she is wonderful in every way imaginable.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

( Final Part )

THE END

.xx.

(no subject)

[blue-emotion.livejournal.com]

Title: Kerching
Rating: R for bad language and content over the course of the whole fic
Pairing: Domlijah
Part: 5/?
Disclaimer: None of the boys belong to me, all of this is just the product of my over active,warped imagination.
Summary:Total A/U Billy, Viggo, Dom and Elijah are con men, and all of them have their secrets, only some secrets are more dangerous than others.
Dedications: buddha4mary and dominicluver for being stars and reading.

feedback is greatly welcome as this is the 1st piece of non standalone I've written for months and I'm extremely nervous about it.


Part One|| Part Two|| Part Three|| Part Four


Part Five:The arrival of Elijah

The FAB Factor Measurement Organization (VM/OB - R - Crack!Fic)

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Title: The FAB Factor Measurement Organization
Author: nurseowens
Pairing: VigOrli (with guest stars)
Rating: R (for some language and gratuitous nudity)
Beta: none, so all mistakes are mine. Read for courage by king_of_men and invisible_dream though. Thanks girls! ♥ ♥
Disclaimer: Since we can’t really show up on Orlando and Viggo’s doorstep, I decided to make it an imaginary visit. So not true, nothing of it. zip, nada… And I make no claims what so ever. I only virtually invaded their privacy. You know I love them to death, so any stabs in their direction are purely out of love.
Warnings: Crack!Fic, girly!Orli (and that’s REALLY not my habit), blatant and unapologetic use of king_of_men and myself as characters, the use of the word fangirls and the existence of Gaydar. Also totally gratuitous picspam.
Pictures provided by fairyspell, newvilya, nevernilien, shrinetolust and galor5
Dedicated to matan4il for providing the plot bunny.

CONTAINS PICTURES! I tried to make it reasonably dial-up friendly, but no guarantees